Chapter 188, carved out of a mold!

Seeing Kuai Yang coming up, the audience immediately applauded.

In terms of popularity, Kuai Yang is not weak at all, because of the relationship between Kuai Dahe, Kuai Yang has appeared in front of the screen since he was a child, and to put it bluntly, he is a child star.

With the recent growth of the years, Kuai Yang has gradually become a big beauty, and she is also quite popular with the audience, especially some of the TV series she starred in, basically all of which can become popular.

"Yangyang!"

"Little beauty!"

"Goddess!"

In the face of the audience's shouts, Kuai Yang smiled, and quickly devoted himself to the sketch performance.

"Uncle Chen, turn off that music!"

Kuai Yang smiled kindly, and then said solemnly to the four "old men", "I'm here to announce something, the results of this health evaluation have come out, and our house is the worst! Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't told you that you should treat the nursing home as your own home!"

"Ho...... Phew!"

As soon as the words fell, Kuai Dahe spat a mouthful of phlegm on the ground.

"Hahaha......"

The audience burst into laughter.

Kuai Yang immediately walked over and taught him a lesson, "Uncle Kuai, what are you doing? Why are you still spitting? You treat the nursing home as your own home?"

Kuai Dahe raised his head and looked at her, and said innocently, "Then am I deserving or not?"

In the laughter of the audience, Kuai Yang said angrily, "No, Uncle Kuai, you have to do this again, I told you that the child went!"

"Why are you suing him?

Kuai Dahe hurriedly stood up and rubbed his feet on the ground, "Isn't this gone?"

Kuai Yang glanced at him, and commanded, "Come on, come on, everyone start to clean up!"

Jiang Lun hurriedly said. "Yes, let's clean up!"

"Wait a minute!"

Kuai Yang was walking up to Jiang Lun, staring at the wine glass on the table, picking it up, turning around and sniffing it in front of the audience, "What is this?"

She glared in an instant. The expression is rich, "Why do you still drink?"

"No, it'......"

Kuai Dahe stood up and said nonsense, "This is the prop we use to rehearse the literary program!"

"Yes, yes, yes, props, props!"

Jiang Lun and others immediately agreed.

"Rehearsing a theatrical program?"

Kuai Yang sneered, and then persuaded bitterly, "Uncle Kuai, how many times have I told you." You can't go to this competition, this kind of physical work, just hand over to those sixty or seventy-year-old brothers and sisters!"

Kuai Dahe said: "We just want to participate!"

Kuai Yang smiled: "What are you involved in! You can't talk now, where are you going to do something?"

Kuai Dahe said dissatisfied: "What's the matter? I've practiced my basic skills for decades, right? I can't even say anything, I have to show you a tongue twister? Listen well......

I saw him walk to the center of the stage, dancing with his hands," he said. There was a lama from the south with five catties of soles in his hand. There was a dumb man from the north with a horn pinned to his waist......"

After saying half a tongue twister, Kuai Dahe couldn't go on, so he held back, "...... The dumb man said, "Okay!"

"Hahaha......"

The audience was in a state of joy. Although this is an old stalk, Kuai Dahe's vivid performance still makes people laugh.

Kuai Yang also laughed happily, "Dumb people can't speak?"

"Uh......" Kuai Dahe reacted quickly, "the dumb man raised his hands in approval!"

Kuai Yang said with a smile. "Huh...... Come on, Uncle Kuai, sit there, at your level, just stay here!

"Slow down!" Jiang Lun shouted.

Watching Kuai Yang leave, the four old men on the stage were all relieved.

"Let's talk!"

Jiang Lun said, he was about to say, when he was suddenly stunned and frowned, "Where did I go?"

"You said you weren't afraid of anything!" Kuai Dahe looked at him with a smile.

"Yes!" Jiang Lun waved his hand heroically, "I'm not afraid of anything!"

"Pull you down!"

Kuai Dahe sneered, "You're not afraid of anything, the nurse came just now, look at you scared!"

"I said, "Why are you so good at everything?"

"Why have you ever lost a match?"

"Let's compare the two of us!"

"Compare to compare!"

At this point, both of them were anxious and white-faced, Jiang Lun picked up the wine glass on the table, shook it and said, "Beer......!

As he spoke, he put a white porcelain wine bottle in advance, "White!

"Cut!"

Kuai Dahe smiled disdainfully, and lifted a wine jar from below, "This...... Do you dare?"

"That's okay!" Jiang Lun was unconvinced, "Then let's compare!"

"Compare to compare!"

Kuai Dahe said, grabbed the wine jar and lifted the lid.

"Uncle Pan!"

Suddenly, a creepy voice rang in my ears.

The four of them turned around, and at some point, Kuai Yang came back.

"What are you doing?"

Kuai Yang walked up to Kuai Dahe and sneered, "Are you still drinking?"

"No!" Kuai Dahe waved his hand again and again, and hurriedly pointed at Jiang Lun, "He also drinks, don't you see?"

"Uncle Jiang!" Kuai Yang looked at Jiang Lun, folded his arms and stared at him.

"It's not!"

Jiang Lun smiled awkwardly, "I'm water!"

"Hehe......" Kuai Dahe looked at Jiang Lun like a fool.

But I saw Jiang Lun twist the white porcelain bottle in his hand, and with a "pop", he unscrewed it from the middle and upper parts...... It's really a water cup!

"Hahaha......"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Oh my god, Jiang Lun's IQ is so good!

"yes! I thought it was a liquor bottle!"

"It's over, look at Kuai Dahe's eyes, confused, right?"

"I'm stunned, those little eyes, the acting is so good!"

"Who wrote this script, this part of the stalk is so good!"

"It should be Kuai Dahe......

In the laughter of the audience, Kuai Dahe's original joke expression gradually solidified, watching Jiang Lun deliberately blow the hot air coming out of the water glass, and took a sip and pretended to be burned, he glanced at the wine jar in his hand with an embarrassed face. The expression on his face was more ugly than crying.

"That's water!"

Kuai Yang poked Kuai Dahe with his fingers and looked at him with a smile.

"I'm ......"

Kuai Dahe laughed, "It's also water!"

"Oh, I heard that drinking hot water is good for your health!" Jiang Lun said to Shen Xuedong next to him, then picked up the cup and began to drink water.

After drinking, I made a very refreshing expression.

"Oh!!"

The audience began to heckle. shouted to Kuai Dahe, "It's done!"

Kuai Yang also smiled and said to him, "People did it!"

"I ......"

Kuai Dahe's face twitched, his mouth pursed, and he looked at the audience.

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh!,!"

"Drink one!"

The audience coaxed together, and there was a big explosion of laughter and applause, and the Coke was even more smiling than seeing Jiang Lun holding a cup in his hand just now.

Kuai Dahe couldn't hide it anymore, so he stuffed the jar into Kuai Yang's hand, "I'm wine!"

"Why are you still drinking wine?"

Kuai Yang frowned. "Oh, I said uncles, can you save some worry for the children?"

As soon as she turned around, she said in a very stern tone, "I tell you, in a while, the children's meeting, I will report all these things to the children!"

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you telling them about?"

"You say you're ......"

Kuai Dahe, Jiang Lun, Shen Xuedong and Song Xuebao suddenly shouted.

"That's right!" the corners of Kuaiyang's mouth hooked, "This children's meeting." Have you all informed your children?"

Shen Xuedong said: "My son has something to do, he can't come!"

Jiang Lun said: "My son can't come. Something's wrong!"

Sun Xuebao said: "I can't come if there's something, my son!"

Kuai Dahe opened his mouth and came: "My son is here, can't you!"

"Hahahaha......"

The audience was happy again.

"Ahh

While the audience applauded, the four old men took a long breath. Suddenly made a mess, and hurriedly began to clean up.

Accompanied by a burst of festive background music, four young people came up from the left side of the stage and sat face to face with the four Kuai Dahe who were lined up on the right.

There were no smiles on the faces of the eight people, and the children looked impatient. Kuai Dahe and Jiang Lun looked serious.

"I'll name it!"

After they were all seated, Kuai Yang took out his notebook and said, "Old Shen's daughter Xiao Shen!"

"In!" This Xiao Shen is Kuai Dahe's first female apprentice, everyone didn't recognize her before she came on stage, but now she recognizes it, and the audience applauded enthusiastically.

"Lao Sun's son, Xiao Sun!"

"Here!"

"Lao Kuai's son Xiao Wang!"

"Here!"

A young man raised his hand, and the audience burst into laughter.

Kuai Dahe smiled awkwardly, "The child has ****** surname!"

"Oh, hehe......"

Kuai Yang smiled and whispered, "Uncle Kuai, I'll take a look if you two stand together!"

"What do you mean?" Kuai Dahe stood up and staggered over.

As a result, this caused the audience to laugh even more, because the two fathers and sons were tall and short, and they were two heads apart.

Kuai Dahe looked at the laughing audience and asked happily, "Ah, is there any problem?"

"Mistaken!"

A spectator shouted on the left.

"It's the old king next door, right?"

On the right, there was a crowd of people cheering again.

The audience is happy, these two people are obviously not carved out of the same mold, right?

Kuai Yang sneered, "Uh...... No problem! Go back, let's continue!"

As soon as the two returned to their seats, the last young man opposite stood up and said with a smile, "I'm Lao Jiang's son, Xiao Jiang!"

"Wait a minute......"

Kuai Yang was stunned, "Who do you say you are?"

"Huh?" the young man smiled, "I said I was Jiang Lun's son!"

But the actions he did were exactly the same as those of Kuai Dahe.

Jiang Lun smiled proudly and waved to the audience, "This is my son!"

Kuai Yang was also laughing, but he said to Kuai Dahe, "Uncle Kuai, please trouble you again?"

"Ahh

When Kuai Dahe and that little Jiang stood together, the movements, appearances, and annoying appearance of the two laughing were exactly the same!"

"Poof!"

The audience burst into laughter again, this is carved out of a mold!(To be continued.) )