Ding Li's tragic appearance made everyone present feel that something was wrong, including the old lady who touched the porcelain and his three accomplices. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The crowd of onlookers eating melons, I don't know that the one suddenly shouted, "Damn, I won't make a fuss, right?"

Sometimes the straw that breaks the camel's back is as simple as that.

A simple sentence made the porcelain quartet suddenly break out in a cold sweat.

The four-person group of Toucher, who sensed that the situation was not good, did not have the arrogance just now, but made a look at each other, squeezed through the crowd with great effort, and quickly fled from here.

Not long after they left, it was only about a minute before our client, Ding Li, woke up slowly.

Many people who watched the excitement asked one after another: "Young man, are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital to see, I have already called 120, and they will come in a while." ”

"Like, what you just did scared us out. ”

"Are you alright? ....... ”

Ding Li stood up, patted the dust on his body with his hand, and then cleaned up the foam and blood on his face.

He made a circle to the melon-eating crowd around him and said with a smile: "Uncles, aunts, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, thank you just now, I'm fine, in fact, I'm an actor, and I was performing just now." ”

After speaking, he picked up his lunch box props, squeezed through the crowd and left the scene.

At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, he met the fat man in the rental room.

The fat man's state seems to be a little unpleasant, he droops his head, his face is depressed, it seems that he should have returned empty-handed, and he didn't borrow DV.

As Ding Li expected, when the fat man saw Ding Li, he scolded in a very disappointed tone: "Nail, Erdan, this bastard, obviously has DV, I have to make an excuse to say no, I'm thinking about it, see who has it." ”

Ding Li looked at the fat man and comforted: "Fat man, forget it, don't borrow it, it's a big deal, let's spend some effort, record it with your mobile phone, you record me to act." ”

"Okay. The fat man picked up the phone, adjusted it to the video stage, and then aimed at Ding Li, "Let's start." ”

Ding Li paused, let out a sigh of relief, put a satchel on his back, and started his performance.

He put on a painful expression on his face, and said to himself: "Hey, the big city of Beijing is good, but there are many people." ”

When he said this, Ding Li spread his hands and put on a helpless look, "I came here on a business trip, but I couldn't find a place to stay, it was really hard for me." Just now, the front desk waiter of the hotel told me that they also have a standard room here, but there is already a fat man living in this standard room. I'll talk to the fat man and see if I can share a room with two people, and it's a big deal to pay him half of the room price. ”

Ding Li looked up, stretched out his hand and pointed to the house number, "Room 315." ”

He raised his right hand and made a knock on the door, and his mouth was dubbed at the same time, "Oooo ”

The fat man pressed the pause and handed the phone to Ding Li, because it was time for him to appear.

I saw the fat man with a mask on his face, pushed open the door, looked at Ding Li and said, "Comrade, who are you looking for?"

……

An hour later, they finally relied on their mobile phones to complete the recording of the sketch, the sketch had just been recorded, and the two of them couldn't wait to watch it, looking at the performance in the video, Ding Li and the fat man were smiling back and forth.

They know that if they can really perform at this level, they will definitely be an instant hit.

The two watched it back and forth almost three times, and Ding Li suddenly raised his head and said to the fat man: "Fatty, have you noticed that there seem to be some mistakes in our performance." ”

The fat man nodded, pointed to Ding Li's first performance, and said: "Nail, there must be something wrong here, is there still a hotel in the big city that can't find an empty room? Even if you can't find a hotel, you can sleep in an Internet café or bath for a night, and now people's defensive psychology is so strong, it doesn't make sense to share a room with a stranger." ”

Ding Li touched his chin with his hand, thought for a long time, and then said: "Fatty, you are right, but our sketch is to set up two strange men to live in a hotel, and the story that happened during the period, if it is really as you just said, the whole sketch needs to be overturned and re-arranged." ”

The fat man shook his head, "Nail, in fact, the whole sketch doesn't need to be overturned again, we can set a special scene for him." ”

As soon as he said this, Ding Li had an idea, only to see Ding Li slam his thigh with his hand and say to the fat man: "Fatty, do you remember what happened on Valentine's Day in our sophomore year." ”

The fat man also suddenly realized at this time, "Nail, I know what you mean, you have to set that day as Valentine's Day." ”

Ding Li nodded.

On Valentine's Day in their sophomore year, the six old men in their dormitory, I don't know which tendon is throttling, Leng wants to get together on Valentine's Day, saying that they want to celebrate, to celebrate the six of them single.

As a result, they all drank too much, couldn't go back to the dormitory, and had to live in a hotel, six drunken old men.

From 11 p.m. to 1 a.m., the more than 60 hotels I found were all full.

Not all hotels are full, and some hotels still have empty rooms, but this empty room is too expensive, charging more than 1,000 a night.

All six of them were poor students, and they were looking for so much money.

Later, there was no way, the six old men stayed in the bath for a night, and this incident made the six of them quickly become celebrities on campus at that time.

"Fatty, let's do it all over again. Ding Li said to the fat man, and after saying that, he collapsed the small backpack on his shoulder.

The fat man made an OK gesture towards Ding Li, signaling that Ding Li could start the performance.

Ding Li put on a painful expression on his face, and said to himself: "Hey, hey, the big city of Beijing is good, but there are too many people." ”

When he said this, he spread his hands and put on a helpless look, "I am a product salesman of a company, and I have come to the capital on a business trip. I didn't expect it to be Valentine's Day today. Good guys, I found more than 20 hotels before and after, and all of them were full. Just now, the hotel told me that there is still an empty house, but I need more than 900 or 900 rooms a night, how can I live in it. What do I have to do if I have to work tomorrow and have a bad rest? As for taking a bath, I can't go there, and if I go back, my wife won't have to beat ......me to death. ”