Knowing that he could come back safely after crossing the past, Zhou Xing's mind became much more active. He's a poor dick, very short of money, very short of money, very short of money.

In addition to your own personal problems, you don't need money for your younger siblings to go to school, build a house for your family, and take care of your parents for the elderly?

Now that he has obtained the crossing system, Zhou Xing's first thought is how to use the crossing to make money.

What is the most valuable thing in "Crazy Stone"? Of course, the jade rough is worth 8 million after the hype!

In the real world, it is estimated that 2 million can be sold.

How much is 2 million? Not much, just enough to buy a 20-square-meter toilet. Although two million is not much, it is still quite good as the first pot of gold.

Zhou Xing, who has read all the comedies, knows that it is not difficult to get the stone. You don't need to take it, you only need a little bit of intelligence to take it.

There are three forces in the original play, Bao Shihong, Brother Dao, and Mike. It was not easy to get the stone from Bao Shihong, he was a principled person.

Mike is a lone ranger, and it is impossible for outsiders to get a piece of the pie, only Brother Dao is a gang crime, and there is room to fish in troubled waters.

In the original play, Xie Xiaomeng actually dropped a real jade under Brother Bao's nose in order to pick up a girl.

This stone was given to Brother Dao's yard as Xie Xiaomeng's prostitution.

Brother Dao thought he was smart, but he thought that this piece of jade was fake, and he returned it with great effort.

Zhou Xing's plan is very simple, that is, to learn from Xie Xiaomeng, drop the real stone out of Brother Dao's hand, and then pat his ass and flash people. The difficulty of this plan is how to join the Dao Ge Logging Tired.

Zhou Xing returned to the old dilapidated rental house in the urban village, opened Station B and watched "Crazy Stone" several times, and then made a rough plan.

"System, is there a limit to the number of times you can cross back and forth?" Zhou Xing needs to determine the performance of the crossing system to be foolproof.

"No, you can travel through the past by flipping through the book, and of course you can also send a crossing command to the system. ”

Damn, it turns out that you can operate it by voice? Say it earlier! Zhou Xing couldn't help but want to throw away the dirty little yellow book.

"Comedians are warned that to discard The Complete Book of Comedy is to unbundle the system. ”

The system's reminder made Zhou Xing break out in a cold sweat. I finally got a gold finger, and I lost it like this, so I didn't go back empty-handed in Baoshan.

"Can real-world objects be brought to the world of comedy?"

"Only personal belongings can be carried, other items will be stored in the comedy space to be collected when the comedian returns to the real world. ”

In this way, it seems that it is no fun to be a bad master in the comedy world. "Can items from the comedy world be brought to the real world?" is a question related to whether Zhou Xing's plan to steal the day can be successful.

"There are no limits to the items in the world of comedy. ”

Zhou Xing put the money he earned from carrying bags at the dock for five days in his pocket and prepared to cross again.

Suddenly, he remembered something, and hurriedly stopped, "System, under what circumstances may you not be able to come back?"

"Hehe, you are really very talented, much stronger than the old beggar! The law and order in the world of comedy are just as effective as you, if you are controlled by the official or the enemy, and you lose your personal freedom, you will not be able to come back. ”

"In other words, the dangers of the comedy world are also real to me?" Zhou Xing was not complacent at all because of the praise of the system. The system's answer tells him that this is not a game and that there are no three lives.

"Exactly. ”

"Other than that, there are no restrictions?"

"Nope. ”

"Are you sure?"

"If I knew you had so many problems, the system would be silent. The old beggar never beeped before. The system couldn't help but complain.

"That's because he can't play freestyle, didn't find you, okay?" Zhou Xing was also speechless about this system full of slots.

100% freedom to cross?freestyle?Lao Tzu can also play!

Zhou Xing simply cleaned up, closed his eyes and whispered crossing. In an instant, he returned to the world of Crazy Stone.

The location of each landing was very different, but it was in a corner that no one was paying attention to, and it didn't cause any panic. In addition to the clothes he was wearing, he only earned 300 yuan by carrying a bag in this world.

Ma Dan, even if he was born in a novice village, according to the convention, he would give a dagger or something like that, right? Zhou Xing searched his whole body. Not to mention the dagger, I didn't bring my mobile phone or wallet, so I couldn't complain.

The kebab stall next to the Luohan Temple is still open, and there are still leftover wine bottles from Zhou Xing on the ground not far away. It seems that no matter how long you stay in the real world, the world of comedy is also set in stone, the equivalent of a game saves.

After Zhou Xing determined the time, he found a 30 yuan chase shop and slept for one night. According to the plot, now Brother Dao's gang is still moving, all he has to do is to forge an identity and then blend in.

Early the next morning, Zhou Xing found a public phone and called the person who applied for the fake certificate and made an appointment to come out to meet.

"How much does it cost to get a college diploma?" Zhou Xing was connected by a middle-aged man with a short winter melon figure.

He seemed casual, but in fact he was fully guarded, glancing at his surroundings from time to time. The usual days for fake certificates are swept away by strips, which is purely professional habits. Zhou Xing didn't care.

"It's illegal to apply for a fake certificate!" Before the big brother of the fake certificate could speak, the system suddenly popped out of his brain. It seems that the three views of the system are very positive!

"Shut up!" Zhou Xing reprimanded, and the system fell silent with interest.

"What?" asked the false brother suspiciously.

"Nothing. You continue!"

"Do you want a prestigious university or what?"

"Vocational school is enough, the major is jewelry appreciation, how long does it take?"

Why did Brother Dao give up the real jade? And Zhou Xing wants to be that talent!

"Vocational schools are easy to run, 100 yuan a copy, just one day. ”

"I'll give you 150, and you give me two hours to make it. ”

"In order to catch up with the schedule, we can only build unfinished buildings!"

"Can you stop talking nonsense?" Zhou Xing would rather not have this system, so he would have cleaned up his ears. The old beggar didn't summon the system, isn't it a kind of happiness?

"What?" Seeing Zhou Xing talking to himself from time to time, the big brother suspected that he was a little neurotic. "Nothing, nothing. Zhou Xing waved his hand.

The big brother of false testimony looked at Zhou Xing suspiciously, nodded and said. He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Zhou Xing, and left in a hurry.

Two hours later, Zhou Xing successfully got a graduation certificate, and the cover of the certificate was written with several gilded characters of Longxi Vocational Industry and Trade Technical College. The documents are made in an average way, and in the eyes of the insider, they are not enough to confuse the real with the fake.

However, Brother Dao, who is used to get his IQ in arrears, is okay. In these years, there are those who pretend to be big, those who pretend to be big names, those who pretend to be pure outfits, and those who pretend to be famous college students. Who would have thought that a graduate of a university where birds don't poop and someone else impersonates?

Zhou Xing spent another 20 yuan to buy a small screwdriver, a few blades, and a peaked cap at a roadside stall. Of course, there is no shortage of counterfeit jadeite that is exactly the same as real jadeite.

Wear a cap and lower the brim so that only half of your face is exposed. According to the prompts of the system, Zhou Xing found the community where Brother Dao was moving, and walked towards the building where Brother Dao was "moving".