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It was still the fat man's stomach that made a hungry sound unconvinced, and the two came back to their senses from the discussion of the show.

Look at the time again.

The two of them were dumbfounded, it was already more than four o'clock in the second half of the night.

From the moment of the first performance, the two were busy for sixteen hours.

Ding Li yawned, looked at the fat man and said, "Fatty, let's leave it at that, I'll get something to eat first, and then talk." ”

The fat man was happy, pointed to the clock hanging on the wall and said, "Nail, it's already more than four o'clock in the second half of the night, where are you going to eat, let's cook two packs of instant noodles first." ”

For the fat man's proposal, Ding Li had to comply.

Since the two of them couldn't find a job after graduating from college and came here as a group performer, junk food such as instant noodles has occupied a very important aspect of their daily lives.

Once there is no announcement, the two of them often live on instant noodles.

Of course, sometimes in order to add a little so-called nutrition, an egg is still added when cooking instant noodles.

The two found an electric stove and cooked instant noodles neatly.

In a short time, that is, about two minutes, a pot of homemade egg instant noodles came out of the oven.

Ding Li was a fat man, each with a pair of chopsticks, and ate with his head down.

Suddenly, the fat man raised his head and asked Ding Li, "Nail, where is the comedy master recording?"

Ding Li swallowed the instant noodles in his mouth, thought for a while, and replied, "It seems to be the capital." ”

"Are you sure it's the capital?" the fat man asked in disbelief.

"I'll search. Ding Li wasn't too sure if the comedian was recording in the capital, so he put down his chopsticks and picked up his mobile phone.

I looked at the connection WIFI above, and it showed that it could not be connected, no need to ask, it must be the neighbor's house that turned off the router again.

He turned on the mobile phone traffic in distress, and after a minute, he replied affirmatively: "Fatty, the comedy master is recording in the capital, what's the problem?"

The fat man looked at Ding Li seriously, and said: "Nail, it's a big problem, all my belongings now are five hundred and seventy-six yuan and two cents, from us to the capital, even if you take a hard seat, the train ticket adds up to more than five hundred yuan, and you still need to eat and drink when you go there." ”

Ding Li understood what the fat man meant, he touched his pocket, good guy, not as good as the fat man, only more than four hundred yuan.

Moment.

The two of them understood the problem they were currently facing, and this problem was not a problem that arose in the performance, but a very serious problem of cost in real life.

The question of cost also involves whether or not they can participate in the comedy talent show.

In other words, their future and fate all depend on the problem of cost.

"Why don't you find someone to borrow some?" Ding Li touched his chin, thought for a while, and gave an answer.

The fat man shook his head and said, "It's useless, we can't borrow it at all." ”

Ding Li: "......." ”

Suddenly, both of them fell into deep thought speechlessly.

During this period, Ding Li complained to God in his heart, others were either emperors or young masters, or they casually took out the classic songs of their previous lives.

It's good that I traveled from the earth to the water blue star, and I don't know if this water blue star is in the Milky Way.

At the same time, he resented himself even more in his heart, he knew that he was going to cross with pain, why didn't he remember the classic songs of his previous life one by one, and when the time came, he would sell a song casually, which would be an income of tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Ding Li's mind, and he thought of a way to make money, and he said to the fat man very mysteriously: "Fatty, I thought of a way to make money, but I don't know if it can be done." ”

The fat man was also worried about money, and when he heard that Ding Li had a way to make money, he immediately asked eagerly: "What method? ”

"Didn't I tell you today that I encountered a porcelain encounter when buying a lunch box, and then I pretended to be faint and scared them away. ”。

The fat man was still a little puzzled, he looked at Ding Li and said, "Nail, you told me about this, but does it have anything to do with making money?"

"Of course it does. Ding Li told the fat man his thoughts, "We can ...... like this." ”

This method, to put it bluntly, is a lie.

"Nail, will this work?" the fat man had a look of embarrassment on his face, scratched his hair with his hand, and asked in a very skeptical tone, "Will you go to jail?"

Ding Li looked at the fat man, "Fat man, let me ask you, are those porcelain touchers hateful?"

The fat man nodded, "It's hateful, I was blackmailed once, and it cost almost three thousand yuan, so that when I see the old man and old lady who fell to the ground now, I am muttering in my heart, don't touch porcelain again." ”

"That's why we call it the way of heaven. Ding Li enlightened the fat man, "In ancient times, it was a chivalrous hero, a chivalrous man, for the country and the people." ”

"Nail, are you sure you won't go to jail?" the fat man was still a little worried.

"Definitely not, it's a big deal that when the time comes, we will be on fire, and we will donate money and materials to the disaster area in their name. Ding Li was afraid that the fat man would not agree, so he continued to enlighten the fat man.

Hard work pays off.

Under Ding Li's encouragement, the fat man finally agreed.

Because they are all actors in the crew, and they have a good relationship with the props masters who manage the props in several crews, they borrowed many props from a crew in the name of making modern police movies.

Uniform.

Documents.

Even props and weapons such as handcuffs and electric batons were borrowed.

The two dressed up, and after some questioning, appeared outside the door of the old lady and his son.

They were lucky today, the Porcelain Foursome were still at home, and it didn't seem like they had gone to work on the road yet.

After entering the house, Ding Li and the fat man first showed their documents, and then said to the son of the old lady who touched the porcelain: "We are the gold of the city palace according to the bureau of the gold team, this is our evidence." ”

When the son of the old lady who touched the porcelain saw that he had come to the door, a bad feeling suddenly appeared in his heart, and he smiled and said, "It turned out to be Uncle Jingcha, may I ask you what is the matter?"

Ding Li took out a black notebook from his pocket, and it seemed that he was going to make inquiries and record them.

The fat man took out his mobile phone, turned it to the video state, and started recording.

Ding Li looked at the son of the old lady and asked, "Name?"

"Niu Dali. The son of the old lady replied honestly.

"Niu Dali, don't worry, we just came to the door for a simple inquiry, let me ask you, at 2:27 pm yesterday, were you at the door of the Rising Sun Hardware Store in the southeast corner of People's Square?"