One day, two days, three days, four days, five days!

It's been five days since I came to this mountain town. Every day, Zhou Xing carved a bar with granite on the steps of the wharf.

Looking at the five bars, Zhou Xing still couldn't believe that he had crossed over. However, the mighty Yangtze River water in front of him, the high-rise buildings on the other side of the Yangtze River, and the light rail trains that shuttle between the buildings from time to time all tell Zhou Xing that he has indeed crossed!

Five days before this world time, he was still delivering food on the streets of Modu. And now, he is standing on the dock on the bank of the Yangtze River in a daze.

And the only reasonable reason for all this adventure is that Zhou Xing has a palm-sized little yellow book in his pocket.

This little yellow book came by pure coincidence. An old beggar who didn't know each other gave Zhou Xing this little yellow book, and the name of the book was only four ordinary words - Comedy Daquan.

Zhou Xing couldn't help but turn the first page with curiosity, and for a moment the world changed color and the wind and clouds changed. He actually disappeared from the same place and came to this world inexplicably!

Where is this world, Zhou Xing has a vague impression, but he is still shocked. There are only five big italics on the first page of "The Complete Book of Comedy" - "Crazy Stone", which may give some clues.

"Zhou Xing, get off work!" Fifty meters away, a dark-skinned young man shouted at Zhou Xing. He is Zhou Xing's co-worker Nobita. In order to survive, Zhou Xing has been carrying bags at the dock for the past five days.

After crossing over, except for underwear, the mobile wallet was completely gone. Fortunately, there is no money in the wallet, and the mobile phone is also a miscellaneous brand, but Zhou Xing doesn't care much. Hearing the call of the worker, Zhou Xing came to his senses and quickly found the foreman to settle today's wages.

In the past five days, Zhou Xing has been exploring ways to go back, but he can't get the point. Since a flipbook can be traversed, then theoretically a flipbook can also be returned.

But this is only theoretical. Zhou Xing flipped the little yellow book to the side, but didn't find any clues. If he hadn't had a big enough nerve, he would have gone crazy by now.

Crossing is not a stormy and snowy month, a treat to dinner, especially when you know that you may not be able to go back, it makes people anxious.

Except for the four big characters of "Comedy Daquan" on the cover, and the five big characters of "Crazy Stone" on the first page, the other pages of the book are blank.

Zhou Xing often took out the little yellow book and was stunned, since there is only one comedy, what kind of comedy is it? But finding this logical loophole did not solve Zhou Xing's problem.

"The young man looked at the cow tall and the horse was big, and his body was quite weak. I'll add twenty yuan to you, and buy a few big waists to make up for it!" He patted Zhou Xing on the shoulder and encouraged him to contribute more to the cause of moving bricks.

Carrying a bag after crossing, this can be regarded as the most down-and-out traverser, right?

Zhou Xing silently took one hundred and twenty yuan from the foreman, walked to the light rail station to take the cable car, and returned to the place where he first crossed - Luohan Temple in Yuzong District, Shancheng.

If Zhou Xing's memory is not bad, the plot of the movie "Crazy Stone" takes place in Luohan Temple. It is no coincidence that Zhou Xing thinks that the foothold of his crossing is here.

In the past few days, he has been stepping on the perimeter of the Luohan Temple after work. Seeing the Luohan Temple transform from a tourist temple into a jade rough stone exhibition hall, Zhou Xing knew that this was really the world of "Crazy Stone".

By the time Zhou Xing arrived, it was already the beginning of the lanterns. This area of Luohan Temple is a tourist attraction, and it is originally full of traffic.

Because of the jadeite exhibition, it is even more colorful, not to mention the dense flow of people, and there are also a lot of LED bulbs around the temple, which looks brilliant at night. I don't know if it's for the effect of the exhibition, or for the sake of thieves.

Barbed wire was erected on the wall of the Luohan Temple, and a sign was erected on the barbed wire that read, "High voltage and electricity!"

It seems that the plot of the movie has begun! The jade rough stone has been found, and the three forces of Brother Dao, Mike, and Bao Shihong are about to start a dragon battle around a stone. But all this has nothing to do with Zhou Xing at the moment, Zhou Xing just wants to go home now.

"Laokeng Jade, Laokeng Jade!" a hawker turned on the tape recorder on the street side of Luohan Temple, spread out his stall, and began a day's stall life. Barbecue sellers also started to burn red charcoal, set up barbecue grills, and put all kinds of skewers on them, and this barbecue stall was officially opened.

Seven o'clock in the evening is the time when business is good. The barbecue vendor is very energetic, and his hands are constantly busy at the barbecue stall. Sting, stinging... Oil dripping from the skewers splashed on the red-hot charcoal, making an appetizing sound and puffs of smoke.

Zhou Xing asked for ten skewers of meat and two bottles of beer, sat on the road, and ate and drank. Halfway through, he couldn't help but take out the "Complete Comedy" again, and read it from front to end with hope.

However, the miracle did not happen. The skewers are still hot, and the beer is still around. The return to the city did not come as expected.

He glanced drunkenly at the Luohan Temple, which was close at hand. If you really can't go back, just do him a big vote!

According to Bao Shihong's follower Sanbao in the movie, this piece of jadeite rough is worth 8 million, and it takes two two-color balls to earn it. A trace of ruthlessness flashed in Zhou Xing's eyes, since he accidentally let himself come to this world and couldn't go back, he ate enough of him.

What morality, law, all count!

Zhou Xing is not a pure and good type, in order to survive and take care of his family, he is willing to give his conscience to the devil. What's more, I come, I see, I conquer. If you can't even get a stone, you're a traverser in vain.

Ten skewers of meat and two bottles of beer unknowingly got down, and Zhou Xing was already a little drunk. Although he is basically desperate to return to reality, Zhou Xing still has a trace of luck.

He suddenly sounded the many starting point obscene novel routines he had read. Traversers generally don't explain, not to mention the benefits of all kinds of prophets, foresight, omniscience, and omnipotence, and they also have their own anti-heaven system. You should be no exception, right?

"System?" Zhou Xing called tentatively, listening intently. There was a look of anticipation in his eyes. But to outsiders, it's just a drunken whisper.

There were embarrassing seconds of silence, and just when Zhou Xing was about to give up treatment, a half-mechanical, half-anthropomorphic male voice echoed in Zhou Xing's mind, "It's been five hundred years, it's been five hundred years! Someone has finally discovered the existence of this system! Haha! Comedian, you are the first person to discover the existence of this system, but unfortunately there is no reward!"

Zhou Xing ignored the system's complaints, and a happy smile appeared on his face.

Huh? Lao Tzu or sofa?!

(Twist's new book upload, please cheer more.) This is a light-hearted book that will run through most of the comedies that everyone is familiar with. I hope you enjoy it. ）