After the fat man said these atmospheric words, he turned around and happened to see Zhou Tian holding a table tennis net in his hand.

This scene.

In the original, it's a baggage, and it's a classic baggage. Therefore, the Zhou Tian version did not adapt it, so the subsequent plot was that Zhou Tian was slightly stunned, and then stretched out his hand, hung the table tennis net around his neck, pinched one head, and shook it back like a scarf!

He looks cheap.

It immediately attracted applause from the audience.

In the applause of the audience, the director played by the fat man walked over with his hands behind his back, squinted at Zhou Tian, and suddenly said, "Scarf?"

"Hmm. Zhou Tian said: "The latest one, there are ones sold on Taobao, nine yuan and nine free shipping." ”

Nine pieces and nine free shipping.

It is a slogan shouted by countless online stores.

It is also a classic slogan in the joke that has been played badly.

So after Zhou Tian said this, now the audience laughed again, laughing and laughing, laughing without any image.

The fat man tugged at something around his neck, "Why do you still have counterweights?"

Zhou Tian quibbled: "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid of losing it, so she specially configures it." ”

At this time.

The woman hurriedly came over to relieve the siege, "Ju chief, this is the new little comrade from our unit, come, Ju Chang, you sit down and say, sit down and say." ”

After finishing it, he helped Ju Chang towards the sofa on the side.

Sitting on the sofa, the fat man looked at the woman and said in a serious voice: "Chief Ma, you are an old comrade in our unit, and now there is a problem with the work style of this employee in our unit, should you take the lead?"

The woman immediately sat up straight, and said righteously: "Ju Chang, I said them! I said that even if you practice again, it is impossible to hit Yao Juchang's level, Yao Ju is in the original unit, and he is the champion every year!

"Hey!" the fat man listened to the woman's words, sighed, then paused, and suddenly said: "Don't compliment me, one year, I was the runner-up." ”

Sunday: "......"

Woman: "......"

"Actually, this table tennis, I don't play very well! Tell me, how did I get the championship every year?" the fat man said this, waving his big hand, "It's full of water!"

The woman patted her ass and said, "Ju chief, it can't be all water, didn't you just say, you have to be the runner-up for a year." ”

"yes. The fat man looked at the woman, and said, "I was the deputy chief that year!"

"You're a deputy chief, and your level is ....... The woman continued to compliment the fat man.

The fat man shook his hand, changed the topic, and said, "Okay, the topic is far away, by the way, Chief Ma, didn't you just tell me on the phone, there is good news waiting for me? What good news?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, and said at a loss: "Ah, ha, yes, what, what is the good news of that......." ”

Suddenly.

When she saw Zhou Tian, she immediately threw the pot to Zhou Tian and said, "Comrade Xiao Hao, what did Chief Ju ask you about! What good news?"

At this moment on Sunday, the expression on his face was extremely vivid, confused for a while, aggrieved for a while, puzzled for a while, and finally said: "Ah?

The vivid facial expressions instantly attracted the applause of the audience.

In the applause of the audience, Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, and finally held back a sentence for a long time, "That, that...... My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinxin. ”

The audience laughed.

The fat man also smiled, shook his head vigorously, and said to Zhou Tian: "Your name is Hao Xinwen, not Wei Xiaobao?"

"At first, I thought his name was Wei Xiaobao, but later I learned that his name was Hao Wenwen, and this name was given to him by his mother. The woman laughed dryly a few times and said, "Chief, what kind of fame are you talking about! ”

The audience laughs again!

The fat man looked at Zhou Tian and sighed, "Fortunately, you told me that your name is Hao Xinxin, otherwise I really thought that your name was Wei Xiaobao, and you are too similar to Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of the recently popular Lu Ding Ji." ”

The woman patted her ass, "Ju long, it's too similar." ”

"Wei Xiaobao, no, no, no, it's Hao News, what are you looking for me?" asked the fat man

Zhou Tian was stunned for a moment, and sighed, "Ah." ”

The fat man nodded and said to him, "Hao news, then what are you looking for me?"

"Huh?" said Zhou Tian.

"Hao news, what are you doing in a daze?" the woman squeezed between her teeth: "Ju Chang asked you something, say!!"

"yes, I, what am I looking for from you? Ah, yes, yes, yes, I remember. He pointed hesitantly to the door and complained, "Those people go to work, yes, they always play table tennis during work hours." ”

Then.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Tian continued: "They are playing table tennis all day and night, affecting Chief Ma's sleep!"

"Poof".

Looking at the woman who was just about to sit down, she was so frightened that she sat on the ground!

Seeing this, Zhou Tian hurriedly changed his words, "No, no, no, it's influencing Chief Ma to write!"

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... The applause of the audience rang out.

The woman got up from the floor with a dry smile, then pointed at Zhou Tian and said, "This Comrade Xiao Hao just can't speak, he talks nonsense." ”

The fat man smiled a little, and then tapped on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, you're just giving me a little report?" But this little comrade's report is very timely, just after I have already fully and comprehensively understood the situation. ”

The woman listened to the fat man's words, immediately glanced at Zhou Tian, and said in an unkind tone: "Do you say you are redundant? Do you really think that you have become Wei Xiaobao who plays with the emperor?"

Suddenly.

The fat man stretched out his hand and asked, "By the way, Chief Ma, is there an employee named Hao Jian in your department?"

As soon as she heard the fat man ask Hao Jian, the woman was anxious, because the fat man said that Hao Jian was in front of them, and his name was changed to Hao Wen, isn't this fatal?

Don't talk about the woman, even Zhou Tian, he was also panicked, he didn't expect the fat man to know his name, and he looked like he had something, so he made a little mistake, and slowly blocked half of his face with one hand, and his footsteps were also moving backwards.

The fat man said: "As far as I know, this young man's business ability is still very strong, he is a good seedling, and the organization decided to turn him into a regular!"

He just finished speaking.

Zhou Tian exclaimed excitedly, "Ahh

Later, when he saw the fat man looking at himself, he immediately explained, "I'm here, I'm happy for him!"

The fat man smiled lightly, stood up from the sofa, and walked towards Zhou Tian step by step, saying as he walked: "Hao news, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." ”

As he spoke, he had already stood in front of Zhou Tian, stretched out his hand and took off the "scarf" that had been hanging on Zhou Tian's neck, and educated: "If you want to make achievements in work, there is no shortcut, you can only work diligently and down-to-earth." ”

Zhou Tian was stunned.

The woman also wiped her sweat vigorously.

The fat man ignored the two of them, but turned around, walked to the table tennis case, and inserted Zhou Tian's nine-piece nine-free shipping "scarf" on one end, "In addition, don't keep giving yourself some stage names when you have nothing to do, otherwise, there is really good news coming, you say you don't dare to accept it, how sad!"

Applause!

The audience burst into applause!

Zhou Tian lowered his head, thought about it, then raised his head, looked at the fat man, and finally told the truth, "Ju Chang, I'll tell you the truth, I'm Wei Xiaobao, no, no, no, no, I'm not Hao Jian, I'm Wei Xiaobao, wrong, wrong, wrong, I'm not Wei Xiaobao, I'm not Hao News, but Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I'm wrong! ”

"Enough!" the woman stepped forward, pulled Zhou Tian behind her, and said, "Is it your fault?" Ju Chang, it's my fault, if you want to say, just say me! It's me, I've been lax and negligent in my thinking, and I let him take a stage name if I wasn't careful!"

After speaking, she looked at the table tennis table with a surprised expression, then bent over, touched it with her hand, and said in surprise: "Oh, my mother, this is a table tennis table? Why is it in my office? I don't know!"

Super exaggerated movements, coupled with deliberately exaggerated lines, so the audience was crazy, in the laughter of the audience, the fat man suddenly changed his face, shouted: "Enough, Ma Jingjing! Sycophant! Black sheep! Your problem has long been mastered by the relevant departments, today I just want to come to understand and understand, it really opened my eyes! Take the state money and don't do the right thing, take the shortcut, you, wait for the deal!"

After speaking.

Turn around and leave!

The woman panicked, and hurriedly chased after her and shouted: "Ju chief! Ju Chang, I was wrong! Ju Chang, you give me another chance!"

By this time.

On stage.

Only Zhou Tian was left.

His gaze was retracted from the door, with an embarrassed expression on his face, and he monologued: "Something is wrong, something is really wrong, there is really a big incident in our unit, Section Chief Ma was also filmed, Wei Xiaobao can only appear in a TV series or in the middle of the story, in real society, there is still no need for this official." Don't always think about what the leaders are thinking, think more about what the people need!"

As a clasp of the sketch.

After Zhou Tian finished saying these righteous words, the audience's warm applause suddenly rang out, "Papapa... Bang Bang Bang Bang.... ”

Applause.

Zhou Tian looked at the audience and said with emotion: "I understand now, I will also take caution in the future, if you want to be a competent cadre, you must refuse Huang! Refuse to gamble! Refuse to play table tennis!"

Under the stage.

The host interviewed again.

"Ma Li, how do you feel about the Zhou Tian version?"

"There are a lot more lines than our original version, especially Wei Xiaobao's stalk, which runs through from beginning to end, I just want to say one thing, they performed so well, it simply surpassed our original version a lot. ”

"Shen Teng, what do you think?"