The 2002 Korea-Japan World Cup is indeed a World Cup that countless Chinese fans feel extremely excited and missed.

At that World Cup.

The Chinese men's football team has reached the final of the World Cup in a historic way.

"I remember very well that in 2001, in the top 10 of Asia, the Chinese team played against the Oman team, and our country only needed to draw this one and take the lead in qualifying. After the fat man answered his question, Zhou Tian continued the topic of football, "This game is very important, and I want to watch it important, but I can't find a place. There was no way, I walked around on the street alone, and saw that there was a TV in the small restaurant, which was still playing the match between the Chinese team and the Oman team. ”

The fat man next to him chimed in, "It's really troublesome, you can't watch it at home?"

"Can't watch it at home. Zhou Tian shook his head vigorously, "Because I have to study at night, when I go home to watch, isn't it equivalent to telling my family that I skipped class?

This burden is thrown away.

The scene burst into laughter.

"Hey, hey. ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

"Oops, I laughed and pumped, my ass bloomed, hahaha....... ”

The fat man on the stage seemed to be a little laughing, and looked at Zhou Tian with a smile, "You skipped class to watch the ball?"

Zhou Tianyi rolled his eyelids, "Why don't you call a senior fan." ”

"Skipping class to watch the game together, it's a veteran fan? ”

"This is the same thing as skipping class to play games and skipping class. ”

This sentence made the audience, who had just calmed down after laughing, burst into laughter again in shock.

on stage.

Zhou Tian continued, "After spending more than ten minutes, I finally found a restaurant with a TV, and the TV happened to show the match between the Chinese team and the Oman team, so I walked in without thinking about it, and shouted to the shopkeeper, boss, bring me two taels of fried cakes." ”

The fat man pulled Zhou Tian, "Wait a minute, why do you want two taels of fried cakes? Why do you have to get half a catty, how can two or two people fry them for you?"

"I've had dinner, and I'm still gritting my teeth for two or two fried cakes. Zhou Tian replied.

"You've had dinner, why do you still want to fry cakes?" the fat man asked with some confusion.

"People are opening restaurants, so you just watch when you go in? You have to show it a little, otherwise you won't be bombarded by others." ”

This sentence from Zhou Tian.

It amused a lot of people again.

After eating, I insisted on two taels of fried cakes, you are going to support your own rhythm to the death. Not to mention the audience, even the judges and the staff of the column group were so happy, and some people laughed in tears.

Because it is a synchronous live broadcast on the Internet, many netizens immediately danced their hands when they saw this, and began to leave messages on the message board below the live broadcast area of the cross talk competition.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... , amused me, really amused me. ”

"Damn, blind my eyes, after eating, I asked for two taels of fried cakes, are you the reincarnation of the pot-bellied god?"

"I just want to ask, who said it before, saying that Zhou Tian and Wang Le can't speak cross talk?

"No, no, I'm already laughing and cramping! It's really funny! Teacher Zhou Tian is so funny! Teacher Wang Le is also very good!"

"To be honest, these two people really cooperate with each other, I think the champions of this year's cross talk contest really belong to the two of them. ”

"This cross talk is really good, the burdens are one after another!"

In the discussion of netizens.

Zhou Tian and the fat man's cross talk continued.

After Zhou Tian finished saying that he asked for two taels of fried cakes, he immediately threw out a burden, a joke baggage.

"I just asked for two taels of fried cakes, and the boss said that there are no two taels in our store, at least half a catty. ”

"Poof. ”

A backstage worker squirted again.

Your sister.

Is it so funny?

Don't you let me drink quietly and saliva?

He is not the only one who has this kind of thought, many people have such thoughts in their hearts.

Are you going to laugh at us?

"Then you'll have to pay half a catty. The fat man interjected.

"I can't eat half a catty. Zhou Tian said angrily.

"Let's go. "The fat man gave a suggestion.

"Can't go. Zhou Tian waved his hand.

"Why can't you go, and the boss can still force you to stop you?" asked the fat man.

"I'm going to watch the ball. Zhou Tian gave an answer, "I want to watch the Chinese team play against the Oman team." ”

"You're really good enough to watch the game. ”

"Later, I gritted my teeth, stomped my foot, and asked for half a catty. When Zhou Tian said this, his face was so hideous.

Look at the expression. The fat man pointed at the expression on Zhou Tian's face with his finger and teased: "People who don't know, do you think you've met the enemy? ”

"I didn't think of this at the time. ”

One word.

Many viewers were amused.

After a while, the fried cakes were ready, and the boss brought them up. Zhou Tian made a gesture of serving food, "I looked, no, how can you watch the ball without wine." ”

"You still want to drink?" the fat man was surprised, "You should have been ten years old twenty-five years ago, fifteen years ago, a ten-year-old child, drinking?"

"I'm not happy. Zhou Tian replied casually, raised his hand, and shook it a few times, "Boss, come have a bottle of beer." ”

"You really want to. ”

"The boss looked at me and seemed to wonder if I should give me a beer. Zhou Tiandao: "I saw that something was wrong, and opened my mouth to say, boss, don't look at me short, but I'm eighteen years old this year." ”

"Are you lying?" the fat man pointed at Zhou Tian and asked with a look of disbelief: "In order to drink, you lie, as for it?"

"Don't lie, the boss won't give beer. ”

"I've got you. The fat man said with a thumbs up.

"Needless to say, the boss actually brought me a bottle of beer. ”

"This boss is really. ”

"I was drinking it when I felt a man standing behind me. Zhou Tian gestured with his hand, "and then subconsciously looked back." ”

When he was talking about reading words, he suddenly slapped his thigh with his hand, and spit out the bad words several times in a row, "Bad things, bad things, bad things." ”

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" the fat man asked vigorously, "Did the teacher find out that you skipped class and chased you out?"

"It's okay for the teacher to arrive. Zhou Tian put on a bitter face and said, "It's my dad, it's my dad who stands behind me." ”

This burden amused many people again.

skipped class to watch the game, asked for beer, and happened to meet his father again. Sunday, you're so diao, people know?