In the laughter of the audience, the fat man asked: "I said what is good about you, how can such a precious thing be lost casually?"

Ding Li roared at the fat man: "Don't you blame you?"

"Blame me?" the fat man pointed at himself and asked, "How can you blame me?"

At this time, Ding Li said the reason for complaining about the fat man, "If you hadn't touched me just now, could I have lost it?"

"You said you lost the painting just now after you bumped into me?" The fat man was excited, and at this time, he was extremely excited as if he had suddenly picked up a lot of money. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hmm. Ding Li snorted.

"Then why don't you look for it?" the fat man didn't care much, and went straight to the stage to look for it, and when his eyes touched the scroll on the stage, the stone in his heart seemed to have fallen to the ground, and he walked over, picked it up, and gently wiped the dust off it with his hands.

Then I opened the scroll without thinking about it.

On the top of the scroll is a portrait of an old man wearing the clothes of the prince, and there is a line of words below, portrait of King Jingnan, painted by Lang Ning in the tenth year of Daqing Qinglong.

The fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and all the audience in the audience, including those in front of the TV, heard his saliva.

I saw him holding the scroll and saying to Ding Li, who was standing aside: "Hey, that fool, do you know who the person on the painting is?"

"Whoever I love, I care about him. Ding Li put on a smirk on his face, "If it weren't for its bad color, I would have been on the wall." ”

The fat man pointed at Ding Li with his finger, and he didn't know what to say, at this time, he fully deduced a little person who was greedy and cheap, didn't work hard, and complained all day long.

"Let me tell you, this is a portrait of your ancestor, King Jingnan. The fat man pointed to the image of the person on the scroll and reminded Ding Li.

"Love whoever you want. Ding Li said, took the painting back from the fat man's hand, and rolled it up again.

His rude movements made him feel sorry for the fat man on the side, only to see the fat man shouting vigorously: "You light, this is a cultural relic." ”

Ding Li blinked, "What are the cultural relics?"

The fat man rolled his eyes and said to the audience on the stage: "Such ignorant people are like begging for food with a golden rice bowl, maybe they will cheapen that bastard, instead of cheapening others, it is better for me to find a way to take it, yes, just do it." ”

He rubbed the muscles on his face with his hand, forced a little smile, and said to Ding Li: "Big brother, I will discuss something with you, in a few days my son, that is, your nephew, will get married, don't you have time? ”

"You want it. Ding Li pointed to the scroll in his hand and said, "Here you go." ”

After speaking, he directly handed the scroll to the fat man.

This time, it was the fat man's turn to be dumbfounded, he looked at the picture scroll handed to him by Ding Li, gasped, and asked uncertainly, "You really gave it to me?"

The funny uncertain puzzled look once again amused the audience, "Hahaha...... ”

"How could Wang Le have such an expression?"

"They acted so vividly. ”

The two people on the stage didn't pay attention to the laughter of the audience, and continued to interpret according to the script, the fat man took the picture scroll dimly, and before he could speak, he saw Ding Li pointing to the picture scroll and asking him, "Who did you just say is the person on it?"

"Your ancestor. The fat man replied, and then watched Ding Li's next move in amazement.

I saw Ding Li pull the scroll back from the fat man's hand with his hand, and grabbed it in his hand, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it away.

The fat man was stunned, he pointed to the scroll in Ding Li's hand, and said puzzledly: "Big brother, why did you take this painting back again?

"Didn't give it to the ancestors?" Ding Li smiled.

The fat man raised his right hand, gave himself a few mouths, and said with great regret: "Damn, I knew this earlier, what did I tell him about the ancestor." ”

For the sake of effect, those mouths were really pumped, and there was no fraud at all, and after he finished his lines, a few clear slap prints suddenly appeared on his face.

Ding Li on the other side, I didn't know what to say, and during the rehearsal, I didn't really play this link at all, but took a borrowed position.

Li Xiulan and the on-site director and other staff secretly gave a thumbs up to the fat man's actions in their hearts, which is the feeling that an actor should have.

The staff in charge of broadcasting, at this time, transmitted several clear slap prints on the fat man's face to thousands of households through the camera.

Many people, like the audience now, subconsciously applauded, "Papapa....... ”

"I used to envy those stars, but after watching this sketch, I realized that the hard work behind the stars, Mr. Wang Le is awesome. ”

That is, the slap marks on his face can be counted. ”

"No wonder people will explode in a month, here's the answer. ”

"If they don't get angry, heaven will not tolerate it. ”

Not to mention them, even the old professor was stunned at this moment, and then wrote such a sentence in his diary, keep improving, this is the attitude that an actor should have.

The fat man on the stage, after smacking himself a few times, said to Ding Li without giving up: "Brother, sell me this painting, and I'll give you a hundred yuan." ”

"Are you kidding me?" Ding Li continued to smile and asked rhetorically.

"A thousand. The fat man thought for a moment.

"Last time, someone gave me such a thick stack, and I didn't even sell it. Ding Li gestured a height with his hand and said.

Looking at the height of Ding Li's comparison, the fat man gasped and muttered to himself: "This painting can be sold for at least a million, let alone 100,000, even 200,000 should be taken down." ”

He took out a stack of money from his pocket, almost about 10,000 yuan, and shook it in his hand, "Brother, I have so much money on me, let's ......." ”

"Don't sell unless it's two stacks. Ding Li counteroffered.

"Brother, I only have 10,000 yuan on me. ”

"I saw both, you have two stacks in your pocket. Ding Li pointed to the pocket of the fat man's coat.

"This kid has a lot of eyes. The fat man said a word, and took out a stack of money from his pocket, but he drew a few sheets on each stack of money before handing it to Ding Li.

The stingy appearance instantly made the audience laugh again.

Ding Li took the two stacks of money, checked them with his hands, and then said to the fat man: "There are three hundred less in this stack, and five hundred less in this stack, take it." ”

The fat man counted the money he had drawn out of his hand, no more, no less, just eight hundred yuan, and immediately handed eight hundred yuan to Ding Li without blushing or beating his heart.