036 to the Movie World exam

"What, you don't know? Could it be that Lao Tzu's great cause of crossing is going to end here?" Zhou Xing was dumbfounded.

Don't play with people like this! I gave a golden finger, and I used it well, and then you told me that this golden finger was half-crippled? Zhou Xing couldn't help but scold.

"If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious! Calm down in a gloomy day, believe it! Happy days will come..."

After reading it, the system asked softly, "Do you feel better?"

"Damn, you're not upset enough?" Zhou Xing was speechless, this is a broken system!"Reciting poems again, believe it or not, will I call you out?"

The system didn't say anything, and when Zhou Xing thought he was angry and petty, the system suddenly said, "Go to the Oriental Pearl Tower!"

"What are you doing there? Suicide? Don't worry, I can stand this blow!" Zhou Xing rolled his eyes.

"This system receives the signal of the comedy star, the WIFI here is not strong enough, go to the Oriental Pearl Tower!"

Zhou Xing changed his clothes and went straight to the Oriental Pearl Tower.

"Wait a minute... The network is connecting, please wait!The network signal is normal, downloading data... The data download is complete, the latest movie world: unknown, do comedians want to travel now?"

The system was verbose for a long time, and Zhou Xing finally waited for the key information.

"What the hell is unknown?" Zhou Xing encountered this situation for the first time. He turned the latest page of "Comedy Encyclopedia", and sure enough, it said unknown comedy movie.

"Unknown, not does not mean, know is know, unknown is not...", the system translates word by word.

"Shut up, Lao Tzu didn't let you paraphrase words. Zhou Xing roared.

"It's not for you to explain!" the system was still a little aggrieved.

Unknown movie world, to go or not to go? Zhou Xing couldn't decide for a while. All human fears originate from the unknown, and Zhou Xing was very worried at this time.

After a moment, his eyes were steadfast. The unknown is unknown, and if you want to gain strength and power, you must take risks.

"Actually, you're mainly for Naizi, right?" the system thought it understood Zhou Xing's virtues.

"Dog House, get out! Lao Tzu is for power, power!"

Zhou Xing rented a 100-square-meter house in the magic capital and settled in Xiaohui. He gave him the tens of thousands of dollars left in the bank card, and asked her to buy whatever she wanted, waiting for him to come back.

The world of cinema is unknown, and there is nothing to prepare for. After Zhou Xing arranged for Yu Xiaohui, he walked into a public toilet. Closing the door of the bathroom, he silently crossed over, and instantly came to a strange world.

Looking up, there was a warehouse nearby, and to the right of the warehouse was a box truck. The back door of the box is ajar, and when you look inside from the outside, you can see a lot of exposed machinery and equipment.

There are also several pieces of equipment next to the containers, and two men move the machines back and forth into the warehouse. To the right of the box is a scaffold.

What the is this? Zhou Xing stretched his neck and was stunned for a while. It looks like an urban scene, and it's supposed to be an urban comedy.

Fortunately, there is no danger to life for the time being!

When he saw the group of people around him, Zhou Xing was suddenly terrified. A few strange-looking young people, staring blankly and with dull eyes, were wandering aimlessly. Zhou Xing's fall from the sky did not attract their attention at all.

Zombies? Zhou Xing Chrysanthemum tightened, and his first reaction was to come to the world of Resident Evil.

With Lao Tzu's strength in fighting the five scum, he can't survive more than three days in the world of Resident Evil. But there's no reason, what about good comedy movies?

“cut!” Just when he was confused, I don't know who shouted. Only then did Zhou Xing discover that there was a long-necked camera in front of the group of people.

The camera is firmly mounted on a tripod. A man in a suit and leather shoes is staring intently at the camera. The huge camera body obscured his entire face.

With a shout of "cut", a man with a split head walks out from behind the camera.

He was wearing a brown suit, black trousers, white socks and black leather shoes, and he looked unhappy. A flower tie with a brown suit, Zhou Xing always felt that something didn't match.

Forget about the color matching, the key is that his clothes are a little old and look very decadent.

After seeing his face clearly, Zhou Xing was full of excitement, isn't this fucking Xing Ye? After watching so many movies of Xing Ye, even if he turns to ashes, Zhou Xing can recognize him.

"Spiritual point, extras are also actors, now they are not making ghost movies, although you are playing passers-by A, B, C, D, but they are also alive and soulful, especially when we have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with the action actress Du Juan this time, we should cherish this opportunity, is it good to be spiritual?"

The role played by Xing Ye danced to educate these unenterprising extras.

If Zhou Xing wasn't familiar with the plot, he really thought he was the director. After a while, a young man in a denim jacket with a grim face walked over.

He grabbed Xing Ye's hair and asked viciously, "What are you doing?"

"I'm an actor. Xing Ye replied slightly with a slight lean, groveling and so cocky that he couldn't be a dick anymore.

...

Yin Tianqiu, "The King of Comedy"! Zhou Xing had a convicted thought in his heart. Speaking of the lines, if you don't know that this is the world of "The King of Comedy", Zhou Xing will be a fan of Xing Ye in vain.

"Lose and lose ~ Deng Deng and so on, and so on......, and When the crotch blocks the crotch, lose the crotch, when the crotch is blocked!"

A passionate background music suddenly echoed in Zhou Xing's mind. Needless to say, it's the system again!

"Your sister, why are you broadcasting the opening song of "Journey to the West"? It's not enough to be upset?" Zhou Xing asked depressedly.

"Do people think you like it? Besides, according to the routine of the movie, there shouldn't be background music at this time!"

"Like your sister! As we all know, "The King of Comedy" is a pure urban scene, no beauty! no treasure! no ability! There are just dick silk men and women, and the story that they can never counterattack. Crossing into such a world, you still think I'll like it, are you in the water in your brain?" Zhou Xing roared in his heart.

"No, Cecilia Cheung's Liu Piaopiao is very beautiful! The system laughed sheepishly.

"Liu Piaopiao is very beautiful, but she came out to sell, is it okay for Lao Tzu to have a habit of cleanliness?" Zhou Xing snorted.

"The cuckoo played by Karen Mok is not bad. That long leg is enough for you to play for a year, Sao Nian!" the system lured.

"Although the legs of the cuckoo are perfect, the face shape is not the type I like. I won't talk to you anymore, let's go home!"

Frankly speaking, Zhou Xing is full of expectations for the unknown world. However, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very backbone.

The world of "The King of Comedy" is really chicken, there is no power, no treasure, and no power. Zhou Xing yawned, it was better to go home and play some embarrassing games with Yu Xiaohui.

"Are you sure, comedian, if you want to go back to the city, you'll have to wait until the movie is finished. ”

"Long-winded, then let the movie finish!"

"A film can only be screened if the comedian has access to important plot items from the world of the film. ”

The prompt of the system made Zhou Xing creepy. "I'm Cao, you didn't say that before, but you used to wear it if you wanted, and you can go back to the city if you want to?!"

"That was before, and now the situation is a bit special! This is the exam world, and you are not allowed to leave the exam room until you finish the exam!"

Damn, why didn't you say it earlier, if you said it earlier, Lao Tzu wouldn't have come. Holding Yu Xiaohui, a little beauty, how good it is to count the gold. Zhou Xing rolled his eyes.

"It's impossible if you can't think about it. For every two comedies crossed, it is mandatory to undergo the actor promotion exam of the Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild. In other words, you'll be forced to travel to the world of comedy to take the test. And "The King of Comedy" is your exam world. ”

No, it's been two or three years since Lao Tzu graduated from college, and you still tell me that I have to take an exam?