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"Hooligans. Ding Li frowned, "Why is this name so dirty." ”

"Teacher Ding, you have a hearing problem. ”

"I've always had good hearing. ”

"After a long time together, I can't even understand my name is Liu Xiang, or can't I understand anything?"

Laughter could be heard from below.

Ding Li laughed and said, "Just kidding, this is my partner Liu Xiang and Teacher Liu." ”

Liu Xiang, "That's right, it's not easy." ”

Ding Li, "I have a good relationship with Teacher Liu, and when I come here to talk about cross talk, it is also Teacher Liu who takes me, and I have a good relationship with Teacher Liu, how good is it? His friend is my friend, his brother is my brother, and his parents are my parents." ”

"We have a relationship. Liu Xiang said: "It's a very iron kind of friendship." ”

Ding Li suddenly said: "Just because the two of us are good enough to wear a pair of pants, his girlfriend is my girlfriend!"

The female judge sitting in the middle almost squirted, but the audience didn't have as many ideas as the judges, so they laughed directly.

Inside the backstage lounge.

Ding Xiaofeng and Li Xiaoyun also frowned, there was a TV in their lounge, and they could see all the situations at the live broadcast site.

No matter from the reaction of the audience or the expressions on the faces of the judges on the spot, both of them had a bad feeling in their hearts.

No wonder they feel this way, in the three-minute opening remarks, Ding Li and Liu Xiang's performance shocked everyone and caught people off guard.

"Senior brother, it looks like it's a little troublesome. "Ding Xiaofeng started later than Li Xiaoyun, so according to the rules of the Hu family's class, he called Li Xiaoyun his senior brother.

Li Xiaoyun was expressionless, thought for a while, and comforted: "What are you afraid of, we are the cross talk actors ranked first in the questionnaire, and this time the champion can only be ours, and when the time comes, we will just play normally as we usually rehearse." ”

"Okay, senior brother. Ding Xiaofeng replied, "But I'm still a little worried." ”

"Don't worry, the master has already arranged it. ”

When the two were discussing, Ding Li and Liu Xiang on the TV had already conducted a third of the cross talk.

They also threw out the name of this cross talk, "Ideal"!

Ding Li on the stage said: "Each of us has our own ideals, and from a very young age, ideals have been rooted in our hearts. ”

"I don't agree with that, when we are very young, what ideals can we have?" Liu Xiang retorted.

"Don't pee your pants. Ding Li said four words lightly.

The audience was in an uproar, everyone who should have laughed laughed, and everyone who shouldn't laughed laughed.

"Hahaha......!"

There are even female viewers who disregard their image, patting their thighs and laughing, "Funny me, hahaha." ”

"If you don't pee your pants, it's an ideal, and that?" Liu Xiang nodded and said.

"When I went to kindergarten, my ideals changed again. Ding Li waved his hand and said: "Under the education of the teachers, my ideal has changed from not peeing my pants to being a writer. ”

"Writer, this ideal is good. ”

"But do you know what our Teacher Liu's ideal is?" Ding Li pulled the topic to Liu Xiang, "Our Teacher Liu's ideal is very simple, that is, he wants to be a corrupt official. ”

Liu Xiang stared at Ding Li speechlessly, "Your ideal is to be a writer, and my ideal is to be a corrupt official?"

After Mr. Liu finished talking about his ideals, the teacher was not happy, he taught, Liu Xiang, how can your ideal be to become a corrupt official, you have to learn from Ding Li and become a writer. ”

"Teacher Ding, I found that you are really thick-skinned. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li, "In just such a while, I have already praised myself five times." ”

Applause rang out.

"That's my strength, too. Ding Li said with a smile: "When I got to elementary school, our ideals changed again, and my ideal changed from being a writer to being a soldier who defended the country." ”

"Hello warriors, there is a song dedicated to them. Liu Xiang on the side said: "I'll learn from everyone." ”

After that, he sang, "Ah, warrior, you are serving the country on the frontier, you are ......." ”

"Everyone, have you seen it, this is our teacher Liu's ideal in elementary school, to be a singer. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang who was singing, "It's just that his voice is a little bad, others sing, asking for money!

The audience burst into applause again.

"When I was in middle school, our ideals changed again, and my ideal was no longer to be a soldier to defend the country, but to be a scientist and contribute to the construction of the motherland. Similarly, our teacher Liu, his ideal has also changed from a singer to a little girl at the same table, so good-looking, when will she marry back. ”

"It's my early love. Liu Xiang retorted loudly.

The audience under the stage suddenly burst into laughter.

"When I got to high school, my dream changed again, and my dream was to become an athlete and bring glory to the country. ”

Liu Xiang continued: "Winning glory for the country on the field is a good ideal. ”

"Our teacher Liu's ideals, say it, you don't believe it. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang next to him and shook his hand, "Teacher Liu's dream in high school is very simple, that is, when can I go out from here and get free." ”

Liu Xiang hurriedly interrupted Ding Li's speech, "Teacher Ding, wait a minute, my dream in high school was to get out of here and be free? ”

"Teacher Liu, look at your uneducated appearance. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang with a look of disgust, "I'm really ashamed to be with you." ”

"Explain this matter to me clearly, otherwise the friendship will be ruined. Liu Xiang said hurriedly.

Ding Li, "Everyone knows that high school is the most important thing, so some people call it a cage ......." ”

Liu Xiang said to the audience: "Co-authoring such a freedom." ”

Ding Li pouted, "When I went to college, my ideals were different, my ideal was to graduate from college and find a good job." ”

After speaking, Liu Xiang, who had been next to him, said, "Mr. Liu's ideal is different from mine, to be an entrepreneur." ”

"Industry rejuvenates the country. Liu Xiang said: "It's good to be an entrepreneur. ”

The audience laughed again!

"Within two days, our ideals changed again, this time a little more practical. Ding Li cleared his throat and said slowly: "That's when you can stand on the cross talk stage and listen to free cross talk without money." ”

"Teacher Ding, why are you still thinking about this? Liu Xiang yelled at Ding Li.

At the same time, on the live broadcast network, many netizens are crazy and seem to be leaving messages.

"Hahaha...... , Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk, it's so funny, it's so funny, my stomach is laughing. ”

"This time, I think there is a good chance that 9 out of 10 will be Ding Li and Liu Xiang. ”

"Upstairs is right, top. ”