"Yes, we like to wear military uniforms, which represents a kind of trust. The fat man echoed, "No matter who the military uniform is on, it is so beautiful and moving." ”

Zhou Tian, "What you said is very right, no matter at any time, as long as we see this familiar olive green, our hearts will be much calmer, especially in the event of a disaster, this olive green will bring us great confidence, as long as they are there, we are not afraid of anything, as long as they are there, we will ......." ”

Countless officers and soldiers.

At this moment, they danced their hands and gave their warmest applause to Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage.

Singing crosstalk!

The cross talk that Zhou Tian and Wang Le are talking about now is a typical praise type cross talk, and this cross talk joke was finally come up with by Zhou Tian after spending several days.

"On this occasion, I can't wait to sing a song to express my feelings. Zhou Tian on the stage said loudly, and when he opened his mouth, he was about to sing loudly.

But soon.

He was dragged by the fat man.

"Zhou Tian, Uncle Zhou, what are you going to do?" the fat man asked Zhou Tian.

"Sing. Zhou Tian looked at it for granted, "This kind of occasion, this kind of exciting occasion, only singing can perfectly express my mood." ”

The fat man immediately put on a bitter face.

The master who was in charge of recording at the scene had a great eye for projecting the fat man's bitter face onto the big screen behind the stage through the lens in his hand.

Moment.

Whether it was the officers and soldiers sitting at the front desk or the officers and soldiers sitting in the back, they all saw the fat man with a constipated and bitter face through the big screen.

Applause followed, "Bang Bang...... Bang bang bang ....... ”

on stage.

Zhou Tian grabbed the fat man's chin with his hand, looked at the expression on the fat man's face, and said, "Fat man, what kind of expression do you have?"

"Zhou Tian, Uncle Zhou, you sing in the dormitory, I don't object, anyway, I'm used to being harmed by you, and besides, I'm rough and thick-skinned, so I'm not afraid of your scourge. The fat man pointed at the officers and soldiers under the stage, "But they can't, they still defend the country and protect the safety of our citizens?

"Fatty, I'm so sad when you say that. Zhou Tian sighed, and then patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand.

"Donkeys are scared when they hear your song that doesn't cost money, chickens don't lay eggs, and dogs can't sleep when they hear it. The fat man continued to hit Zhou Tian, "A classmate in our dormitory had a birthday and invited a large group of people to sing. Zhou Tian volunteered to sing the first song, as soon as he opened his mouth, the first lyrics were not finished, and all the classmates in our box vomited, the second sentence, the customers in the box next door vomited, and the third sentence, the people in the entire KTV vomited. ”

"That was before me. Zhou Tiandao: "Now I am much more powerful, I speak well in cross talk, and I sing well." ”

"I don't believe it. The fat man shook his head with a look of disbelief.

Zhou Tian asked, "Let me ask you, there are four lessons in cross talk, what are they? Do you know?"

"Yes. The fat man said: "This one will come when he opens his mouth, there are four lessons in cross talk, which are to learn to sing and sing." ”

"It is said that learning to sing is the basic skill of cross talk actors, that is to say, every cross talk actor will know these four lessons. ”

"So, can you sing?"

"Naturally, I can sing. ”

"Then I'll trust you for once. "Fatty," what song are you going to sing?"

"This is a very nice old song, the name of the song is called Green Flowers in the Army, and today I take this opportunity to give this song to every one of our loveliest people here. As soon as Zhou Tian's words fell, the sound of officers and soldiers applauding sounded again at the scene.

"Uh-huh. Zhou Tian, who cleared his throat, sang softly into the microphone in front of him, "The cold wind is fluttering and the leaves are falling, the army is a green flower, dear comrades-in-arms, don't miss home, don't miss your mother." ”

After singing these few lines, Zhou Tian looked at the fat man next to him and asked in a tone with a hint of ostentatiousness: "Fat man, how is my singing?"

"Yes, it sounds much better than before. The fat man replied: "I said Zhou Tian, yes, when did you learn such a hand?"

"There's more you don't know, keep listening. Zhou Tian sang the song of green flowers in the army, "The cold wind is fluttering and the leaves are falling, the army is a green flower, dear comrades-in-arms, don't miss home, don't miss your mother." I call day and night, how many words in my heart, don't tears when parting, the military camp is our warm home, mom, don't worry, the child I have grown up, standing guard on duty is to defend the country, wind and rain are not afraid, heartfelt blessings to mother, may my mother live a long and healthy life, stay until the celebration and then go home, then come to visit a good mother, stay until the celebration and then go home, and then come to visit a good mother, there is a good girl in my hometown, I often dream of her, the men in the army also have love, and I am willing to accompany you to the end of the world, just because of the heavy responsibility, I have to put down the love first, the white clouds flutter to take my love, and the green flowers in the army are given to her。 ”

I have to say.

Zhou Tian's song is a green flower in the army, and it is sung unusually well, as if the original song of the song is here.

Quite a few officers and soldiers.

There were tears in the corners of his eyes.

Looks like.

Zhou Tian's song was sung firmly into the hearts of the officers and men, and the tears flowing from the corners of their eyes were the best proof of this.

They dedicated their best years to the barracks.

They dedicated their best years to national defense.

"I like the military. After singing the song Green Flowers in the Army, Zhou Tian continued their cross talk.

"I also like the military. The fat man said.

"Every time I see soldiers, especially women in military uniforms, my heart is very happy. Zhou Tian said with his hands gesturing.

"Why do I think you're a bit obscene?" the fat man frowned.

"What do you mean by obscenity?" Zhou Tian, "I saw a female junreng in a military uniform, just like the mood of fans when they see that they like idols, it is worship, it is like, it is fanatical, but it is not as obscene as you said." ”

"It turned out that this was the case, and I was worried for a long time. ”

"Soldiers are our backbone, and it is because of them that we can have a good life now. ”

This sentence is the end of their cross talk.

Other words.

After saying this, their cross talk ended, and in the applause of the officers and soldiers, Zhou Tian and the fat man bowed and left.

Strange to say.

This condolence performance was originally not going to be broadcast on the TV station, but for some reason, it was finally broadcast on the CCTV military channel.

The broadcast of the condolence program on the CCTV channel also made Zhou Tian and Wang Le popular again.