Chapter 221 Kung Fu (2)
Many netizens who watched the New Year's Gala through the Internet immediately sent out their hot voices when they saw this scene. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Damn, fat man, this is the rhythm of being deceived again. ”
"That is, like the previous two times, after saying the word "big brother", I took out the things on my body. ”
"No, no, there must be a reversal. ”
"What reversal?"
"At this point, the whole sketch is only halfway through, according to the rules of Ding Li's sketch, there are still seven or eight minutes to go, if the fat man is deceived, how will they perform later? ”
"The analysis upstairs makes a lot of sense, but I don't know how to reverse it. ”
"Don't say it, you can't just watch it, there must be a reversal in the end, I heard that this is the last part of the big flicker trilogy, if it's still flickering, then it's not interesting. ”
"Actually, I care more about the meaning revealed in this sketch than flickering. ”
"It's porcelain, isn't it?"
"That's right, the meaning revealed in this sketch is worth reflecting on. ”
"Stop discussing, watch the sketch. ”
On the big screen.
The sketch continues.
Ding Li pointed to the wheelchair and said to the fat man: "Brother, it is this culprit wheelchair that has delayed our relationship all these years! So today I will smash it in front of you." ”
After that, he took a hammer from Ding Xiaoyu's hand.
made a gesture to smash the wheelchair, and also made a secret move towards Ding Xiaoyu, you come and stop me.
Ding Xiaoyu suddenly reflected, and dodged in front of the wheelchair, "Senior brother, you can't smash it." ”
Li Xiulan also took the opportunity to say: "Senior brother, this is a testimony that you have reconciled, and you can't smash it." ”
Ding Li shook off Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan, who were blocking in front of him, and just as he hammered off the wheelchair, the fat man moved.
I saw the fat man blocking the wheelchair and said to Ding Li: "Big brother, if you want to smash me, smash me." ”
Seeing this, many viewers laughed!
Sure enough, it's still the rhythm of being deceived.
Is it time to pay for it next?
Their guess was really right, and the fat man said to Ding Li: "Big brother, I have this wheelchair in my collection." ”
"The junior sisters made a wheelchair for me, how can you collect it?" Ding Li asked rhetorically.
"How much?" the fat man blinked, "Am I not going to be able to buy it?"
The audience laughed.
"Hahaha...... Sure enough, I was deceived. ”
"Wang Le, you can't have a snack, why did you fall for Ding Li again?"
"Oh, I'm laughing to death, why is Wang Le so unmemorable?"
"Hahaha...... Haha......!"
Meanwhile.
It's a different story on the web.
"Hey, what's going on? Isn't there a reversal? Why are you still deceived?"
"Shouldn't it?"
"No, it's only been ten minutes now, isn't it ....... ”
"What's wrong upstairs?
"I guess this sketch was compressed a bit?"
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, who is Ding Li, that is a sketch master, and the program team still dares to compress his sketches?"
"What's impossible, the movie has been deleted a lot of plots, it is said that the original one had one hundred and fifty minutes, and we are now watching one hundred and fifteen minutes. ”
"I'm from Treasure Island, the movie has deleted some plots, and the clip of Meng Tianfang chasing the car at the end of the movie is gone, and the emperor ....... ”
"Guys, it's off topic, it's off topic, watch the sketch. ”
The live broadcast of the New Year's party.
Ding Li pointed to the wheelchair and asked, "How much does this wheelchair cost?"
"Two thousand. Ding Xiaoyu said.
"Then I'll give two thousand. The fat man said loudly.
"I'm out two thousand five. Ding Li also quoted a price code.
"I'll give three thousand. ”
"I'm three thousand five. ”
"I'm four thousand. As soon as the fat man's four thousand were exported, Ding Li gave him a price of five thousand, "I'll give five thousand." ”
As the audience thought, the reversal occurs here.
When Ding Li finished shouting five thousand, the small hammer in the fat man's hand smashed on the wheelchair, and said loudly, "Deal." ”
The audience burst into applause.
At the same time, many people on the Internet also cheered, "Hahaha, Wang Le is really shrewd." ”
"There's really a reversal, cow. ”
"It's hard. ”
Just when they thought that the fat man was victorious, Ding Li on the big screen said to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan: "You two, wrap the wheelchair for Master Fan." ”
"Poof. Some viewers sprayed, and said in their hearts: Good guy, I've seen clothes, shoes, and gifts, but I've never seen a wheelchair, and a guy as big as a wheelchair can be wrapped?
"Big brother, you shouted five thousand, and I fell the hammer. The fat man reminded.
Ding Li touched the sweat on his head with his hand, "Master Fan, you shouted five thousand." ”
"Big brother, it's the five thousand you shouted. The fat man corrected.
"I shouted five thousand. After Ding Li finished speaking, he asked Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan, "Two junior sisters, who shouted this five thousand?"
"Senior brother, you are shouting five thousand. Ding Xiaoyu said.
"No, it wasn't Senior Brother who shouted it, it was Master Fan who shouted it. Li Xiulan smiled sweetly and said.
Then the two began to argue, one said that Ding Li shouted, and the other said that the fat man shouted, each said that he had his own reasons, and no one could say who could not move.
Ding Li blinked his eyes and said to the fat man: "After I shouted four thousand five, you shouted five thousand." ”
"Wait a minute, I'm a little confused, let me figure it out myself. The fat man said loudly, and then began to stroke, "Two thousand, two thousand five, three thousand, three thousand five, four thousand, four thousand, four thousand five, five thousand." ”
When he spoke of five thousand, it happened to be himself.
But after only a dozen seconds, the fat man understood, and he said to Ding Li: "Big brother, after I shouted four thousand, you shouted five thousand directly, right?"
The audience shouted as if they were heckling, "Yes." ”
Ding Li smiled.
He laughed.
Xin Qi is an old driver, he knows how to round, and he said: "Since you want to collect this wheelchair, let's do it again and see who shouted this five thousand." ”
After speaking, he took the hammer from the fat man's hand and said, "Start quoting now." ”
"Two thousand. The fat man gave the price, and then looked at Ding Li, he was waiting for Ding Li to bid, but what he was waiting for was not Ding Li's bid, but the sound of Ding Li's small hammer hitting the wheelchair, "Deal." ”
The fat man snapped his fingers, touched his chin, and wondered, "Why don't you ask for a price?"
The honest and cute appearance, coupled with the sound of the rich voice, immediately amused every audience at the scene.
Ding Li blinked and excused: "I'm worried that I'm shouting chaos." ”
"This wheelchair is mine now. The fat man sat in his wheelchair, then took a stack of money from his pocket and counted it.