Bidding farewell to Yin Tianqiu and Liu Piaopiao, Zhou Xing walked to a corner where no one paid attention and quietly asked the system.

"Is the main quest complete?"

"Congratulations to the comedian for completing the main quest, all side quests, and hidden quests. Zhou Xing smiled when he heard this, and felt that the system had never been so cute.

"Alright, now go back to the city!"

"Walk you!"

Accompanied by the system's witty words, Zhou Xing found himself back in the men's toilet in an instant. Thinking back to everything that had happened before, he still felt as if he was in a dream.

The curse that can't survive three episodes is really fierce, and it seems that he is indeed talented. Zhou Xing triumphantly opened the toilet door and hurried home. As for what to do back home, you know!

couldn't wait to open the door, but Yu Xiaohui was not in the living room. Zhou Xing frowned and was displeased, where did this woman go? There is no bedroom!

When he heard a noise in the kitchen, Zhou Xing went over to take a look. I saw that Yu Xiaohui was chopping vegetables, and it seemed that she was ready to cook.

A bright yellow silk pajamas wrapped her slender figure. Her brown hair was soft and smooth, and she tied it back at will. A few strands of hair hung playfully, rubbing against her pretty fair side face from time to time. Probably feeling her hair getting in the way, she tuddles her hair behind her ears from time to time.

This picture of a good wife and mother magically extinguished Zhou Xing's full fire. Zhou Xing leaned against the kitchen door and watched Yu Xiaohui cooking with a smile.

It took a long time for Yu Xiaohui to find Zhou Xing standing behind him. "Are you back? I see that you like spicy food, so I want to make a mountain city hot pot for you to taste. ”

She walked up to Zhou Xing and poked her fingers in his abdomen, "Oh, why is there a hole in the clothes?"

Zhou Xing's gunshot wound happened to be pressed by her, and he grinned in pain. "I just accidentally bumped into it. He casually lied.

"Why is it so swollen?" Yu Xiaohui lifted Zhou Xing's clothes and found that there was a copper coin red and swollen on his abdomen, and his big eyes were full of concern.

"Did you go to some dangerous movie?" Yu Xiaohui was smart and immediately guessed what Zhou Xing had done.

"It's out of the way, just rub some safflower oil. Zhou Xingman pulled down his clothes nonchalantly.

"It's not in the way, it's all swollen like this!" Yu Xiaohui's eyes were misty. Listening to her chatter, Zhou Xing's heart rippled. He hugged Yu Xiaohui, who was rubbing medicine on him, and pushed him down on the sofa in the living room.

"Ah," Yu Xiaohui exclaimed, the bottle of safflower oil fell to the ground, the safflower oil spilled all over the ground, and the spicy smell spread.

"Don't move, it's not painted yet!" Yu Xiaohuiqiao's face blushed slightly, she didn't know what Zhou Xing, a rascal, was going to do.

...

After a long time, Zhou Xing got up with his upper body naked, and he didn't care about washing his body, he took out a pack of soft Chinese, squinted and lit one, and swallowed.

A puff of cigarette inhaled into his lungs, and Zhou Xing felt that he was alive again. It would be exciting if the next comedy was as scary as "The King of Comedy".

He glanced at Yu Xiaohui, who was sleeping heavily on the sofa, and opened the little yellow book. The page of "The King of Comedy" has a few more lines as usual:

[A, the main task: Legally get Yin Tianqiu's beloved "Actor's Self-cultivation" (required question). Status: Complete

B. Side quest: Become a dragon actor. (optional) Status: Completed!

C. Side quest: Join Hong Ye's gang Hong Xing. (Optional) Status: Completed.

D. Side quest: Starring in the drama "Thunderstorm" or "Jingwumen". (Optional) Status: Completed.

E. Hidden Mission: Play as a police informant delivery man. Status: Complete.

The exam world tasks are all completed. The film is shown. The comedian, with his guts and hypocrisy, successfully deceived the protagonist and the Hong Kong Island police, completed all the exam tasks, and classically interpreted what it means to be despicable and shameless. From now on, you can be called a test master!]

This system is damaged enough, Zhou Xing pouted dissatisfiedly.

[The next comedy movie is coming soon.] Comedians can read "Comedy Encyclopedia" to enter the world of comedy of their choice. ]

Zhou Xing turned a new page and found that except for one book title, the others were blank.

"What is the world of self-selected comedy?" The second monk Zhou Xingzhang was confused, he knew every word, but he was blind when he got together. He can only turn to the system.

"The so-called self-selected comedy world is the surprise that the performing arts union will give to comedians after successfully passing the exam world. Comedians can choose their favorite comedy movie, fill in the blank space of the title, and they can cross over!"

The systematic explanation made Zhou Xing overjoyed. Nima, this is the real freestyle!

Which movie should you choose? Zhou Xing touched his chin and thought about it, and hundreds of steps of comedy movies crossed his mind. "Let the Bullets Fly"? No, his marksmanship can only be beaten into a sieve.

No, it's a world ruled by Gao Wu and the underworld, and he's just a crispy guy now, and he won't live for three seconds. "Journey to the West"? is even worse, it is the world of gods and demons, and he can't even find his ashes when he goes to this crispy skin.

Didn't you see that the Zixia Fairy was blown up with a palm? After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't have a clue. Just keep reading!

[Comedy Star Performing Arts Guild Rating: Survived three episodes.] You've taken off your newcomer's hat and joined the ranks of unpopular actors. If you're willing to sell your ass, I believe that within two years, you will become a third-rate comedian. Come on, Sao Nian! In addition, a certain show business guild boss has taken a fancy to your ass, if you have soap ready, please contact him as soon as possible. ]

Sell your sister! Even if I untie this broken system, I won't sell my ass. Zhou Xing couldn't help but jump to his feet and scold.

"I really don't understand what you're struggling with? Isn't it just selling ass? Scientific experiments have proved that human chrysanthemums have strong elasticity, and no matter how rough the big guys are, they won't hurt you. The system pouted, very puzzled.

"It's not a question of whether you're injured or not, okay? You know a hair!" Zhou Xing was so angry by this show that he roared at him.

Yu Xiaohui on the sofa was turned over in her sleep and continued to fall asleep. Zhou Xing glanced at it and felt a little ridiculous. The beauty is right in front of me, and I'm talking to a system about something.

"I don't understand, I don't understand, you understand it, your brain is watt, what are you yelling, disturbing people's dreams!"

Zhou Xing: "..."

As is customary, below is the reward, and he is about to look down. "Husband," Yu Xiaohuijiao called out, it turned out that she was awake.

Zhou Xing could only put down the little yellow book. Yu Xiaohui asked curiously, "Husband, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, it's just a villain book!"

"Oh," Yu Xiaohui didn't delve into. "Husband, I'm hungry, but I don't have the strength in my whole body now, and I can't cook, what should I do?"

Her lazy voice and jade body were horizontal, which made Zhou Xing quite moved. Between eating her or eating a big meal, Zhou Xing chose the latter with difficulty.

"Let's go, I'll take you to a big meal. Zhou Xing patted her on the shoulder.

"Let's have a big meal!" Yu Xiaohui got up from the sofa and walked through the living room to the bedroom to change clothes.

Zhou Xing's eyes widened, this dead woman was not particular at all in front of him now, and she didn't know how to cover the key parts, so she walked around with her body hair all over her body.