The ten judges also laughed.

"Not bad!"

"Jiang Lun is a little nervous, but Lao Kuai's acting skills have nothing to say!"

"Yes, Kuai Dahe has many years of stage experience, Jiang Lun is very popular, and even Kuai Dahe can be invited over!"

"It is estimated that this talent show, this round is the first again!"

"Rushing to save face, how dare I deduct points? hahaha!"

……

on stage.

The male volunteer who pinched Jiang Lun's leg said: "Uncle, your leg has a very serious muscle hardening, don't look at me pinching it for four hours, but it is still so hard!"

Jiang Lun said helplessly, "Hard, right? Young man, the uncle never told you that this leg is a prosthetic!"

The audience burst out laughing, this is another burden!

saw Jiang Lun patting his other leg, and said bitterly, "Can you really press it for a while?"

"Oops......" When the male volunteer heard this, he quickly covered his face in shame.

Just as he was about to press Jiang Lun's other leg, Kuai Dahe spoke, "Okay, okay! Young man, what about your minds, we have all received them, go back and rest, we will meet again!"

"Ah...... That's fine!"

When the male volunteer heard this, he immediately looked relaxed and said to the other volunteers, "Then let's go first, uncle!"

"Hey!"

"Thank you!"

"Goodbye, slow down!"

Kuai Dahe and Jiang Lun waved their hands one after another, and Song Xuebao also shook his wheelchair by himself, and said as he walked with them, "I'll send you off!"

When the volunteers were completely gone, Jiang Lun asked Song Xuebao out loud, "Old Song, are you leaving?"

"Let's go!" Song Xuebao returned with his wheelchair.

"Let's go!" Jiang Lun breathed a sigh of relief. hurriedly instructed Shen Xuedong, "Old Shen, change the music!"

Shen Xuedong smiled, pressed the tape recorder in his satchel, and a piece of music played.

Originally, Jiang Lun planned to make "Superstar in Troubled Times", but the time was too rushed. gave up this plan and used a piece of music at this time, which was also an episode of a movie about the old guns at the end of the last century.

The four people on the stage immediately became energetic with the music, Shen Xuedong brought Jiang Lun a black leather coat, and Sun Xuebao put a windbreaker on Kuai Dahe.

The two of them took a few steps on the stage with hardened limbs, played a cool role, and then returned to the wheelchair and sat down, while Shen Xuedong and Sun Xuebao stood behind Jiang Lun and Kuai Dahe respectively, with music with memories. It was a nursing home just now, but now it seems to have become a negotiation site.

Shen Xuedong and Sun Xuebao were busy and handed cigarettes to Jiang Lun and Kuai Dahe, and both of them took the cigarettes very domineeringly, with a feeling of being the only one in the world.

"Stop!"

Jiang Lun raised his arm, grabbed his hand in the air, and the music stopped.

Then, he asked with a sneer. "The volunteers were all there just now, so I wasn't embarrassed to ask you. Why are you looking for me today?"

Kuai Dahe took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Hehe, there is no expensive business, me." Just to see if your body can withstand it!"

"I'm holding up!"

Jiang Lun smiled meaningfully, "But I heard that your heart has been beating very fast recently?

"Oh, thanks to you!" Kuai Dahe hid the knife with a smile on his face, "It's okay now, not only can't I jump fast." Sometimes I even stop for a while!"

Kuai Dahe's oily and smooth way of speaking immediately amused the audience again.

The judges over there also praised it.

"Lao Kuai is Lao Kuai, this tone of speech can also make a joke!"

"No, this is actually not a burden, it all depends on Lao Kuai's kung fu!"

"Jiang Lun is not bad, he is not as nervous as he was just now!"

"No, I don't think he was nervous just now, the plot was arranged like that, and he needs to show nervousness!"

"Really, can't it, right? Then his acting skills are not up to heaven?"

"Who wouldn't be nervous, how can it be as mysterious as you say, and it's still in heaven!"

"You're going to have one!?"

“……”

On stage, the sketch continues.

Kuai Dahe saw that the audience was basically laughing, and his effect was achieved, and then his tone turned around again, looking at Jiang Lun, "What about you? I heard that there are stones on the kidney? Haha, this thing is sinful! You have to wait, right?"

"Thanks to you!"

Jiang Lun sighed casually, stood up, and walked towards Kuai Dahe, "Not only do you not wait now, but sometimes, you don't invite you!"

Kuai Dahe also stood up, "In order to celebrate your uninvited arrival, how about our brothers give you a song!"

Jiang Lun asked, "What song!"

Kuai Dahe and Sun Xuebao together: "Shh......h

The audience burst into laughter:

"Hahaha......"

"It's funny! It's not a routine!"

"Ha, it's so healing!"

……

When Jiang Lun heard this boo, he frowned and waved his hand, "Hey, stop! stop!"

Seeing that the Kuai Dahe was still blowing, Jiang Lun reached out and pinched it on the crotch of his pants, and threw it at Kuai Dahe, and Kuai Dahe also showed an expression of being splashed.

This made the audience cover their mouths and laugh again.

"Hey!" Kuai Dahe immediately fried his hair, "This old ginger, why are you still playing with burying it?"

Jiang Lun also said impatiently, "Can you talk about something serious, why are you looking for me?"

"Okay, okay!"

"Speak quickly!"

"Ah......" Kuai Dahe sat down with his wheelchair, "The provincial capital is going to hold a sketch contest for the elderly in two days, have you heard of it?"

"What kind of competition?" Jiang Lun asked with a frown.

"Called...... Comedy old man!" Kuai Dahe said word by word.

The original version is, of course, "Happy Comedy Old Man", in this place, the burden can't be put in, so he simply let Kuai Dahe present this joke with his unique pronunciation tone.

The audience laughed very face-savingly, and Jiang Lun said casually, "Oh! I've heard of this show! Who participates?"

"There is ......"

Kuai Dahe counted with his fingers and said, "Li Laobin!"

The first player on the field today is called Li Youbin. The lines changed his name to Li Laobin here, and the rest of it was this one way.

Kuai Dahe said the names of the four players, Jiang Lun kept nodding, and when he saw Kuai Dahe stopping, he suddenly looked up and was stunned, "Old grandson." What about Sun Dapeng?"

"Hehehe......"

"Phew!"

The audience couldn't help but be ecstatic, and some people booed at the same time.

Maybe it's because of Jiang Lun's last cross talk, many of their own people in the station watched the last show today, and they have been waiting for it, but this is finally waiting for this opportunity.

"Tsk!"

When Kuai Dahe heard this, he couldn't help but sigh and was silent.

The audience said happily:

"Haha, dead?"

"It must be dead, it's too bad!"

"Hahaha. Jiang Lun, this guy, doesn't forget to make fun of people in sketches!"

Background.

Looking at the picture broadcast on the TV, Sun Youpeng's face was dark and he didn't say a word.

Liu Qian, the female magician next to her, didn't dare to laugh if she wanted to laugh, so she held back.

"Hmph!

Seeing that Sun Youpeng's face was not good, the agent Wang Xuan immediately scolded angrily, but he wanted to laugh in his heart, this point was too itchy.

on stage.

Kuai Dahe sighed. "I can't say anything about this person. Do you know? Didn't we still play mahjong together last year?"

"It's over......" Jiang Lun muttered, and the audience laughed again.

"Who do you say is thinking about this year's ......" Kuai Dahe gasped, and then said, "I changed a nursing home!"

Jiang Lun's sad expression changed, and he raised his head and looked at Kuai Dahe speechlessly.

The audience continued to have fun, and the judges laughed.

"This burden is handled. This rhythm is too gripping!"

"That's it, I thought it was the same as I thought, dead!"

"Haha, Sun Youpeng can breathe a sigh of relief!"

Background.

"Hehe......"

The female magician Liu Qian still couldn't hold back. Laughed.

As a result, Sun Youpeng turned his head and glared at him fiercely, which frightened Liu Qian suddenly.

Back to the stage.

Kuai Dahe took a cigarette in his mouth and said helplessly, "Isn't this guy rich, you say you ......"

"Hey, old man, can you stop panting when you speak?"

Jiang Lun frowned and looked at him.

Kuai Dahe: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Lun said: "I just wanted to laugh!"

"What are you laughing at?" Kuai Dahe also laughed, "What old man you!"

Taking advantage of the laughter of the audience, Kuai Dahe's voice changed, "Let me tell you, the nursing home has a clear rule, saying that the elderly of our age are not allowed to participate in this competition!"

After a pause, he said in a firm tone, "Anyway, I'm going, I don't know if you dare to go!"

"Cut!" Jiang Lun pouted, "Lao Kuai, let me tell you, as long as you dare, I will dare!"

"Ahh

"Hehe, Lao Kuai, I, Jiang Lun, have been disobedient since I was a child!"

As he spoke, Jiang Lun picked up the cigarette on the table, "Our nursing home doesn't let me smoke, I smoke, I don't let me drink, I drink!" His finger pointed to the wine glass on the table, "What am I afraid of?"

"Ah, aren't you afraid, are you?" Kuai Dahe Yile, "Then I'll toast you, come on!"

The two immediately got out of their wheelchairs and stood together.

Jiang Lun said: "Lao Kuai, you remember, in this nursing home! I, Jiang Lun, am not afraid of anyone!"

The last sound instantly raised the decibels, which was particularly exciting.

At this moment, a girl's voice came—

"Okay, Dean, I'll go to the house now!"

As soon as the words came out, Kuai Dahe and Jiang Lun's faces changed instantly, and they were so frightened that they hurriedly turned around and resumed the scene, hiding wine and cigarettes again, and found a wheelchair to sit down.

Shen Xuedong pretended to be listening to the song, and the music of "Sunset Red" was released again.

Kuai Dahe and Jiang Lun pretended to be playing chess, and Song Xuebao pretended to be a bystander.

Jiang Lun took a chess piece and pretended, "I'll eat!"

"Arch pawn!" Kuai Dahe was the same as him.

"What about chess?"

With the voice, a female nurse walked out.

The audience looked at it-

Ho! This is not the daughter of Kuai Dahe, Kuai Yang!

[I've been thinking about whether to write out the complete sketches.,From last night to other entertainment articles until the morning.,I found that they were all written in full.,So temporarily adjust and change.,Don't say I'm water!This looks at the video and writes it against it.,It's much more troublesome than usually writing a chapter!] (To be continued.) )