In the eyes of Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, this stupid An Lushan in the eyes of others is exactly the kind of person he has always wanted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

First of all, this person is definitely qualified and trustworthy. A Hu man, without any self-interested motives, regards the cause of Datang as his own career, and has been fighting in obscurity on the border of the motherland for many years, shedding his blood and contributing his youth for the peace of the country and the development of the society.

What kind of spirit is this? This is obviously a great patriotic sentiment. Especially for Xuanzong, he knows the cold and the warm, the cold and the heat, since he has this An Lushan, Xuanzong feels like wearing an intimate little padded jacket, which is so pleasant and comfortable.

Secondly, An Lushan's military skills are very good and he can take on important responsibilities. He was born in the frontier, grew up in the frontier, fought in the frontier, and has rich experience in fighting the enemy. It was precisely because of his fruitful efforts that the northeastern frontier of the Tang Empire could maintain a state of tranquility and stability, and Xuanzong could safely face the Tibetan and Great Diet troops in the northwest. An Lushan stands like a great wall of steel in the east of the empire, guarding the safety of the Tang Dynasty.

What is a minister of the humerus? What is a confidant general? He is loyal and capable, such a person is a minister of the humerus, and he is a confidant and a confidant, and An Lushan is exactly such a person.

When An Lushan was leaving, Li Longji was ruthlessly generous again, and he issued an edict that An Lushan should concurrently serve as the envoy of Fanyang Jiedu and the envoy of Hebei Interview, so that An Lushan became the commander of the two major military divisions of Pinglu and Fanyang. First of all, Fan Yang has nine prefectures, while Pinglu has only two prefectures, and Fan Yang's jurisdiction is much larger than that of Pinglu; secondly, Pinglu Jiedu has only 37,500 soldiers under his command, while Fan Yang Jiedu has as many as 90,000 soldiers; in addition, the appointment, dismissal, promotion and promotion of officials in Hebei have all fallen into the hands of An Lushan.

It can be seen that Tang Xuanzong has a high degree of trust in An Lushan, and as soon as his old man Chrysostom opened like this, An Lushan immediately grabbed half of the Northeast region in his hands. At this time, An Lushan was already a feudal official among the feudal officials and a senior member among the feudal officials.

In this way, Xuanzong was not enough, and when An Lushan was about to leave Beijing to take up his post in Fanyang, Li Longji also deliberately issued an edict to order Zhongshu, the chief of the three grades below the door, the chief of the three ranks, the chief of the divisions, and the Zhongcheng of the imperial history to go to the Honglu Temple Pavilion to practice for An Lushan.

Tang Xuanzong's respect and trust moved An Lushan very much, and he silently vowed in his heart that he must work harder and repay Xuanzong's support with more outstanding results. After taking office, An Lushan pondered how to do a good job and make new contributions, it should be said that An Lushan wanted to do a good job with a strong momentum, but it was very unfortunate that the objective situation at that time did not provide him with such an opportunity.

Because Li Huaixiu, the Khitan leader, led his troops to surrender to the Tang Dynasty, Tang Xuanzong appointed Li Huaixiu as the governor of Songmo Prefecture, crowned the king of Chongshun, and married his granddaughter Jingle Princess Dugu to him. When Li Yanzhong, the leader of the Xi clan, heard the news, his eyes turned red, and he hurriedly handed over the table of surrender to the Tang Dynasty. Xuanzong was very happy, he had fought for more than ten years and now he was attached to it, and he really saved a lot of effort, he wanted more officials in the Tang Dynasty, and more women in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Xuanzong appointed him as the governor of Rao Le Mansion, sealed the king of Huaixin, and then gave his niece Princess Yifang Yang to him as his wife.

There is no war on the frontier, so where should An Lushan go to find credit? An Lushan was worried, but it was not long before he found a solution. If there are conditions, we must go up, and if there are no conditions, we must also go up.

"Boy, my official fame, glory and wealth are all out of you, after so many years, but now you are suddenly good, let Lao Tzu go to get promoted and make a fortune, Lao Tzu is gone!"

So An Lushan took the initiative many times and repeatedly invaded these two tribes. His brutal behavior completely angered Li Huaixiu and Li Yanzhong, both of whom counted the account on Tang Xuanzong's head, so that in September of that year, he killed the princess and raised troops against Tang.

Although An Lushan's aggression was the main reason for Erli's anti-Tang Dynasty, Xuanzong's hot face was indeed firmly attached to people's cold buttocks. The official position was abandoned by others, and the woman was killed by others, it was really humiliating, Xuanzong's face was the face of the Tang Dynasty, and the humiliation of Xuanzong was also the humiliation of the Tang Dynasty. The good family still has two brushes in An Lushan, although Er Li is quite powerful, but he can't withstand A Lushan's several violent flattenings, so he was beaten away.

The Khitan and Xi tribes were finally pacified, and the dignity of the Tang Empire was maintained. Xuanzong highly praised An Lushan in the commendation order: "The Khitan is virtuous, harboring evil intentions, but he can carry the other side of the plan, the fruit is handsome, the wind and dust are quiet, and the side is in the bottom of the world." Don't show special grace, who will show off your achievements. ”

Xuanzong's reward made An Lushan forget why, he mobilized more than 100,000 soldiers and horses in Youzhou, Yunzhong, Pinglu, Hedong and other places, and used Xi people as guides to attack the Khitan, intending to completely eradicate this scourge. The Khitan was originally convinced, but as soon as he saw An Lushan's posture, he became angry. The decisive battle was launched, and at the critical moment, the Xi people defected, and An Lushan suffered a big defeat, killing and wounding thousands of soldiers and horses.

After this battle, An Lushan and Liangbo formed a relationship, and the two sides attacked each other. It's a pity that An Lushan didn't settle the Khitan in the end, but the Khitan continued to grow and develop in the arduous military struggle, and finally became a big problem for the Five Dynasties and the Northern Song Dynasty.

Tang Xuanzong ordered Gao Lishi to make a private appointment with An Lushan, which was the first time Gao Lishi met An Lushan. According to the court etiquette of the Tang Dynasty, whether it was a formal or informal occasion, the courtiers had to salute the monarch, and if the prince happened to be there, they should also salute him. Xuanzong also brought the crown prince Li Heng here, and several close ministers saluted Xuanzong and the crown prince Li Heng in order according to their official rank and seniority.

When Gao Lishi saw An Lushan, he was very surprised, An Lushan turned out to be Qin Shi Huang, but he was fat, but he didn't expect Qin Shi Huang and Yuzi to come to the Tang Dynasty, both of them were fat, maybe the nutrition of Tang Dynasty food is really good. An Lushan was also very surprised when he saw Gao Lishi, Xu Fu turned out to be Gao Lishi, and he was also a eunuch. In front of Xuanzong, the two of them only forbearance did not dare to attack. But An Lushan thought to himself: It's really good, and he asked him to find Xu Fu, the elixir of immortality, and it turned out that Xu Fu was Gao Lishi.

An Lushan patted Gao Lishi on the shoulder: "My lovely Gao Lishi has turned into a lovely eunuch, how can you follow the beautiful knot?"

"You ......" Gao Lishi's heart was itching with hatred.

After everyone finished giving the salute, when it was An Lushan's turn, something went wrong. I saw that after he knelt down to Xuanzong three times and kowtowed nine times, he stood aside with a big grin, ignoring the crown prince Li Heng at all. It didn't matter if he stood here, the atmosphere in this room was not right, the whole audience was solemn, so quiet that even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard. Everyone was stunned by the scene in front of them, this An Lushan is simply a thunderous star.

Xuanzong was also confused, and it was the first time he had encountered such an unexpected situation since he came out of his mother's womb. This An Lushan is really not amazing, what other ministers do, you can do it, but you are going to perform such a play, and then look at the crown prince Li Heng on the side, his face has already been covered with a thick layer of frost.

The ministers have different mentalities, of course there are people who gloat, they think: It's terrible to be uneducated, this stupid fool, this is a troublemaker, is it over, is it over? Some people are worried about An Lushan; it's over, it's over, it's over, such a rude act, Your Majesty can completely cure you of a crime of disrespect.

Although An Lushan is the incarnation of Gao Lishi's sworn enemy Qin Shi Huang, after all, Gao Lishi is the brother of Tang Xuanzong, so he can't let Xuanzong fall into such an embarrassing scene, right? Gao Lishi quietly walked to An Lushan's side, he thought that An Lushan didn't know who this young man next to the emperor was. He carefully reminded An Lushan: "This person is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince today, hurry up and bow down!"

Although Colliers was whispering and whispering, it was too quiet in the room at that time, and this sentence still clearly reached everyone's ears. Everyone pretended not to hear, and waited for An Lushan to quickly remedy himself so as to end the current embarrassing situation.

"Okay, don't be stupid, Colliers has told you who that young man is, hurry up and worship. Everyone muttered silently in their hearts.

I saw An Lushan looking at everyone left and right, with a look of wanting to speak and stopping on his face. Everyone was already in a hurry: "You guy, what are you doing here? ”

Finally, An Lushan grinned and said, "Dare to ask Your Majesty, what is the official position of the crown prince?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was thundered to death on the spot. I thought that this guy didn't know that the young man next to the emperor was the crown prince, but he was even more wrong, and he actually asked through the ages: "What kind of thing is the crown prince?"

"An Lushan, are you really stupid or fake stupid?" It stands to reason that it should be a fake stupidity, there are people in this world who don't know what the prince does, this is really ridiculous;

Anyway, everyone in the audience laughed anyway. Xuanzong was raising a glass and drinking at the time, and when he heard this, he choked fiercely, and the sweet wine sprayed on the table. He coughed vigorously and laughed so loudly that tears came out of his eyes. Everyone in the audience, both men and women, laughed together, some laughed and turned their backs, and some laughed so much that their stomachs cramped. Since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, there has never been such an unstructured system in the palace.

Looking at An Lushan again, there were still two faint patches of blush on his dark face, a cute appearance of ignorance and ignorance, and he scratched his head with his hands from time to time, and smirked vigorously. After a long time, Xuanzong stroked his slightly aching stomach, pointed at Li Heng and said to An Lushan: "He is the prince, and after a hundred years, he should take my place." ”

An Lushan looked suddenly enlightened, hurriedly bowed his head, and said in fear: "Weichen deserves to die, he only pretends to be His Majesty in his heart, but he doesn't know what kind of character the prince is, and the real crime deserves death." ”

As soon as he said this, Xuanzong, who had just held back his laughter, laughed wildly again, this An Lushan is really too stupid. An Lushan saw that everyone was laughing again, and he scratched his head and smirked embarrassedly. However, in his heart, there was another voice smiling fiercely: "Hehe, the effect has been achieved, I am really too talented." ”

Only Gao Lishi knows the details of An Lushan best, An Lushan is the incarnation of Qin Shi Huang, how could he be so stupid that he can't even figure out what the prince is?

Yes, this is a bureau, a well-designed bureau. From the very beginning, he planned it, not to fool everyone, but to slap Xuanzong's dragon fart fiercely. In his life, he has slapped a lot of butts, but those are all horse butts, only this one, and only this one is a dragon's ass. Because the benefits brought by filming this dragon fart well are far greater than the sum of the benefits brought by all the previous sycophants.

The reason why he dared to make dangerous moves and openly pretend to be stupid to curry favor was because he had already eaten Xuanzong through the person, and Tang Xuanzong, who was determined to be very happy, would definitely eat him, and the facts confirmed this.

It can be seen that the saying that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked is too reasonable. If Xuanzong was not a self-righteous person who was happy with his achievements, with An Lushan's shrewdness, he would not risk killing his head to do such a burlesque show.

Perhaps, the occurrence of the Anshi Rebellion was doomed from this moment......