When many viewers saw this, their hearts were raised, and the whole sketch has been going on for almost ten minutes now, so they all think that the fat man will end the sketch after giving his money to Ding Li like the previous two sketches. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

However, they all thought crookedly.

When the fat man was counting the money, Ding Li kept saying to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan: "It stands to reason that we shouldn't ask for money, but Master Fan has a good face, and he can't do without money, so we can only reluctantly accept his money." ”

The audience knelt.

Kneel down for Ding Li.

Nima.

Be ashamed.

It will fool others to say that it is so high-end and atmospheric!

"I'll be fooled if you give it to you. The fat man, who was counting the money, suddenly stopped his action of counting the money, looked at Ding Lidao, and then put the money in his hand into his pocket.

Ding Lihan said: "Originally, we didn't want money. ”

As he said this, his hand reached out to the fat man's pocket for money.

The fat man opened Ding Li's hand, "Don't fool around, change to rob, isn't it." ”

"No, me. After Ding Li said the word "I", he couldn't speak anymore.

"From the beginning of your entry into the door, I used a phone harassment meter, a false trick, a brother and sister who cooperated with the car smashing meter, a confused hammer meter, and a confused number meter, and I only used a meter, and I will count it, and I will send you a meter. ”

"Walk for the best. Ding Li said.

The fat man didn't reply and said two words, "Don't send it." ”

Ding Li looked at his two junior sisters and said loudly: "Do you know why it failed? That's because this chef doesn't read the recipes, but looks at the art of war, go, go home." ”

As a result, his two junior sisters shook their heads in unison, as if they had an idea, walked towards the fat man, bowed and said, "Senior brother, please accept our sisters." ”

The fat man was shocked and said, "Two girls, the sea is endless, and the shore is back." ”

Ding Li walked a few steps, came to them, looked at them and said, "Xiaoyu and Xiulan, you two don't make trouble, okay? Hurry up and go home with me." ”

Ding Xiaoyu said in a beautiful voice: "Senior brother, you should leave quickly, you won't be able to catch the bus for a while." ”

Li Xiulan, "Senior brother, it's not that our sisters are unsympathetic, the key is that your flickering IQ is too low, and you can't learn anything." ”

"Didn't I pay you a salary last month?" Ding Li said loudly, he saw that Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan insisted on worshipping the fat man as his senior brother, so he immediately covered his face with his hand and roared, "Oh, this world is really crazy, the rats are all bridesmaids for cats, and it is not necessary to make money." ”

This sentence provoked applause from the audience!

"Hahaha!"

It turns out that the reversal is like this, but what Ding Li said is really funny, and the rats are all used as bridesmaids for cats. ”

"All I can say is a good one. ”

on stage.

The sketch is coming to an end.

The fat man hurriedly wanted to give Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan red envelopes, and when he handed the red envelopes to the two, Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan took advantage of the fat man's inattention to stomp on the floor with their feet, making them make a "bang" sound like kowtowing.

The fat man thought that the two of them were kowtowing to him, and said, "These two girls are sincere, and they attach so much importance to etiquette." ”

The audience under the stage.

After listening to the fat man's words, he really laughed, but then they were dumbfounded, and saw Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan, who were holding two big red envelopes, walk up to Ding Li, stuff the red envelopes in their hands into Ding Li's hands, and said loudly at the same time: "Senior brother, take it." ”

I see.

The audience burst into applause.

To be honest, Ding Li's sketch gave them a taste of watching a police movie, the two sides fought wits and courage, and no one knew what would happen until the end.

Ding Li on the stage, holding two big red envelopes in his hands, walked towards the fat man in a wheelchair with a smile.

When he came to the front, he said three words, "Anti-plot." ”

The fat man slapped his head with his hand and sighed, "Oh mom, I can't prevent it, for me, your big fool is really painstaking, thanks to my high skills." ”

"What's going on?" asked Ding Li.

"What's going on? You can open the red envelope and you'll know. The fat man said proudly, reached out to take Ding Li's red envelopes, and opened them one by one.

Many viewers knelt down again when they saw this.

The red envelope is not filled with money, but a couplet.

Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan opened the couplet.

The fat man pointed to the couplet and said: "Turn for a year, shake for a year, fate." Eat a trench, grow a wisdom, thank you. ”

Ding Li said: "Is there a horizontal batch?"

"What do you want?" said the fat man, learning from Ding Li's tone of selling crutches.

"I'll send you a cross-batch. "Ding Li," self-taught. ”

Then the four began to bow to the scene.

When they were about to leave, the two hosts stopped them, "Four, please stay." ”

Ding Li and the four of them all stopped when they heard the words, as an old driver, Ding Li naturally knew what was going on.

must be like "Comedy Talent" at that time, there was a time error, and the four of them needed to cooperate with the host to achieve the plan of delaying time.

"Four, on behalf of countless netizens, I would like to ask, why are Li Xiulan and Ding Xiaoyu dressed like this in this sketch?"

I'll answer. Ding Xiaoyu held his arm high, "Teacher Ding said that the two of us are too beautiful and will make him not handsome, so he let us dress up like this." ”

"Teacher Ding, is that the case?" asked the beautiful hostess towards Ding Li.

"I'm speechless. Ding Li smiled.

"Xiaoyu is lying. Li Xiulan next to her suddenly said, "Teacher Ding relied on his identity to threaten me and Xiaoyu, saying that if we don't pretend to be ugly, he will block us, so there is no way, we can only bow to the evil forces." ”

"I don't know who is threatening me and Ding Li. The fat man deliberately muttered into the microphone.

They had these words, and the audience laughed.

"Mr. Ding, during the performance of the sketch "Kung Fu", many netizens left messages on our official website, and the one with the most messages was to ask if you have any plans to continue to develop in the sketch world?"

"This should be the last skit I performed. Ding Li paused, and said seriously: "I watched Huang Wax, many of the sketches they performed, which are very good, and there are many of them who will perform the sketches next, and the audience is ......." ”

"Then you'll be ...... next. ”

"If nothing else, I will focus my energy on film in the future, and strive to make more, better, and more classic film ....... ”