"I've changed, let's go?" Yu Xiaohui put on a long skirt under a camisole shirt, stepped on the sky-high feet, and a delicate Hermes bag straddled her waist. What a chick full of amorous feelings. Zhou Xing praised one in his heart.

Yu Xiaohui was embarrassed by Zhou Xing's look, she glanced at Zhou Xing coquettishly, "Are your lips too colorful?" It's not you, the makeup that people painted before you went home was all smeared by you." ”

"Pretty good!" Zhou Xing commented casually. He changed into a T-shirt, a pair of knee-length shorts, and wore a pair of flip-flops and went out.

The place to eat the big meal is a three-Michelin-starred restaurant, Paul Pierre. This is the holy place for high-level white-collar workers in the magic capital.

There were not many people in the restaurant, and the waiters were a little reserved in their enthusiasm, and a stupid pig greeting with a northern Jiangsu accent made Zhou Xing stunned.

The two asked for a window seat, and the menu brought by the waiter made Zhou Xing frown.

Your sister is all in French, so ghosts can understand it. Zhou Xing's English is not good, let alone French. Yu Xiaohui's English is okay, but French is also blind. Zhou Xing closed the menu and thought about it, "Let's have two of the most expensive set meals in your restaurant!"

The waiter didn't say anything and left. "Poof", a shrill laugh came from the next table.

Zhou Xing followed the sound and saw a man with oily hair and gold-wire glasses, who retracted his eyes sneakily. The man with glasses looks like he is in his 30s, talks and behaves, and dresses like a successful person.

"Do you see the two guys next door, Tiffany?" asked the man in gold-wired glasses. He looked back curiously at the woman who was seated, just in time to meet Zhou Xing's eyes. It was an extremely young face, about twenty years old, with a childish look in his eyebrows, but rather coquettish.

"See, what's wrong, Danny?" asked the woman named Tiffany, curious.

"It's just two soil buns, I can't understand the menu, and I don't know how to pretend to understand. also pretended to be forced to ask for the most expensive package. Do you know how much the most expensive package is?" Danny said triumphantly, "12800, excluding service charge." There is also a 15% service charge. Danny's voice is very loud, obviously to stimulate Zhou Xing.

Danny thought that Zhou Xing would jump up in surprise, but unfortunately he didn't. The latter just frowned. I've heard a lot of pretending to be a crime in this restaurant, but I didn't expect to run into one.

The man with the gold wire glasses looks like a supervisor, and the woman may be an intern. The supervisor brought his subordinates of the opposite sex to eat here, and the motive is worth scrutinizing.

"Huh?" Tiffany covered her mouth, feeling incredulous. One meal is two months' salary?!!

He loves to show his interns the world, and every time these beautiful little girls show their amazing, incredible, and adoring eyes, he is extremely satisfied. This kind of pretending to be cool is really indescribable.

"Why am I lying to you? Take the sauce and pasta we ordered today, it is also very expensive, and the service fee is close to 500 yuan. I think the whole restaurant is the most delicious pasta. ”

"How?" Tiffany's curious look made Danny's pride satisfy again.

"First of all, the master of kneading noodles is not an ordinary person, he is a doctor of philosophy from an Ivy League university in the United States, and he is tired of learning and teaches himself Western food. Taste it, does this noodle have a philosophical flavor in it?"

Tiffany rolls up a slim stick with a fork and carefully feeds it into the little mouth. It turned out to be the breath of philosophy, I thought the noodles were a little rancid? Tiffany stuck out her tongue, thinking that she was an eye-opener.

Danny continued, "For each dough, the Doctor of Philosophy has to knead it for two hours, no more than one minute, no less, and if there is more or less, it will never be served to the guests. This gives the noodles a little more strength. ”

Tiffany opens her mouth into an O-shape and rubs it for two hours, so it's no wonder that this ordinary-looking pasta makes its way into a high-end restaurant.

"The raw materials of the noodles are also very special, produced in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau at 35 degrees north latitude and 90 degrees east longitude. He always feels that Zhou Xing's female companion is like a white lily?

When he was about to explain the origin of the shrimp juice for mixed noodles, Zhou Xing had already left his seat and walked over. It's okay to scold yourself for being a turtle, and you still fool the little beauty, which is unbearable!

"Your name is Danny, right?" Zhou Xing asked lightly as he walked over to the table between them.

"I am, who are you?"

"Waiter," Zhou Xing snapped his fingers, and a waiter walked over. "This noodle of yours is kneaded by a doctor of philosophy, isn't it?"

The waiter nodded yes, "The chef is indeed a Ph.D. graduate of Duke University. Danny was delighted by the waiter's exact reply. This dirt bun, dare to question yourself, look at being slapped in the face, right?

"Kneaded for two hours?"

"Yes, I kneaded each dough for two hours. ”

Poof, Danny laughed again. This soil bun will not die if it is not in the heart of the Yellow River. Your face is swollen, right?

"It's all stinky, do you smell it?" Zhou Xing picked up Tiffany's face and handed it to the waiter.

Tiffany opened her mouth to scream, but Danny pulled her back. He playfully admired Zhou Xing's ugliness. This is a necessary teaching for every soil bun to come to the magic capital.

"No way, sir!" replied the waiter. Danny also said strangely, "This gentleman may be used to living in the countryside and not used to French food, so he thinks this taste is rancid." ”

Danny reprimanded the waiter, "Isn't your restaurant always particular about dining etiquette, how can someone wear slippers and shorts to enter casually?"

Tiffany glanced at Zhou Xing's flip-flops and bigfoot beans, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile. Dining in such a high-end French restaurant, Zhou Xing's dress is really not very serious.

"Damn, I can't taste it if it's rancid or not?" What kind of clothes you wear has something to do with where you eat? Lao Tzu has money and can afford to eat, so what if he comes to eat naked?

At this moment, a manager-like man ran out sweating profusely, nodded and apologized, "I'm sorry, this gentleman." Our Executive Chef, Dr. Pierre, has a taste disorder today, resulting in your noodles tasting a little weird. We'll get you a new one right away. ”

Danny's face changed dramatically when he heard this. Damn, Lao Tzu always thought that this taste was a philosophical taste, but I didn't expect it to be rancid. This is secondary, the key is to be slapped in the face by this dirt bun, I really can't bear it.

He shouted angrily, "I'm a regular customer of your restaurant, how do you do it in your restaurant, give your guests bad food?" and the restaurant manager apologized again.

"Okay, let's get another copy for this young lady. Zhou Xing pointed at Tiffany and shook his head, not wanting to pursue anything.

"If you want to pick up girls, be troublesome and generous. Don't fool people with any philosophy. This young lady named Tiffany is so cute, you just want to invite someone to eat the cheapest pasta?

Zhou Xing's look of contempt was beyond words. His words were extremely vulgar, Tiffany had just debuted, where was his opponent, he couldn't help blushing and bowing his head to cover his face.

Danny saw that the intern he was about to get soaked in was going to be stirred up, and he didn't care about any etiquette, he pointed at Zhou Xing and trembled angrily, "You nonsense!"

The restaurant manager and the waiter looked at each other, the two of them were tearing the restaurant together just now, why did they tear each other up all of a sudden?

"Is it nonsense, you know it in your heart, see that my table is not there? Pick up a girl to eat for tens of thousands of dollars at a time, and you will have 500 yuan. Even if this young lady goes out to sell, it will start at least two thousand, right?" the intern's head was almost under the table.

The man in the gold-wired glasses was already furious. Will the manager of my top 500 foreign company have no money? When he saw the Armani logo on Zhou Xing's clothes, he was a little surprised.

Zhou Xing snapped his fingers, grabbed a handful of old man's head and threw it on the waiter's plate, as a tip for the waiter.

"Please give this young lady a black truffle and put it on my account!"

The waiter bowed to him and left. The restaurant manager drifted away. Zhou Xing leaned on Danny's dining table and said to Tiffany, "Tiffany, right? remember my brother's words, just brag and don't spend money, that man must just want to play with you!"

"You're farting!" Danny stood up and pointed at Zhou Xingzhi. If it weren't for the fact that he was tall and big, he would have to do it. Zhou Xing snorted contemptuously and walked back to his seat.

Tiffany's sister-in-law Liang raised her head at this time, "Manager, I'm sorry, I'm a little uncomfortable, let's go first!"

Just now I was affectionately called Danny, and now I am called the manager. Danny's heart was cold. This Nima's good little cabbage was yellowed by this dirt bun. Danny glanced at Zhou Xing resentfully, and then chased after Tiffany's ass.

Zhou Xing played the pretending criminal, but the backyard caught fire.

"You won't take a fancy to other people's sister-in-law, will you?" asked Yu Xiaohui with a frown.

Zhou Xing's face sank, and he was jealous of this little? He didn't bother to explain, he drank and ate. Yu Xiaohui was even more displeased, and she didn't say a word to him again.

"Sir, the young lady is gone, can the black truffle be brought to this table for you?" asked the waiter.

Zhou Xing nodded, Yu Xiaohui was stabbed again, and snorted dissatisfiedly in his nose. This meal was awkward because of Yu Xiaohui, and Zhou Xing ate the same as chewing wax.

When she got home, Yu Xiaohui hid in the bedroom, and Zhou Xing was too lazy to get used to her problems, so he took care of the little yellow book by himself.

I haven't checked the gift from the system yet! Sure enough, there are still a few lines on the page of "The King of Comedy".

[The show business union gave you a gift, do you accept it?]

Be!

[Please choose one of the following gifts: A. Yin Tianqiu's comedy acting, B. Du Juan'er's action movie acting, C. Seventh Uncle's English proficiency, D. Hong Ye's speech ability, E. Liu Piaopiao's bed kung fu]

The reward for this issue is really spicy chicken!