At this time, the camera also showed the faces of the twelve groups of players who drew lots, as if they wanted to see something from their faces. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

These players who advanced to the quarterly tournament are all old oilers, and when they saw the camera, they gave themselves, some pretended to be remorseful, some pretended to be calm, and some pretended to be excited.

A few minutes later, after whetting the audience's appetite, the host asked loudly: "The player who drew the No. 1 ball, please raise your hand." ”

In the expectant eyes of everyone, the fat man who drew lots slowly opened his right hand, revealing the small round ball in his palm, and there was a word on it.

"Mr. Ding, do you have any thoughts you would like to express about Mr. Wang's drawing of the No. 1 ball?" the other hostess took the opportunity to ask Ding Li.

Ding Li didn't think about it and joked: "Can I change partners?"

"Teacher Ding, according to the rules, you can't change partners. The hostess said.

"That's it, we just have to give it our all and win this game. Ding Li spread his hands and said.

"Let's look forward to a great performance from both of them. With the words of the male host, the sketch "Adventure on the Set" cooperated by Ding Li and the fat man is about to kick off.

A minute later, Ding Li, who was in a suit and leather shoes, appeared on the stage of the quarterly competition of "Comedy Talent" with a few pieces of paper in his hand.

I saw that he had just stepped onto the stage, so he pointed here with his finger, and then pointed there, and said loudly, "The props, makeup, and cameraman are all in place, and when the actors come in a while, we will only see the start of filming, and the lights, and we must highlight this place for a while." ”

After Ding Li finished speaking, he looked around and pointed at himself with his finger, "What? Who am I? With such a big name as me, you don't know each other? To tell you the truth, I am a big name in cultivating big names, and I am also the director of this play, my name is Ding Li." ”

He raised his right hand, looked at the watch on it, shook his head vigorously, and muttered in his mouth: "The current actors, it's really unusual, they said that filming would start at eighteen o'clock, but now it's nineteen o'clock in the evening, and they haven't come yet." ”

"Director, director. At this time, the fat man who ran up from the backstage nodded towards Ding Li and said, "I heard that there is an actor who didn't come?

Ding Li frowned and asked, "Have you ever filmed?"

"Shooted. The fat man smiled and said, "Director, if you don't believe me, I'll give you a performance." ”

"Alright, alright, don't try. Ding Li waved his hand impatiently and said, "It's you." ”

"Director, did you use me?" the fat man said in disbelief, pointing to his nose.

"Yes, I used you. Ding Li definitely replied.

"It's great to finally be famous. As soon as the fat man heard that Ding Li agreed to let him film, he was immediately a little happy and couldn't find the north.

"What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything. The expression on the fat man's face tightened, and he was afraid that Ding Li would not use him, so he immediately made up a reason, "I said that I must do a good job and not embarrass the director." ”

"Now that I have time, I'll tell you about a play, it's a night play, you're having dinner, and then your girlfriend comes to you ....... Ding Li told him the role that the fat man was going to perform, "Say it yourself." ”

The fat man gestured for a meal, glanced up at Ding Li, and said weakly: "You wait for me for a while, I'll come right away after eating noodles." ”

The fat man tried several times in a row, but none of them could find the feeling of eating noodles, so Ding Li was angry, so he simply took a bowl to the fat man and asked him to go to the plastic bucket on the side to hold some noodles and find out the feeling of eating noodles.

Looking at the small bowl in his hand, the fat man asked uncertainly, "Director, are you sure this is a bowl, not a wine cup?"

The audience laughed.

In addition to laughing at the fat man's words, they also laughed at the bowl that Ding Li handed the fat man.

It's too small.

People who don't know must think that this is a small wine cup for drinking liquor, but it is actually a small wine cup for drinking liquor.

Ding Li took it out and used it as a joke baggage.

"Bowls, of course. ”

"But how does it look like a wine cup, do you want to change a big bowl for me? The fat man discussed with Ding Li, "To eat noodles, you must have a big bowl." ”

"No, I can't. Ding Li decisively rejected the fat man's request to change the big name, as for the reason, it is very simple, there are not many faces.

"Director, isn't this a bucket full of noodles?" the fat man said, pointing to the plastic bucket in front of him, and then played a cautious eye, slamming the wine cup in his hand to the ground, "The bowl is broken." ”

finished adding to the audience and the camera, "Now you should change the big bowl for me......!" ”

Ding Li looked at the small bowl on the ground and handed a plastic lunch box to the fat man.

The fat man took it with his hand, looked at it carefully, and nodded: "This is the lunch box produced by the Beijing Sunshine Plastic Factory, and the price is 9.98 yuan."

"Do you know this lunch box?" Ding Li asked.

"I don't know. The fat man shook his head and replied, "I have seen the last sketch, which specifically mentions the lunch boxes produced by this manufacturer." ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

It was originally a product placement, but I didn't expect it to be made a joke by Ding Li Wang Le.

I've seen the last sketch, which specifically mentioned the lunch box produced by this manufacturer!

Many of the audience at the scene were already laughing.

It's hilarious.

There is such a sentence!

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and serve noodles and find out what it feels like to eat noodles. Ding Li instructed: "If you find the feeling, start shooting." ”

The fat man took the lunch box and chopsticks, walked to the plastic bucket, and began to scoop up the noodles, his funny and practical actions really stunned the audience at the scene and in front of the TV.

It's so god-like.

In fact, it is not that the fat man looks like him, but this morning, Ding Li deliberately pulled the fat man, found a noodle restaurant, observed the movements and demeanor of many noodle eaters, and then practiced a few times, during which the fat man ate five small bowls of noodles alone, and later made the fat man want to vomit when he saw the noodles!

After eating the noodles, Ding Li pointed to the fat man's stomach and asked, "How do you feel?"

He mean, how does it feel to eat noodles?

As a result, the fat man replied, "It tastes good."

"How can it taste good?" Ding Li said with a frown.

"Director, to be honest, this egg beaten lo mein tastes really good, just the saltiness is just right. ”

"I'm not asking about this, I'm asking about this. Ding Li pointed at the fat man's stomach and deliberately accentuated his tone, "This feeling." ”

"It's full. The fat man said: "A bowl of noodles goes down, just enough to eat." ”

"Who asked you this. Ding Li was a little anxious, "I asked about the lines and the action of eating noodles, how do you feel?"