Zhou Xing had memorized a large amount of knowledge about jadeite before crossing over, and now he is talking about it.

"A piece of jadeite is true or false, mainly from the jade quality, color, transparency, technology and other aspects to identify, jade quality mainly depends on whether it is clean and no dirty. The color mainly depends on whether it is natural, and the fake general color is more bright, with a little yellowing feeling..."

Zhou Xing turned on the flashlight, and a beam of light hit the jade in his hand. "Now, look at this transparency. Generally, the transparency of genuine goods is high, but the fakes are not good..."

Zhou Xing talked about it one by one, and he fooled Brother Dao and the others into a daze. Even Xie Xiaomeng opened his mouth wide, could it be that the jade dug up by the old man was real or fake?

"In short, the color, material, and transparency in my hand are all fake, and it should be a high-imitation glass. Zhou Xing's words are settled.

After he finished speaking, he returned the jade to Brother Dao, with a hint of unbearability in his eyes. My wife was slept with, not to mention that she was cheated on. Personality and IQ were insulted together.

Brother Dao understood Zhou Xing's eyes, he didn't accept the fake goods handed over by Zhou Xing, turned around and went to clean up Xie Xiaomeng.

In Xie Xiaomeng's screams, Zhou Xing shook his head and threw the things in his hand to Heipi. The innocent black skin took the fake, followed Zhou Xing's example, and observed it under the flashlight.

"Lie to Brother Dao, do you really feel happy? Won't your conscience hurt?"

"Anyway, they won't get it in the end, what's the difference between being taken away by me and being taken away by Bao Shihong?" Zhou Xing responded in his heart.

"Hehe, it's good if you're happy. ”

Zhou Xing is not a good person, and Brother Dao is not a good person. For Brother Dao, Zhou Xing has no psychological burden at all.

On the day he got the real jade, Zhou Xing asked Brother Dao for leave to go back to his hometown. "My hometown is busy with farming, and I need a helper!" Zhou Xing's reason was very reasonable and logical, and Brother Dao couldn't refuse.

Brother Dao patted Zhou Xing's arm, "Go ahead, just say if you need help at home." You know my phone, I'll come back to my brother when I'm busy. ”

"Well, take care, Brother Dao!" Zhou Xing reached out and hugged Brother Dao's shoulder, and gradually drifted away in his puzzled eyes.

According to the original plot, Brother Dao finally returned the real jade. However, after knowing that Xie Xiaomeng was the second generation, he slapped Xie Xiaomeng again.

It's not that he didn't suspect that Zhou Xing had dropped the real thing. However, Zhou Xing's contact with jadeite was under his instructions, and Zhou Xing immediately returned the jadeite to Heipi afterwards. In front of everyone's eyes, he really didn't believe that Zhou Xing had this ability.

Then the only reasonable explanation is that the real jade was returned to the Luohan Temple by them. The plot after that is no different from the original drama, Brother Dao crashed into the suddenly opened car door and died when snatching Bao Shihong's backpack, and Xiaojun was accidentally arrested.

The black skin finally got out of the sewer, but he became a thief of bread and raced with a motorcycle on the viaduct.

Brother Dao's fate is already doomed. He is just too superstitious about his own quality and intelligence. If you listen to the advice of the black skin robbery, you would have run to the edge of the sky with the jade a long time ago.

Playing with the jade and jade in his hand, Zhou Xing lay on the small bed of the rental house in the magic capital. This stone is at least two million, and the gallstones pulled out by the Jade Emperor are not as valuable as it. If you want to make money, you have to travel quickly.

With 2 million, Zhou Xing's younger siblings don't have to worry about their tuition, and his parents' pension money is also available.

As for his personal problems... Two million is not enough. However, with the crossing system, Zhou Xing is not in a hurry. Earn 2 million in one day, will personal problems still be a problem at that time?

"Congratulations to the comedians for getting the most important plot item. The first comedy, "Crazy Stone", has already been screened. The second comedy "Hot Pot Hero" is about to be staged, and comedians can read "Comedy Encyclopedia" to enter the world of "Hot Pot Hero". The system's prompt sounded at the right time.

"Hot Pot Hero"? Zhou Xing touched his chin and calculated. The storyline of this movie is relatively simple. Three old classmates opened a money-losing hot pot restaurant, and in order to increase the transfer fee, they privately expanded by 300 square meters, and finally dug through the bank's treasury.

Faced with a huge amount of wealth, the three oscillate back and forth between ill-gotten gains and conscience, and finally subdue the robbers who robbed the bank by mistake and become heroes.

There is a big treasure in this comedy. Zhou Xing dispelled the idea of selling jade for money in the real world, and was ready to go to the hot pot hero world to make a lot of money.

I took out the little yellow book given by the old beggar and turned the first page. I saw that there were originally only five big characters of "Crazy Stone", but now there are a few more lines:

The film is shown. The comedian successfully blended into Brother Dao's team with his wisdom and courage, and in front of everyone, he dropped the jade rough of the thief gang. Comedians have promoted the core values of positive energy in the comedy world, which is worth learning and emulating by all comedians.

Comedy Star Acting Guild Rating: Newcomer debuts. You've got one foot in the ranks of comedians, and you're only 108,000 miles away from being a comedy superstar. Come on, Sao Nian!

Damn, 108,000 miles or is it only? You are taught math by a physical education teacher? Zhou Xing pouted.

Do you accept a gift from the Comedian Entertainers?

Seeing this, Zhou Xing was overjoyed, "System, system, where did you die?"

"Hehe, there are really no rewards in this system. See clearly, this is sent to you by the Comedy Star Performing Arts Association. There was a hint of sarcasm in the system's tone.

Zhou Xing's old face flushed. His high school Chinese was taught by his physics teacher, and reading comprehension was indeed a problem.

"How do you receive a gift?" is the crux of the matter.

"Just say it in your heart. ”

Is that simple? "Accept!" a moment later, there was one more line underneath.

Please choose one of the following rewards: A. Brother Dao's IQ, B. Xiaojun's lock-picking skill, C. Blackskin's escape speed, D. Mike's technology theft skill, E. Bao Shihong's criminal investigation knowledge.

Brother Dao's IQ is actually average, and it is not as good as Zhou Xing's own. Criminal investigation knowledge can be self-taught, not to mention that Bao Shihong entered a state-owned enterprise after graduation, and he has never done a day of criminal investigation, and his criminal investigation knowledge is unreliable.

These two were naturally excluded by Zhou Xing. Xiaojun's lockpicking skills and Mike's technology theft skills seem to be good, and of course, Blackskin's escape speed is also good.

As Zhou Xing, who has difficulty in choosing, he really can't decide. "System, what do you think?"

"You're asking the right question. The system seemed a little smug, and then it began to chatter. "As for multiple-choice questions, there are actually skills. I'll teach you a mantra so that you don't have to worry about objective questions anymore. Listen up.... Three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, choose B for different lengths, choose D for uneven differences, A for the same length, and C for the same short. ”

Why does this mantra sound so familiar? Zhou Xing wondered. "And E, bastard!"

"Wasn't E excluded by you?" the system said.

"Well, you've got a point. ”

Three long and one short choose the shortest... Zhou Xingnian has words. Your sister, he suddenly remembered, isn't this a stupid trick to deal with the "Three-year College Entrance Examination and Two-Year Simulation"?

This Nima system is really unreliable. Zhou Xing shook his head, let's choose for myself. Since you have to cross over next, you still have to choose the skills that will be most useful for the next movie.

The world of "Hot Pot Heroes" is more violent and bloody, and the ability to escape is a must. Blackskin is a wind-like macho man, so good that he can race with motorcycles. It is necessary to have his abilities. Besides, if you do that big thing, if you alarm the police, you can also get away.

"I choose C..."Before Zhou Xing finished speaking, the system hurriedly interrupted.

"Hey, according to the multiple-choice formula, three short and one long choose the longest, shouldn't it be D?"

D your sister, Zhou Xing ignored the beep of the system, and directly chose the escape speed of C Heipi. I saw a golden light enveloping his whole body. After a few moments, he felt as light as a swallow, and he wanted to find a runway to test it out.

"System, is there any explanation for the speed of the black skin's escape?"

"Absolutely. Heipi is very confident in his escape speed, and his mantra is what Fei Na is doing, if you can't just grab it, it will be over!

Zhou Xing's face turned terribly black when he heard this. The system observed the words and immediately corrected with a dry smile, "It's a rabbit, a rabbit, not a grandson!"

Alas, with such a fucked system, Zhou Xing is also drunk.