"Don't you know?" Liu Xiang said speechlessly, and then shamelessly looked for himself to take the steps, "I have always known this answer, but in order to test you, I deliberately pretended not to know, I didn't expect you to have some understanding, I will accept you as an apprentice." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Many viewers at the scene all "poofed" and laughed when they heard the words!

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.

Obviously, I didn't know the answer, but after others revealed the answer, I cheekily found a high-end reason for myself.

Unexpectedly, Ding Li looked at him and asked rhetorically, "Are you ready to accept me?"

"Hmm. Liu Xiang snorted and said in a grand manner: "You are ready to kneel down and apprentice, as for the gifts and red envelopes used by apprentices, it is not too late to give them to me after apprenticeship." ”

"You take it now, I don't have to worship it. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang's nose and refused: "As for those gifts and red envelopes from apprentices, don't think about it." ”

Liu Xiang was speechless, "Didn't you just want to learn cross talk from me as a teacher? Why did you suddenly change your mind again?"

Ding Li looked at him, "Just now, now is now." ”

Liu Xiang, "Is there anything different about this?"

"Of course, I didn't know you didn't have anything in your stomach. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang's stomach with his finger, "That's why I want to worship you as a teacher, but now I know that your stomach is empty, so I don't plan to worship you as a teacher." ”

"How could my stomach be empty. Liu Xiang lowered his head, looked at his stomach, and said puzzled.

"It's empty inside. Ding Li insisted.

"It can't be empty. Liu Xiang retorted: "If it's empty, I won't be able to live, I ate a big bowl of ramen just now, how can it be empty?"

The audience laughed.

Applause rang out, "Bang bang." ”

"Who told you this. Ding Li raised his voice and said vigorously: "It's really not wrong to say that you have nothing in your stomach." ”

"What are you talking about?" Liu Xiang seemed to be in a hurry, almost yelling, "I don't like flowery intestines, what do you say." ”

"I'm talking about learning, knowledge. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang's stomach and said, "It's not the water inside." ”

"I've always had good grades, and when I was a kid, I got five points in all my homework. ”

"What is the full score of five points for homework?"

"One hundred. ”

Liu Xiang's one hundred caused an uproar in the audience, and several audience members laughed from beginning to end, their mouths were numb, even so, where were they laughing loudly.

Not to mention them, even the six judges and the other cross talk contestants hiding in the backstage lounge laughed.

"If you do a 100-point homework, you get 5 points. Ding Li patted Liu Xiang on the shoulder and said earnestly: "That's it, and you are ashamed to say that you are good at homework?"

"Get used to it. Liu Xiang lowered his head and replied embarrassedly.

"That's why I refuse to talk to you. Ding Li said: "After all, there is an old saying in my country, you can't learn cross talk well with a stinky chess basket." ”

"Liars. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li and roared.

"How can I be a liar?" Ding Li asked helplessly, spreading his hands.

"I obviously said that I would learn cross talk with me, but I regretted it halfway, what is it that is not a liar?" Liu Xiang said his reason in a righteous manner.

As soon as the audience heard this, they immediately booed!

It's shameless!

Really shameless, invincible in the world!

"Listen, the audience can't stand it. Liu Xiang said: "You unscrupulous, unscrupulous, unspeakable, and fat liar." ”

"Are they booing me?"

"On the whole stage, who else can there be besides you and me?" Liu Xiang didn't think about it, and blurted out, "Are they booing me?"

"Isn't this possible?" Ding Li asked rhetorically, "Everything is possible." ”

"It can't be me. Liu Xiang waved his hand, "It can't be me, so it can only be you, my liar sir, it's too late for you to worship me as a teacher now, because I am a learned educator." ”

Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang in confusion, "You are still a learned educator?"

"Yes, educators, with credentials. Liu Xiang took out a certificate from his pocket, waved it towards Ding Lixian, and said, "See, I am an educator certified by the relevant departments." ”

Ding Li was solemn and also started the main topic of this cross talk.

He cleared his throat a little, and said in righteous words: "Now there are such a group of people in society, who have no ability in themselves, and rely on some crooked ways to get a so-called certificate for themselves, and then use this kind of certificate to cheat and deceive, isn't this harmful? You know, you are cheating a person for a lifetime!"

The audience burst into applause.

After laughing, many people are reflecting on themselves.

The kind of phenomenon that Ding Li just mentioned is very serious in the entire Shui Lanxing Huaxia Kingdom, and many people who have not graduated from elementary school, middle school, and high school have taken advantage of certain relationships to package themselves a little, and then turned into so-called experts and professors, and then used this identity to open classes and accept apprentices and make profits.

The most obvious is a certain person who acts as an expert in the health programs of major TV stations, and it is said that the amount of money involved in the case is as high as hundreds of millions.

Ding Li continued: "So each of us should reflect and reflect on why this is happening. ”

Applause rang out.

It's still incredibly enthusiastic.

"Especially you, relying on the fake certificate you bought for twenty dollars. Before Ding Li finished speaking, Liu Xiang added on the side, "I didn't buy it for twenty yuan." ”

"How much did you buy?"

"Thirty, at the beginning, people asked for fifty, but after bargaining, it was reduced to thirty. ”

The audience laughed.

After being nervous, Ding Li and Liu Xiang immediately threw out a joke baggage, such a tight and loose cross talk, which really stunned many people and made many people happy.

"When is this all this, are you still thinking about these ten or twenty yuan with me, is it interesting?" Ding Li wrenched his face and lectured.

"Thirty pieces don't fade, and twenty pieces don't fade. Liu Xiang defended a little.

The audience laughed.

Ding Li, "Thirty is thirty, you said that you don't talk about good cross talk, you have to take a fake certificate of thirty yuan, mess around, mess around, know or not, you are like this, one day you will get yourself into the high wall." ”

Applause rang out.

"I'm going to tear it up right now. Liu Xiang tore the fake certificate in his hand in half, and then threw it into the air, "From now on, I want to be a real person, study hard, and make progress every day." ”

"Yes. Ding Li said a right word and patted Liu Xiang on the shoulder, "Is this a good comrade?"