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A wide range of network resources is an important guarantee for the success of a person's career, in terms of engaging in relationships and pulling favors, An Lushan can be said to be the best public relations in that era. To put it bluntly, An Lushan is a guy who is extremely good at slapping horses.

This kind of ability that is despised by upright men and gentlemen but is extremely lethal has a better name, called the art of communication. A very important reason why this kind of performance art can be popular is that it grasps the weakness of human nature, has strong practicality and operability, and the clinical effect is quite obvious.

An Lushan is the master of this way, whoever is beneficial to the development of his career, he will be the public. As a high-ranking official of the Tang Empire, An Lushan had to curry favor with Tang Xuanzong, the boss of the empire. But it is not enough to please him alone, could it be that there is a person with more power than the emperor of the current dynasty? On the surface, it seems that there is indeed none. However, from a practical point of view, there are still people who can exert decisive influence on Xuanzong.

Who is such a person? Of course, it is Yang Guifei, the pillow man of Tang Xuanzong.

When it comes to this Yang Guifei, everyone really knows it, this is known as the first stunning beauty of the Tang Dynasty and Xi Shi in the Spring and Autumn Period, Wang Zhaojun in the Western Han Dynasty and Diao Chan in the Eastern Han Dynasty form a lineup of the most luxurious and well-known four beauties in history.

These four peerless and alluring electric eye beauties are unique in ancient and modern times with the four magical skills of sinking fish, falling geese, closing the moon, and embarrassing flowers. These miracles are said to be miraculous and powerful, and they are extremely powerful to hit the self-esteem of fish, geese, the moon and flowers.

Yang Guifei obviously took the emotional route, with plump breasts and fat buttocks, a small white meat, both fleshy and cute, and very plump, of course, she couldn't imitate Zhao Feiyan's story, dancing on the palm of Tang Xuanzong, Xuanzong had to be crushed to death. But then again, Yan is thin and fat, you play with your skinny, I play with my flesh, although the routes are different, but the ultimate goal is the same, to kill those stinky men.

During Yang Yuhuan's life in Luoyang with her uncle, because she was so beautiful and her family background was not bad, she became best friends with Tang Xuanzong's daughter Princess Xianyang. At an unexpected opportunity, Yang Yuhuan met his best friend's brother Shouwang Li Mao, and the two met eye contact at that time. The girl Yang Yuhuan married Xuanzong's son Shouwang Li Mao, at that time, Shouwang Li Mao was elected as the heir of the empire The call was very high, and Yang Yuhuan was really lucky to be able to marry such a wishful Langjun.

After the death of the most favored Concubine Wu Hui, Xuanzong was heartbroken, ignored the government and politics, and languished all day long. One day, Xuanzong, who was depressed and lonely, was strolling in the palace when he suddenly heard bursts of laughter like silver bells. Xuanzong searched for the sound, and finally saw a plump sweet girl swinging there in the garden of the palace. Xuanzong took a closer look, and gasped at that time, this is still a human being, this is obviously a heavenly maiden.

This was the first time Tang Xuanzong saw his daughter-in-law, and Yang Yuhuan had been married to King Shou for five years. Tang Xuanzong, the old goat, was moved at that time, and Xuanzong actually robbed his son's wife to be his wife for his own selfish desires.

This Yang Yuhuan is also a charming woman, Xuanzong was hooked by her is confused, she is really afraid of falling in her hand, she is afraid of melting in her mouth, she obeys her words, and she is very distressed. Yang Guifei likes to eat Lingnan's lychees, Chang'an is located in the north, Lingnan is far away in the south, and the two places are thousands of miles apart. But in order to satisfy the wishes of the beauties, the absurd Xuanzong actually came up with such a method, through the post station, and quickly transported lychees from Lingnan to Chang'an one station after another.

After Yang Yuhuan became a woman of Xuanzong, her father Yang Xuanyan was posthumously awarded the secretary of the military department, her mother Li was named the lady of Longxi County, and her uncle Xuanqi was promoted to Guangluqing, and her cousin Yang Cheng was promoted to the young eunuch in the palace, and her cousin Yang Qi was promoted to the captain of the horse, the eldest sister was named Mrs. Korea, the second sister was named Mrs. Qiuguo, and the third sister was named Mrs. Qin, as for the cunning and sinister lobby brother Yang Guozhong is even more than 40 positions, and the power is tilted towards the government and the opposition.

Yang Guifei's family is overwhelming and squanders at will, and there are 700 craftsmen in the palace who are specially designed to weave brocade embroidery for the Guifei Academy, and the three sisters of Yang Guifei have millions of fat powder every year. The five brothers and sisters of the Yang family, the first cave is opened, the official is arrogated, the chariots and horses are servant, the Jingyi shines, and the prime minister is praised, and each hall is constructed, and it costs tens of millions.

Men, for beautiful women usually naturally have some ideas, although sometimes limited to all aspects of the conditions, may not be able to kiss Fangze, hug the beauty, but the body can not reach, the heart yearning for the mentality is generally coexisting, although you can't get it, it's always okay to take a look.

An Lushan also had this idea, he had long heard that Emperor Xuanzong had a stunning concubine named Yang Yuhuan. So every time he entered Beijing, he had a strong expectation, eager to see Yang Yuhuan on this trip to see if Yang Yuhuan was really as bright and moving as the rumors said.

But as soon as he mentioned this, An Lushan couldn't help but feel a little depressed and annoyed. After entering Beijing several times, he never saw this Yang Guifei, and for this matter, An Lushan didn't know how many times he regretted it. But there was no way around it, he couldn't run to Xuanzong and say, "What about your wife, call it out and let me see it!"

However, this time when he entered Beijing, he finally met the legendary Yang Guifei, of course, it was not he who took the initiative to fight for, but the arrangement given by Xuanzong. Yang Guifei and An Lushan met for the first time, and the two met eye contact.

An Lushan recognized it, it turned out that Yang Guifei was Xu Fu's lover Yuzi The reincarnated woman in this life, although she was fatter, but her appearance An Lushan could not forget. No wonder Gao Lishi wants to become a eunuch, that is, to stay by Yang Guifei's side.

Yang Guifei's beauty is indescribable, An Lushan only glanced at Yang Guifei, and was shocked by the heavens, this woman should only be in the sky, and the world can see it a few times. Yang Guifei has long wanted to see the true face of the great hero An Lushan, and thought that he was a big black man with five big and three thick, and a scruffy beard, but he didn't know that An Lushan was actually a fair-skinned fat man, who looked naïve and cute.

It's almost time to eat. On the one hand, Xuanzong ordered people to hold a banquet in the Qinzheng Palace, and on the other hand, he ordered people to summon the Yang brothers and sisters and Li Linfu and other close ministers. Xuanzong and the concubine were seated upstairs, while Li Linfu and the others could only sit downstairs. To An Lushan's flattery, Xuanzong actually invited him to sit upstairs.

When the wine was half-drunk, Yang Guifei pulled the Yang family's Sanniang to perform for everyone. The four golden flowers of the Yang family, each holding a musical instrument, or singing or playing, the song is more beautiful, and it is a beautiful and extreme scenery. When An Lushan heard this, he couldn't help but itch, and he said to Xuanzong that he was going to dance.

When Xuanzong heard this, he stopped drinking the wine, looked at An Lushan up and down, and almost didn't laugh, because An Lushan was a fat man, and An Lushan actually said that he wanted to dance, and he danced a difficult Hu Xuan dance. This time, Tang Xuanzong didn't trust An Lushan so much, and his eyes flashed with suspicion: "Qing is fat, can he also do Hu Xuan Dance?"

An Lushan replied firmly: "Yes." ”

Hu Xuan Dance is a traditional dance of the Sogdian Department, as the name suggests, it is a dance with rapid rotation as the main movement, and its movements are characterized by spinning like a strong wind and lightning momentum.

An Lushan wants to dance such a dance, with his current weight, such a strenuous exercise as the Hu Xuan Dance is basically asking for hardship. An Lushan himself also knows this, so why does he still dance, because he knows that Xuanzong likes to watch Hu Xuan dance, which is exactly the value of health, and the price of life is higher.

At first, An Lushan's movements were still a little unnatural and sluggish, but gradually he spun faster and faster, as if he was a marquee, and even his nose and eyes could not be seen, and everyone only saw a big belly spinning on the ground. Everyone applauded in unison, it was not easy for such a fat person to transfer to this level.

An Lushan's belly was round and smooth, spinning non-stop, very funny. Xuanzong and the ministers laughed so much that they couldn't even straighten their waists. After about a few hundred turns, An Lushan gradually stopped, panting loudly.

Tang Xuanzong was relatively bad, and deliberately teased An Lushan: "What do you have in your big belly?"

An Lushan wiped the beads of sweat on his head and replied: "If you go back to Your Majesty, there is nothing else but a loyalty to Your Majesty." ”

This answer is so ingenious, An Lushan is too wise. When Xuanzong heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and immediately ordered the brothers and sisters of the Yang family to marry An Lushan as brothers and sisters with different surnames.

After the banquet was dismissed, everyone went home, and only An Lushan stayed alone to serve Xuanzong. The more Xuanzong looked at him, the more he loved him, and couldn't help but say, "Lu'er." ”

A good An Lushan, saying that it was too late and that was fast, rushed to the front of the concubine with a whoosh, and knelt down: "The courtiers wish the mother and concubine a thousand years old!"

It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, it's really ridiculous. Yang Yu is a generation younger than An Lushan, and Yang Guifei is not too much to call An Lushan an uncle.

But Tang Xuanzong didn't care at all, he smiled and said, "Lu'er, your etiquette is wrong. Is there a truth in the world where the mother comes before the father?"

An Lushan has his own reasoning: "We Hu people don't know etiquette, we have always been mother and father, Lu'er forgot the etiquette of the Celestial Empire in a hurry." ”

Xuanzong laughed and said to the concubine: "Just this point, you can see how simple he is." ”

In this way, Xuanzong invisibly became An Lushan's godfather, and the concubine also became An Lushan's godmother. As the godson of the emperor and the concubine? How many people can have such an opportunity? I have to say from the bottom of my heart: "An Lushan, you are really too talented." ”