037 The difficulty of the exam is unreasonable

The systematic explanation made Zhou Xing smell a hint of conspiracy.

"Wait, what are you talking about in the actor promotion exam?"

"You know that from elementary school to junior high school? You have to take exams every few years before you move on to higher education. Your current actor level is a newcomer's debut, and if you want to continue to cross, you must be promoted. "The explanation of the system is very straightforward.

"How many grades is the debut of a newcomer equivalent to junior high school?" Zhou Xing was a little curious.

"Roughly equal to... Kindergarten middle class...", the system replied hesitantly.

"Your sister, don't bring such a shocking person, do you? What level is the old beggar equivalent to?"

"He's the equivalent of a kindergarten class, and your comedy talent is a little bit higher than his. It took him forty years just to traverse the world of Kung Fu. ”

The systematic explanation made Zhou Xing feel better. Unexpectedly, the old beggar who looks awesome in "Kung Fu" is not as talented in comedy as himself.

"Since you can't escape, let's start the exam!" Zhou Xing was full of fighting spirit at the moment. "If you want to take the exam from kindergarten to primary school, the difficulty should be infinitely close to zero!"

The system didn't speak, only laughed twice.

Hehe, your sister! Zhou Xinghe was a little apprehensive. According to the prompts of the system, Zhou Xing opened the small yellow book of "Comedy Encyclopedia", and saw that the words "unknown comedy movie" had become "The King of Comedy". A few more lines on the page:

Comedians are asked to complete the following exam questions: A. Main task: Legally get Yin Tianqiu's love - "Actor's Self-cultivation" (compulsory question)

B. Side quest: Become a dragon actor. (optional)

C. Side quest: Join Hong Ye's gang Hong Xing. (optional)

D. Side quest: Starring in the drama "Thunderstorm" or "Jingwumen". (optional)

"This compulsory question is easier to understand, what the hell is the optional question?"

"After completing the required questions, the film screening is over, and the comedian regains the freedom to travel back to the real world. There are additional rewards for completing optional questions. ”

"What's the reward?" Zhou Xing asked, licking his face. These optional questions are not difficult, which is equivalent to giving away points for nothing. There are also rewards for sending points, which is simply a big cake in the sky.

"Who do you ask me? After all, I haven't seen a comedian who has lived three episodes!"

The system's faint tone of reply made Zhou Xing hear a little murderous aura. Thinking about the tragic situation of the old beggar who spent his whole life in the world of "Kung Fu", and finally lived on the streets waiting for death, and could only give away "Comedy Collection", Zhou Xing's heart suddenly sank.

For the sake of my parents and younger siblings, for the endless treasures and power of the thousands of comedy worlds, and for the sake of naiko, I must live through three episodes!

It shouldn't be difficult to get the book "Self-cultivation of Actors". What does the protagonist Yin Tianqiu want most?

The famous Zhou Xing can't give it, can't he give it back? He is in the comedy space, and he has deposited dozens of kilograms of gold! Just take out a piece of it, you can smash Yin Tianqiu unconscious, and then pass the test smoothly.

"Hehe, if you want to use gold to buy the protagonist to cheat, then you are too naΓ―ve. The old guys from the show business union had long expected this. In order to prevent cheating in the comedians exam, all props are prohibited. Even what the movie world of the exam is kept secret in advance!"

The system came out coldly, and a basin of cold water extinguished Zhou Xing's dream.

According to the original plot, "The Self-cultivation of Actors" is a treasure that Yin Tianqiu has to read every day, and it is easy not to take it out and share it with others.

Even when he slept with the heroine Liu Piaopiao and had no money to pay for prostitution, he did not use the book to pay off his debts.

It can be seen how important this "Actor's Self-cultivation" is to him. It can be said that "The Self-cultivation of an Actor" is not just a book, but also his glory and dream!

Zhou Xing was penniless, and he couldn't steal or rob, so he could only get the book legally, and the difficulty was not ordinary.

He thought about it for a while, but he didn't have the slightest idea. This Nima is already the difficulty of the Olympiad in primary school, okay?

"Do you want the system to give you a trick?" the system asked.

"What trick?" Knowing that the question system was asking for blindness, Zhou Xing still had some expectations.

"If the system remembers well, Liu Piaopiao took the book after being slept by Yin Tianqiu for one night. The system said slowly.

"And then?"

"You can also draw a scoop with a gourd and sell your ass for one night, and maybe you can succeed. ”

"Your sister, Lao Tzu is a straight man, you only sell ass, and your whole family sells ass. Zhou Xing couldn't help but scold.

The system pouted disdainfully, "What about selling your ass in order to be able to go back to the city?" It's hard to say what people taste in the comedy world, maybe it works." ”

It doesn't work with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a principled person. Zhou Xing felt that he was going crazy if he continued to talk to the system.

"Shut up, and if you talk nonsense with Lao Tzu again, I won't pay attention to you anymore, and let you beep yourself. "Zhou Xing only has such a little threat.

But it seemed to work, and the system fell silent immediately.

The whole world is finally quiet! Zhou Xing left the set and walked around, thinking about how to solve the problem.

This is undoubtedly Hong Kong Island, but it is not the city center, but a small island in the southeast of Hong Kong Island, called Shek O.

The story of "The King of Comedy" takes place in Shek O fishing village. It faces the sea on three sides and is surrounded by mountains on one side, the environment is quiet, and the degree of development is not high. Only three or three villages can be seen scattered in the middle of the island.

If you don't have a mission, Shek O Island is a good place for a vacation.

Take the horse to have an open-air barbecue in the open space between the mountains and the sea, take a walk after eating, and play a field battle in nature, I don't know how happy I am.

But now, Zhou Xing is not in the mood to enjoy the scenery at all. While he was thinking, two uniformed policemen on patrol slowly approached him.

"Sir, please show your ID card!" The two saw that Zhou Xing was sticking out his head and looking around, not like the locals on the island, so they asked to show their documents.

Xie Te, how did you meet the strip? Zhou Xing's face changed slightly. He has neither an identity card nor the right of residence on Hong Kong Island, so he is a proper black household here. If you are caught by the police and sent back to the mainland, you will be in trouble!

If it was before 1980, Zhou Xing could have lied that he had taken refuge with his relatives, taking advantage of the British government's policy of resisting the British government in Hong Kong to fool the patrol police that he had obtained the right of residence.

However, according to the background of "The King of Comedy", the story should take place after the 97 financial crisis and before the millennium.

At this time, the Hong Kong Island government has abolished the arrival policy of stowaways, that is, even if smugglers arrive in the urban area of Hong Kong Island and come into contact with relatives who are willing to take them in, they do not have the right of abode on Hong Kong Island.

"System, will you be sent back to the mainland if you are caught by the Hong Kong Island police?"

"That's just... Definitely!" The system has some schadenfreude.

If you are sent back to the mainland, you will never want to complete the exam again. If you don't complete the exam, you won't be able to go back to the real world.

Zhou Xing trembled when he heard this. Your sister, the difficulty of this exam world is too unreasonable, right?