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The deal between Ding Li and the fat man was quickly completed.

Immediately, the fat man hugged the painting handed to him by Ding Li, kept kissing him, and at the same time said loudly: "From now on, my nickname is not called a small bargain, but a big bargain, and this time I will make a lot of money." ”

The audience once again burst into warm applause.

Some people with a heart will also substitute themselves into that scene, and put themselves in their shoes to think about whether they will be like the greedy and cheap person played by the fat man, and fall for Ding Li's plan to get away with it!

In an instant, these people broke out in a cold sweat.

If they meet someone like Ding Li in the real society, there is a chance that they will not be able to resist the temptation and spend money to paint that picture!

After the fat man left, Ding Li said to the audience under the stage: "Have you seen it, a fake for fifty yuan was sold like this, and it was sold at a high price of 20,000 yuan." ”

After speaking, he took out another somewhat damaged book from the small bag he was carrying, and patted it in his hand, "This is what I bought for fifteen yuan, and I will find someone to sell this ancestral book of my family later." ”

The audience burst into laughter again, followed by warm applause.

In the applause of these audiences, Li Xiulan, who was heroic and wearing a black police uniform, appeared on the stage.

She looked at Ding Li and said, "How about selling me your ancestral book?"

"Okay. Ding Li replied casually, but when he turned his head and saw Li Xiulan wearing a capable police uniform, he immediately fell into a bear, his right hands were subconsciously clasped together, his mouth was naturally crooked, and his eyes were squeezed together.

"Don't pretend, come with me. Li Xiulan glared at Ding Li, and said straight to the point: "I have seen a lot of your tricks." ”

"Sister, go there?" Ding Li asked as he pretended to be a mentally handicapped person.

"Public Security Bureau. Li Xiulan said three words loudly.

There was applause at the scene.

Li Xiulan continued: "Mr. Liar, don't pretend, you're playing tricks. ”

"If I don't go?" Ding Li simply tore through his disguise, he threw the hat on his head, took out a cold fruit knife from his small bag, and threatened: "If you want to take me to the police station, you must first ask me if the knife in my hand is yes." ”

"Just you?" Li Xiulan sneered, casually put on a boxing gesture, and said to Ding Li: "Then let you taste the power of the Huaxia policewoman." ”

Then the two fought together in slow motion, and the reason why it was performed in slow motion was to highlight the effect of the fight.

I saw Ding Li wielding a fruit knife, slowly stabbing at Li Xiulan, the knife arrived in front of Li Xiulan, Li Xiulan turned sideways, dodged Ding Li's fruit knife at the same time, and took advantage of the situation to attack a punch.

The fist went straight to Ding Li's door, and when Li Xiulan's fist hit Ding Li's nose, Ding Li's feet kicked hard, and the whole person suddenly leaned back, and fell to the ground with a "poof".

At this time, there was nothing foreshadowing on the ground, and in order to highlight the effect, Ding Li didn't intend to take advantage of it, so he gritted his teeth and held on.

When he fell to the ground, his face deliberately twisted to the backstage side.

This is done in order to take advantage of the situation to make blood plasma on his face, so as to highlight the power of Li Xiulan's punch.

When Ding Li got up from the ground and twisted his face covered with blood to the audience, the whole scene was in an uproar, and countless applause rang out.

Because of this sketch, they have the feeling of watching a movie.

In fact, the sketch itself originated from the movie, and it is said that it was one of the main examination questions for students interviewed by the film academy back then, and after a series of developments, it gradually entered the attention of the audience, and became a form of performance for the earth's fire.

The two sides fought together again, Ding Li was still not Li Xiulan's opponent, and even the fruit knife in his hand was taken away by Li Xiulan.

In the end, there was no way, Ding Li raised his hands high, knelt down in front of Li Xiulan, pointed to the things in his bag and said, "Officer, I have more than 40,000 yuan in my bag, as long as you let me go, all the money in it is yours." ”

"Do you think anyone can be bought?" Li Xiulan righteously rejected Ding Li's temptation, "I am a policeman, and this is my duty." ”

The audience burst into warm applause, "Papapa...... ”

That's when the sketch highlights its theme!

"Hahaha...... , that's a good point, I'm a police officer, it's my duty. ”

"It's, that's great. ”

"I can't speak, I can only give a thumbs up!"

"Good!"

The old professor in front of the TV also began to watch this sketch seriously at this moment.

How to say that.

This work is so mature!

It's a textbook sketch.

Figure!

Sentiment!

Image!

Funny!

Rhythm!

Conception!

Depth!

It's all there!

Not only the old professor fell into contemplation, but even those netizens were fried, and they left messages one after another to express their opinions on this sketch!

"I don't know if I don't see it, I'm shocked when I see it, the sketch is too good. ”

"It's ironic!"

"I really admire these guys who are not afraid of death, they really dare to say anything, Niu Cha!"

"I'm convinced too!"

"Li Xiulan's performance is so realistic, I watched her so many TVs before, but I didn't realize that she was so beautiful, and from now on she will be my goddess. ”

"While I was watching the sketch, I was watching Li Xiulan's TV. ”

"Damn, what a wit upstairs!"

"What TV has Li Xiulan performed on recently?"

"It seems to be a film with the theme of the Anti-Japanese War, and it is said that there are performances by Ding Li and Wang Le. ”

"They're the starring?"

"No, it's a trick. ”

On the stage of the bonfire party, the sketch "Selling Paintings" has already become better, showing its most wonderful side.

Ding Li saw that he couldn't buy Li Xiulan, so he threw the small bag on his body towards Li Xiulan, and the whole person ran up like a rabbit.

Seeing this, Li Xiulan immediately chased in the direction of Ding Li's escape, and said loudly: "You can't escape." ”

At this time, the lights on the stage came on, and a room full of tables and stools appeared in front of people.

Ding Li rushed to the room, then picked up a chair and hit Li Xiulan who was chasing after him without saying a word.

Li Xiulan couldn't dodge, and the whole chair hit her, as deduced in the movie, when the chair hit Li Xiulan, it suddenly became torn.

Seeing this, everyone in the audience, including those in front of the TV and computer, breathed a sigh of relief as if a stone had fallen to the ground in their hearts.

They've been thoroughly brought into the whole skit.