Damn, no!

Lao Tzu died nine times in the world of "The King of Comedy", and the reward was so rubbish?

The AB options are all performances, which are helpful for traveling through the world of cinema. After all, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and good acting skills can live a long time.

Hong Ye's speech skills come with an aura, and Zhou Xing doesn't know what he's talking about. Uncle Seven's English level, Zhou Xingzhi almost spurted blood when he saw it, is it okay for Uncle Seven to have Alzheimer's?

The most fucked up thing is option E, such a shameful reward, Zhou Xing can't even open his mouth to ask for it. Besides, what are women's bed skills going to do?

After continuing to watch, Zhou Xing almost vomited blood and died. The text below reads, "You've gotten Liu Piaopiao's kung fu in bed." ”

When did Lao Tzu choose? Suddenly thinking of something, Zhou Xing's face changed. "System, is the system dead?"

"No, what's the matter?" replied the system feebly.

"Is this a good thing you did?" Zhou Xing asked, pointing to the system reward.

"Oh, that's right, when you and Yu Xiaohui forgot to mate, the system reluctantly made a wise decision for you. You really don't need to thank the system, this is what I should do!"

The system said that Lao Tzu was not arrogant, so he just lowered his head to see if the red scarf on his chest was more colorful.

"Thank you, sister, who let you make your own decisions?" Zhou Xing was angry, "Moreover, please choose something useful!"

"Liu Piaopiao has read countless people, her kung fu in bed is first-class, and you like mating so much, this option should suit your appetite, right?" The system thought that it had seen through Zhou Xing's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys.

"Can you still change it?"

"Can't!" he found that there were still words underneath, and he didn't bother to bother with the pit master's system, so he continued to read.

[Complete side quest B. Become a dragon actor and reward mastery of comedy acting!]

That's pretty much it. Read on.

[Complete Side Mission C: Join Hong Ye's gang Hong Xing and get the skill of collecting protection money!]

Zhou Xing rolled his eyes, this thing has eggs. He doesn't plan to mix in the underworld. Look further down.

[Complete side quest D: Appear in the drama "Thunderstorm" or "Jingwumen", and get the cheats of Jingwumen Chen Zhen's "Tan Legs" (elementary)!]

Damn, I've found a treasure! There are even martial arts cheats?

"This gift is really good, and it's not a problem to practice it well to pick out ten. Acting unions rarely send cheats, count you out shit luck!" the system sighed.

"Just one to ten?" Zhou Xing was a little disappointed.

"Basic cheats, big brother, do you still want to be ten thousand enemies?"

"Oh, how do you use it?"

"It's very simple, just give the command to use it!"

"Use!" In the blink of an eye, a golden villain book appeared in Zhou Xing's palm. The villain book is faintly visible on the "Tan Leg" two small letters. This thing looks a lot like a book of experience in the game, huh?

"Eat!" the system prompted.

Zhou Xing opened his mouth and swallowed without hesitation. The skill book melted in his mouth, and after a few moments, an indescribable sourness spread from his bone marrow throughout his body. Refreshing!

He stretched and stretched, his bones and joints crackling. Not to mention that the strength of the whole body has increased a lot, and the coordination and flexibility of the limbs have made a qualitative leap.

The lower plate is very calm and rock-solid. Touching the muscles in his calves, he felt solid.

Zhou Xing played a few difficult kicking movements in the living room, and faintly comprehended the essence of Tan's legs that "hands are two doors, and they all rely on their legs to beat people".

"I'll fight, I'll fight!" Zhou Xing screamed. played a few handsome, and was swept away by the depression of the system's spoof. "How's it going, brother, right?" Zhou Xing said stinky fart.

"Tan leg junior players also dare to shake handsome in front of me, do the Tan leg masters in "Kung Fu" know that they all knelt in front of me and sang conquest back then. You're far worse than him!"

The system poured a scoop of ice water, and Zhou Xing suddenly felt bored. Gotcha, the system is an old monster, well-informed, let's keep reading!]

[Trigger the Hidden Story Mission, which rewards the Hong Kong Island Police with a standard gun - a short-barreled point 38 revolver and 6 bullets.] '

[Complete Hidden Mission E: Play as a police informant and reward a chance to atone.] ]

Obediently, pistols are forbidden items in the real world, and if you catch them, you will be imprisoned. However, there is a comedy space to store, and Zhou Xing has a lot less worries.

He took out his revolver, withdrew the bullet, and played with it for a while. This gun is not heavy, it is only two pounds.

It is said that the revolver has been a classic configuration of the Hong Kong Island Police for 160 years, and it has the advantages of not jamming, small and compact, and easy to carry. Zhou Xing pulled the trigger and heard a crisp click, and then carefully looked at the bullet nest, and then he couldn't put it down and put it into the comedy space.

"System, what's this chance of atonement?"

"The opportunity to atone for sin, also known as the forgiveness card. Comedians who commit crimes in any world can use the exoneration card to obtain a pardon from the government. ”

"Whatever sins can be forgiven?"

"Of course. ”

"It's developed!" Zhou Xing jumped three feet high, isn't this a gold medal for avoiding death!

With Tan legs, an exculpation card and a police pistol as the backing, Zhou Xing decided to get back the field he lost in "Hot Pot Hero".

The exam space may seem dangerous, but the rewards are also huge. Zhou Xing didn't expect that in addition to the above rewards, the acting union also gave him a big gift package!

[Congratulations to the comedian for completing all the task levels, and the Performing Arts Guild will give you an extra gift in view of your perfect completion of all exam tasks, will you accept it?]

There are no exceptions, and the system has chosen for Zhou Xing again.

[You get 12 hours of access to Liu Piaopiao and Cuckoo.] ]

The right to use the beauty? Damn, Zhou Xing vaguely guessed something. His heart was beating wildly, the show business would be so evil? I love it!

Seeing the following prompt again, a hundred African rhinoceros ran wildly in Zhou Xing's heart.

[The right to use Liu Piaopiao and Du Juan (only 5 minutes left!)]

"System, die, I'm going to kill you!" Zhou Xing let out a miserable scream.

"Don't ask me, the rewards for side quests are set by the entertainment industry, so I don't have to choose!"

"I'm not talking about side quests, what's going on with the one minute left for the beauty to use it?"

Zhou Xing was furious, the bells of the two beauties had gone to 99.99%, and they could have had ten big health cares, but now one time is not enough. It's a terrible thing!

"This... Well... The system is worried that you will miss out on the reward, so during your mating, it will accept the gift for you... I guess I will count the time from that time. "The system is also uncertain.

"Don't you accept that the countdown will begin?"

"Probably not!"

"I bought a watch last year!" Zhou Xing roared.

System black question mark face.

Looking down at the little yellow book, there are only less than 4 minutes left for the two beauties to use it.

Xie Te, you have to speed up! Zhou Xing didn't even say hello, and hurriedly went out. He lives on the twentieth floor, and the broken elevator is also in the way, and he didn't come up for two minutes.

Look at the little yellow book, there are less than two minutes left. Looks like we're going to have to fight a field battle in the stairwell. Liu Piaopiao came out to sell, and Du Juan'er's face shape is not Zhou Xing's dish, but occasionally he flies a handful, and it is still wide.

He gave the order to use it, and Liu Piaopiao and Du Juan appeared in front of him out of thin air.