"Your ass looks like it's going to bloom. The fat man teased.

"That's what I thought, too. Zhou Tian looked like a good baby admitting his mistake, "Dad, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have fried cakes." ”

Countless people.

Countless viewers who saw this scene all laughed, and they were the kind of people who laughed.

It's funny.

It's really N's funny.

skipped class to watch the game, and also drank, and when he was caught by his father, he actually threw the pot to the matter of fried cakes.

Sunday.

You're so diao.

Do you know?

"You're really good at making excuses. The fat man said, "Is this the reason for the fried cakes? No, the biggest reason is that you skipped class to watch the football and asked for a bottle of beer." ”

"Isn't there nothing I can do?" Zhou Tian said casually, "If I don't say that, my ass will definitely become four halves." ”

"I think you deserve it. The fat man talked about it, "We fans and friends watch the game, we must watch the game rationally, and we must not hurt our minds and do things that are sorry for the society because of watching the game." ”

"Bang bang ....... The audience under the stage subconsciously applauded, and even several judges on the scene were looking at each other.

They were blown away.

They were shocked by the cross talk between Zhou Tian and the fat man.

Many people thought that although Zhou Tian and the fat man had some fame, fame belonged to fame, because fame does not mean strength, and the competition always depends on strength.

Other words.

They used to look at Zhou Tian and the fat man with a trace of contempt, and looked at the cross talk between the two of them.

But the end result was.

They were blown away.

They were slapped in the face.

Whether it is the burden at the beginning or the truth thrown out now, it is very much telling one thing.

Zhou Tian and the fat man, not like the kind rumored on the Internet, don't speak cross talk at all, on the contrary, the two say that cross talk is okay, it is simply comprehensive, so that they can't find any fault at all.

Football is the number one sport in the world.

Along with the world's number one sport, there are football hooliganisms, the most famous of which is the World Cup in France, where a policeman on duty was beaten into a mentally handicapped by a group of football hooligans. In fact, the worst thing is the Chinese fans, who enter the stadium with hope every time, but exit with disappointment.

For this.

Many fans vent their dissatisfaction by smashing cars and throwing things, such as smashing the TV at home and other things.

On the stage of the cross talk contest.

Zhou Tian and the fat man continued the topic of football, only to see Zhou Tian continue the topic of the fat man watching the football rationally, "I agree with the sentence of watching the football rationally, we watch the football and really watch the football rationally." ”

After saying this.

didn't allow everyone present to react at all, so Zhou Tian changed his tone and said something that made countless people laugh.

"But there are also benefits to watching the ball irrationally, such as smashing things, which is a good thing. ”

The fat man next to him noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Zhou Tian, who was talking endlessly, and kept talking, "Zhou Tian, you wait, you wait, if you keep talking, your teeth are going to fall out." ”

"What's wrong?" asked Zhou Tian with a wink.

"What's wrong? Shame on you. The fat man said in a shocking voice: "Lose your lord." ”

"How am I ashamed? How am I ashamed?" Zhou Tian questioned the fat man while pushing the fat man with his hand.

"This is the stage of the cross talk competition, is it appropriate for you to push people like this?" The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian and asked, "There is a kind of you pushing me, try it?"

Zhou Tian followed his words and pushed the fat man again.

It's just that after pushing the fat man, his body slumped backwards a few steps, and then sat on the floor.

See this scene.

Countless people burst into applause.

"It turns out that you should never push a fat guy because you don't know what's going to happen. Zhou Tian, who got up from the ground, said this to the camera.

Moment.

Countless people burst into laughter.

"Don't be ashamed, let's talk about it, what's the benefit of watching the game irrationally?" the fat man continued the previous topic, "You have to tell me one, two, or three today, otherwise why don't we break up." ”

"First of all, it's an economic issue. Zhou Tian wrenched his fingers and told one by one, "If something is broken, does it need to be repaired? In the process of repairing, is it to feed people who specialize in repairing? In case some parts are broken and need to be replaced, in this way, is it to feed the parts factory? The parts factory is alive, and the workers of the parts factory are naturally alive." When people have money, they will consume, does it drive the local consumption level?"

"What if it's completely broken?" asked the fat man, holding his chin in his hand.

"This is better explained, if it can't be repaired, replace it with a new one. Zhou Tiandao: "How did the new one come? Naturally, it was transported from the manufacturer, which is equivalent to invisibly solving the problem of transporting people to eat.

After listening to Zhou Tian's explanation, the fat man suddenly squatted on the stage, and did not speak, just squatted, and at the same time looked directly at the stage, as if there was something attractive on it, and after a while, the fat man stood up and said such a sentence, "I am speechless." ”

"It's good to be speechless, which shows that I have a point. Zhou Tian said proudly, and patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand, "In addition to these, watching the game irrationally has another benefit, that is, it can make some people healthy." ”

When the fat man heard this, he immediately retorted, "Impossible? Watching football irrationally can make people healthy? Why do I not believe it so much?"

"How could it be?" Zhou Tiandao: "Take the day I watched the football and drank as an example, when I got home, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw my father, kneeling alone in the living room, and under him, there was a washboard. ”

Kneel on the washboard.

This is the fifth joke burden thrown out of this cross talk, different from the previous ones, this burden is really hilarious.

Because the three words kneeling washboard, its true meaning refers to the fact that men are afraid of their wives, and now many people joke about these three words.

"You go home and see where your dad is kneeling on the washboard?" said the fat man.

"Hmm. "Zhou Tian," he said, kneeling on the washboard. ”

"You didn't ask what's going on?" the fat man asked, laughing.

"How can you not ask?" Zhou Tiandao: "Don't you know that I am a very curious person? ”

"How did your dad answer?" the fat man said in a mocking tone, "Are you saying, kid, it's okay, dad is exercising?"