Zhou Xing and Xiaojun crawled dozens of meters away in the narrow sewer like a dog hole, and only then did they reach the ground outside the Luohan Temple.

Both were covered in sour sludge. Zhou Xing was smoky. Nima, for this piece of jade, Lao Tzu also fought hard! Zhou Xing sighed in his heart.

Brother Dao was very unhappy, and he asked with a frosty face how the two of them had lost. It stands to reason that they first diverted the tiger away from the mountain, and then fished in troubled waters, which should be foolproof. Xiaojun looked at Zhou Xing, but he didn't confess anything funny about him.

"Brother Dao, this time we didn't step on it solidly. There's a mechanism at the booth that sounds as soon as it's triggered. Xiaojun suffered a dark loss!" Zhou Xing argued.

It's not that we don't work hard, it's that the devil is too cunning. Zhou Xing helped Xiaojun cover up, that is, to help himself. The mission failed, and he and Xiaojun were grasshoppers on a rope.

"Is that really the case?" Brother Dao's face softened. Xiaojun nodded silently.

Brother Dao sighed, "Knowing yourself and knowing that you are invincible in a hundred battles, it seems that you still haven't done enough intelligence work!"

After resisting this risk, the meat show is about to come. According to the original plot, Zhou Xing estimated that Xie Xiaomeng would remove the jade bag in the next two days, and then dedicate it to Brother Dao's girlfriend Jingjing.

Sure enough, when Heipi was walking around the corner the next day, he happened to find a strange man swaggering through the market with his sister-in-law in his arms.

Heipi didn't dare to delay, and immediately reported to Brother Dao. Brother Dao had a gloomy face, and returned to his house with Xiaojun, Heipi, and Zhou Xing to arrest the rapist.

Brother Dao's house is not big, and the living room doubles as a dining room. There are leftover red wine and dishes on the table. Two high-legged red wine glasses, two empty bowls, all of which confirmed the news of the black skin - Jingjing derailed.

The atmosphere at the scene was very solemn, Zhou Xing and Xiaojun looked at each other, and several people did not dare to come out, for fear that Brother Dao would hurt people.

"Catch the traitor, catch the traitor, catch the traitor!" the convulsive system fooled Zhou Xing's mind. Zhou Xing rolled his eyes, eating melon system, this is not a big deal to see the excitement.

Heipi pointed to the bedroom, signaling that there was a situation in Brother Dao. Brother Dao took a look at it, and he happened to be caught in bed.

I saw a white fat man wearing only shorts, hugging Jingjing, who was also wearing only three points. The two slept deeper than dead pigs. The white fat man rolled over in his sleep, and the elephant's legs pressed against the thin waist of Brother Dao's girlfriend.

A 500-meter-long thunderbolt exploded in Brother Dao's heart, shattering his heart. Brother Dao's eyes suddenly moistened, the two of them were already so ashamedly entangled together, it seemed that they had done a lot of good things before.

He turned around and went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife and was about to chop up the dog man and woman. Zhou Xing's hand was quick and he hurriedly stopped. If there is a homicide, let alone jade, maybe Zhou Xing will be implicated.

The next thing was very yellow and violent. Xie Xiaomeng was pressed into the toilet by the black skin to "wash his hair", and Zhou Xing watched coldly from the side.

Xiao Jun huddled in the bedroom and didn't know what to do, and Zhou Xing could guess it with his ass. This anti-bone boy who seduced his sister-in-law is doing ideological and political work on the cheating Jingjing, helping this stumbling woman relive the eight honors and eight shames.

"Are you worthy of your eldest brother, are you worthy of me?" said Xiao Jun.

", I'm sorry for my big brother with him, I'm worthy of you with my big brother?" Jingjing taunted in disappointment.

"Follow me and don't let the fat water flow into the fields of outsiders!" Xiao Jun's gaze fixed on the tender white collarbone, where there was a bright jade ornament.

"Audience friends, the exciting time is coming soon! The real jade is about to be born, and we will now interview the comedians in their moods. Are you happy?" the system didn't know which tendon was twitching, and began to perform street interviews.

Zhou Xing couldn't wait to strangle its system. Co-authored for 500 years, you haven't done anything, watched "News Network"?

"Brother Dao, this was found on my sister-in-law's neck. While several people were teaching Xie Xiaomeng to be a man, Xiaojun came out of the bedroom with a piece of jade in his hand.

Brother Dao took the jade, and his heart was even more sad and angry. This shitty thing got my girlfriend on such a fake. He picked up the leather on the side of the toilet and beckoned to Xie Xiaomeng without money.

I saw Xie Xiaomeng, a dead fat man, whose body was originally white and tender, is now red and blue. His head was wet, and there was a faint strip of used toilet paper in his hair, which looked so miserable.

Zhou Xing didn't sympathize with him at all. Xie Xiaomeng, the second generation who only knows about pickled girls, is cleaned up, and the right is to eliminate harm for the people.

Brother Dao was tired, and carefully looked at the jade in his hand for a moment. It's a pity that I didn't see why. He saw Zhou Xing holding his arms and watching, so he hurriedly beckoned over, "Zhou Xing, can you show me, is this thing real or fake?"

Zhou Xing's heart jumped, and the important moment of stealing the day had come. Xiaojun, Heipi, and Dao Ge all looked at Zhou Xing expectantly, and even Xie Xiaomeng showed a bit of hope.

Zhou Xing cleared his throat, unceremoniously took the jade in Brother Dao's hand, and pretended to observe it from various angles for a while.

He saw that everyone around him was watching, and it was not easy to drop the bag, so he coughed and said, "Who can help me find a flashlight, this thing is jade, it is not easy to distinguish with the naked eye." ”

"There's a flashlight, look for it!" Brother Dao commanded. Xiaojun and Heipi got the order and began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find the flashlight. Zhou Xing silently called to the system, "Can you distinguish between real and fake jadeite?"

"Guess?" the system mischievously.

"I guess so. ”

"No, I'll give you another chance. ”

Zhou Xing: "..."

The system's answer made Zhou Xing almost hurt internally. What's the use of such a wasted system? However, the system's next words made Zhou Xing overjoyed.

"But your piece must be true. I could feel the unique aura of the story items. ”

It's good if it's genuine, and it's not in vain for Lao Tzu's calculations. "Brother Dao, at first glance, this piece is more like a high-imitation glass jade..."

Before Zhou Xing finished speaking, Xie Xiaomeng's eyes jumped up in a hurry. "It's true, it's true!"

Zhou Xing was worried that Xie Xiaomeng would continue to goof, so he hurriedly rushed to him, and there were three big mouths left and right, which made the corners of his mouth bleed, and half of his face was swollen.

Xie Xiaomeng wailed a few words, but he didn't dare to beep again. Seeing that everyone was a little puzzled by his actions, Zhou Xing said frankly to Brother Dao, "Brother Dao, what I hate most in my life is the scum who seduces a married woman, I will beat this kind of scum once I see it!"

Brother Dao nodded in understanding. was poked to the sad place by Zhou Xing again, Brother Dao picked up the skin and continued to work on Xie Xiaomeng. Suddenly, Xie Xiaomeng's screams like killing pigs sounded in the house again.

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone was busy, Zhou Xing calmly put the real jade in his pocket and took out the fake. This timing is very clever, Xiaojun and Heipi are looking for flashlights everywhere, and Brother Dao is beating Xie Xiaomeng. And Xie Xiaomeng was being beaten with his head in his arms. Everyone's idea is not on Zhou Xing.

"The flashlight, the flashlight is coming!" Xiaojun finally found the flashlight and handed it to Zhou Xing. Hearing this, Heipi also gathered around, "What did I say about Fei, how could he have real goods on him?"

Zhou Xing took the flashlight, and everyone's eyes focused on Zhou Xing again. Now the piece of jade in his hand is a high-level imitation of the stall, exactly the same as Xie Xiaomeng's. Even if there are nuances, after all the fuss, who can find out?

Zhou Xing has no fear because of this!