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The system is hilarious, and I don't know if it's really that magical?

The urban village where Zhou Xing lives has a small playground, about the size of a football field. The children in the urban village like to spread wild there during the day, but they are empty at night, which is just right for Zhou Xingyelang.

Just go. Zhou Xing took out his sneakers and put them on, and went out. It was past ten o'clock in the evening, and the small playground was silent, except for an eccentric old man playing Tai Chi on the edge of the playground.

What kind of Tai Chi is you doing so late? Zhou Xing pursed his lips and began to warm up. Adjust the stopwatch and put it in your pants pocket, READY, GO!

As soon as he ran, Zhou Xing felt that the curative effect was obvious, which was very different from his previous body. He is usually busy delivering fast food, has no time to exercise, and often eats fast food, resulting in a young age and already has a small belly.

Like most otaku, he usually breathes after running a few steps, not to mention speed and stamina. Where is it like now? Not to mention that the body is as light as a swallow, the speed is like the wind.

The small playground is about 100 meters long, and Zhou Xing felt slightly sweaty after running the whole distance. He reached out for his phone again, 11 seconds. This result is equivalent to the level of a first-class sprinter in the national team, beating most ordinary people in seconds.

The comedy system is really awesome! casually let Zhou Xing be reborn. Immediately, he rushed to regret for the black skin, why should he be a thief? Is it good to join the national team and become famous and famous with this result?

Try your speed, then your endurance. The length and width of the small playground add up to about 250 meters, and four laps are 1,000 meters. In the past, Zhou Xing would never dare to challenge the 1000-meter middle-distance run. An otaku like him, let alone 1000 meters, he has to foam at the mouth at 800 meters.

Zhou Xing moved his wrists and ankles, and when he remembered it, he started running again. One, two, three... The more Zhou Xing ran, the more pleasantly surprised, and now the state of this body has surpassed his endurance in high school.

After the second lap, even the old man playing Tai Chi on the side stopped. He stared intently at Zhou Xing running, raising his watch from time to time to time Zhou Xing. The more he looked at him, his eyes widened, as if he had seen an alien.

After four laps, Zhou Xing was sweating profusely. However, he did not foam at the mouth or have weakness in his limbs. He is now very happy with his physical condition. Crossing can not only make a lot of money, but also strengthen the body, which is simply the ideal job.

Looking at the timing, the 1000m took 2 minutes and 23 seconds. What kind of concept is this? The perfect score standard for the 1000-meter physical fitness test for college boys is 3 minutes and 27 seconds, and Zhou Xing kills all college students in seconds.

Not only kill all college students, but also kill many world-class athletes. The world record in the men's 1000m was set by Kenya's Noah Ngeni with a time of 2:11.96. The women's 1000m world record was set by Russia's Svatrana Mastrokova with a time of 2:28.98.

Zhou Xing is between them, and if he is interested in developing in athletics, he may be able to catch up with the world champion! Is the title of world champion tempting? Very tempting. But Zhou Xing can't look at it, no matter how awesome he is, can he beat the golden finger?

After running more than 1,000 meters, I can't do too much physical exercise for the first time. Zhou Xing was about to go home, but was stopped by the old man practicing Tai Chi on the side.

"Young man, you're a professional athlete, aren't you?"

The old man wore a pair of reading glasses, a pure white vest on his upper body, and four bright red characters on it: "Zhengda Feed". A pair of knee-length shorts on his lower body, and Nike sneakers on his feet. Being questioned by him, Zhou Xing felt inexplicable.

"No, I'm a food delivery. Zhou Xing threw down a sentence and prepared to flash people. Unexpectedly, the old man stopped in front of him with dexterity.

"Let me introduce myself, lad. My surname is Wang, and everyone calls me Lao Wang. I was the sprint coach of the national team before I retired, and you can be a national athlete with this result, it's a pity to deliver food!"

"I'm sorry, not interested. "If you put aside Zhou Xing, who delivered food before, maybe he would be interested in national team athletes. With the golden finger of "Comedy Collection", national athletes are not worth mentioning.

The old man was very persistent, and he still spat in front of Zhou Xing. "Young man, you have such a good physical fitness, it's a waste not to be an athlete to win glory for the country!

The Modu Sports Team is a provincial team, and most people who want to go through the selection of cities and counties have to go through layers of selection. Some even use special relationships. Lao Wang bet that if he went to any high school in the magic capital to yell at such a loud voice, how many students would kneel on the ground and beg him.

Without him, the provincial team would be awesome! This is the reserve force of the national team. Lao Wang didn't think that Zhou Xing would refuse such a big temptation.

If you run fast, you have to be an athlete? If you are handsome, do you want to be a duck? Zhou Xing was also speechless about Lao Wang's logic. "Still not interested!" he flashed sideways and returned to his small rental room.

Lao Wang was hit hard, and his fingers were trembling. He followed Zhou Xing to the staircase without giving up, and only then did he walk out of Zhou Xing's sight when he saw Zhou Xing's house number.

"Lao Li, I recently took in a new apprentice. No, not last time, last time it was an eye-wanderer. This apprentice of mine is sure to crush your protégé Liu Qiang!" Lao Wang took out the phone and dialed a number, and showed off to the other party with spittle.

"Lao Wang, if you don't brag, you'll die? Liu Qiang has a hope of breaking the world record!" The other party was obviously very unconvinced.

"Hmph, let's ride a donkey and read the record book and see!" Lao Wang hung up the phone, thinking about how to recruit this kid to his command.

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I'll go and settle my salary tomorrow and resign. Zhou Xing lay on the bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, his thoughts fluttering in his mind. What happened today is amazing.

What he didn't expect was that he was bragged by Lao Wang to become his apprentice if he was not careful.

"System, I have a sentence MMP doesn't know if to talk about it or not?"

"Then you might as well hold on. The system replied.

"If you hold back, you'll die! You say you, neither posting tasks nor rewards, and still attached to "Comedy Encyclopedia". It's really like a product manual!" Zhou Xing sighed.

Silence! Deathly silence! The system was silent for a long time. Zhou Xing didn't expect that he would solve the case with a casual remark.

"I can't say that, this system is the best assistant for comedians..."After a long time, the system laughed dryly in a hoarse voice.

"Auxiliary?" As soon as he said this, Zhou Xing became angry. "When Lao Tzu can't come back, where are you? When Lao Tzu was almost arrested, where were you?"

As soon as the system was about to be built, Zhou Xing's dissatisfaction sprayed out like a machine gun. "You said you were an assistant, but what about the chicken eyes and the nurse?"

"Well... None of this... Well, I'll admit that I'm a product manual, but it's highly intelligent, compatible with all biological operating systems, never crashes, never bundled with junk software, the latest product of Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild's pinnacle technology..."

"It's so lively, isn't it just a product manual?" Zhou Xing rolled his eyes.

"It's a high-tech and intelligent product manual. The system corrected.

Okay, Zhou Xing let go of the system, "What kind of thing is the acting union, you translate for the translator?" Zhou Xing always felt that there was a conspiracy here!

"What's that, the show business union... Well, to put it simply... To put it simply... Let's talk about it tomorrow... I was sleepy and my mom called me to sleep. After the system finished speaking, he fled, and refused to deal with Zhou Xing again.

Zhou Xing was dumbfounded. Your sister, aren't you a program? Where did you come from, mother, can you find a high-level excuse to cheat people?