"I made a little joke just now, and said some digressions that shouldn't be said, I hope everyone won't be surprised. Zhou Tiandao.

"yes, some nonsense. The fat man said: "Next, it's time for us to officially perform, it's time for me to perform." ”

Zhou Tian was puzzled: "What is your show?"

The fat man deliberately glanced at Zhou Tian, then pointed to the dress on his body with his hand, and said, "Don't you see it?"

Zhou Tian shook his head, "I really can't see this." ”

"You should be able to see it. The fat man said.

"What do you mean that you should see?" Zhou Tian asked rhetorically, and then said to the audience under the stage: "Some people can see it, and some people can't." ”

"My size speaks for itself. The fat man gave a hint.

"Smack!" Zhou Tian slapped his thigh with his hand, and suddenly said, "I know, I know your profession." ”

The fat man smiled.

"You must be a chef, a chef in a restaurant. Zhou Tiandao: "I have seen many chefs, and they are all about the same size as you. ”

Laughed.

The audience waiting under the stage.

They all laughed.

As the old saying goes, a chef is nine fat, and one is particularly fat. People who don't know the inside story, just by virtue of the fat man's size, it is really possible to recognize him as a chef, so Zhou Tian's words are right, there is no mistake at all.

"I'm talking about cross talk actors. The fat man raised his voice suddenly.

"Are you a cross talk actor?" Zhou Tian was a little puzzled, "You mean cross talk?"

Fat man, "That's right, I just said cross talk, my body type is unique in the cross talk world." ”

"It turns out that you are the only fat man in the entire cross talk world. "Zhou Tian," I said, no wonder I look at you a little familiar. ”

Fat man, "Oh, is that so? Then you must have seen me on TV." ”

"As if I've seen it somewhere, I think about it. Zhou Tian was in a state of thinking, and after more than ten seconds, he looked at the fat man, "I remember, the last time I bought my things, the one who ran away without giving money was you." ”

The fat man waved his hand, "Impossible." ”

"What's impossible? They all say that fat people are thick-skinned, it must be you. Zhou Tian grabbed the fat man with his hand and said vigorously: "Pay back, pay back." ”

"You're mistaken, that person isn't me. The fat man explained.

"It's really not you. ”

"It's really not me. ”

"Looks like I made a mistake, and I have to apologize to you. Zhou Tian, "Didn't you understand your surname?"

Fat man, "Oh, don't dare, the cheap surname is Huang." ”

Zhou Tian put his hand to his ear and made a listening state, "What's your last name?"

The fat man repeated the answer just now, "The surname is Huang, and the cheap surname is Huang." ”

Zhou Tian sighed, "The surname is Huang." ”

The fat man nodded, "Yes, my surname is Huang." ”

Zhou Tian put on a modest demeanor, "May I ask which yellow you are, is it bow chief yellow? or Lizao yellow? or is it the yellow of Shan Liren?"

"Poof. Countless audience members laughed, and then their applause of encouragement rang out, "Papapa...... Bang bang bang ....... ”

Zhou Tian looked at the audience under the stage, clasped his hands into fists and said, "Thank you for your encouragement, I will continue to work hard." ”

The fat man slapped his forehead with his hand, "Is that a applause to encourage you?" ”

"Cheers?" Zhou Tian denied it, and he didn't believe that those people under the stage were drinking their own cheers.

Of course.

He was pretending.

Do so.

It's just for fun.

Pure hilarious.

"Don't believe it?" the fat man asked, and then pointed to Zhou Tian, "I said do you know how to read?

"Aang. Zhou Tian raised his voice and looked at the fat man, "Then which Zhang (chapter) are you?

Fat man, "Morning chapter, hey...... No, no, no. ”

"Is your surname not?" Zhou Tian laughed, "This surname is quite rare." ”

"Your last name is not that. The fat man said, "I don't have a surname." ”

"And what's your last name?" Zhou Tian asked again.

"Zhang. The fat man waved his hand vigorously, "What Zhang." ”

Zhou Tianshen mended the knife and said, "You can't open your mouth?"

"What kind of mess?" said the fat man.

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man and complained to the audience under the stage: "Look, just this temper, I am in a hurry in a few words." ”

Countless viewers laughed.

Countless viewers burst out laughing.

Your sister.

As far as you're messing around, everyone is in a hurry.

"Who's surnamed Zhang? My surname is Huang!" The fat man corrected.

"Aren't you surnamed Wang? Why are you surnamed Huang?" Zhou Tian, "Is it the bow chief that Huang?"

The fat man made a gesture that he was going to faint at any time, "It seems that you are really illiterate, bow chief...... Is there a bow that grows yellow?"

Zhou Tian, "I'm a little confused, which one of you is yellow?"

Fat man, "Oops, red, yellow, blue, white, black, yellow." ”

"Why are it five words?" Zhou Tian frowned, "Five-color yellow?"

Fat man, "That's right, it's five-color yellow." ”

Zhou Tian, "Wait a minute, you should be a foreign surname." ”

Fat man, "How do you call it a foreign name?"

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man, "I don't have a level, and I say that I have no culture, why don't you even know the foreign surname, the foreign surname is not in "Hundred Family Names". ”

"This is the first time I've heard of this. The fat man said: "Who is not in "Hundred Family Names"?"

"You?" Zhou Tian, "Do you have you in "Hundred Family Names"?"

Fatty, "Of course there is." ”

Zhou Tian, "There is a surname Huang in "Hundred Family Names"?"

"Yes!" Fatso.

Sunday, "Is there any?"

Fatty, "Yes!"

Zhou Tianyi waved his hand, "Wait a minute, I'm a little confused, Zhao Qian Sun Huang? Yes, yes, it's Zhao Qian Sun Huang, I remember." ”

Fat man, "I'm confused, what Zhao Qian Sun Huang, that one is called Zhao Qian Sun Li." ”

Zhou Tian sighed and smiled embarrassedly, "Yes, yes, it's Zhao Qian Sun Li, not Zhao Qian Sun Huang, your surname is Li?"

"Who's surnamed Li?" the fat man, "My surname is Huang, not Li, behind the surname of the hundred families." ”

Zhou Tian, "Zhou Wu Zheng Huang?"

The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian with a look of disgust, "I can't even say you, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang!

Zhou Tian, "Feng Chen, Chu Huang?"

"It's been a long time, are you blind?" the fat man said, "Hey, please don't be blind?"

Zhou Tian, "Who is blind? Aren't I talking about it according to the surname of the hundred families?"

"It's not blind yet, Zhou Wu Zhenghuang for a while, Feng Chen Chuhuang for a while, aren't you called blind?"

"Blind, how can you use the word blind at this time. Zhou Tiandao: "That's called blind guessing." ”