Soon, the host on the stage announced, "Please invite the next group of contestants, they are the new Ding Li and Liu Xiang!"

At the scene, thunderous applause suddenly rang out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This scene made Li Xiaoyun, Ding Xiaofeng, and many participating cross talk actors and on-site judges stunned.

None of them are deaf, and they can feel the audience's recognition of Ding Li and Liu Xiang from this thunderous applause.

The on-site choreographer made a gesture and began to record.

Ding Li on the stage saw it, smiled slightly, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Hello everyone." ”

"Hello, audience. Liu Xiang continued.

Ding Li said: "Next, the two of us will tell you this cross talk." ”

"Yes, it's our place. Liu Xiang smiled.

When many people saw this, they put the stone of their hearts on the ground.

Not for anything else, the main reason is that this opening sentence is too ordinary, and among the 100 cross talks, 99 of them open like this.

As a result, the audience has a sense of fatigue.

Ding Li didn't say the next line, but coughed three times.

Liu Xiang, who was on the side, suddenly interjected: "Teacher Ding, what's wrong? Do you have a cold, or are you nervous?

Ding Li still didn't speak, but coughed, this time the coughing sound was longer, several times.

Liu Xiang pushed him and scolded with a smile: "What are you doing? ”

Ding Li waved his hand and said, "I can't say it." ”

"Why can't I say it? Liu Xiang said casually.

"Because I forgot the words, I can't say it. After Ding Li finished speaking, he pointed to the audience below, "You can all go home." ”

This is the first burden of this cross talk, and it jumped out unexpectedly, and everyone was immediately shocked.

"Wait a minute, how can we forget the words? Before we came on stage, didn't we read the script?" Liu Xiang made a straight face, "How can you forget the words all of a sudden?"

"That's because our stage is so beautiful, our female judges are even more beautiful, the male judges are also handsome, and the audience at the scene is also very wealthy, I heard that the worst one is also more than one million. Ding Li looked around at the crowd at the scene and slapped everyone's ass.

There was a round of applause.

This time, many people slapped their hands red.

"What a place this is. Liu Xiang pointed to the stage and asked.

"Stage. Ding Li replied with two words.

"What stage?"

"Shenhai TV's cross talk dominates the stage of the program group. ”

"Since it's the stage of Shenhai TV's cross talk competition program group, don't we come up to talk about cross talk, like talk?" Liu Xiang asked rhetorically.

"Like words. As soon as Ding Li finished speaking, the audience was stunned, they didn't expect that Ding Li would answer Liu Xiang's question like this, in their hearts, Ding Li should have said something wrong, but the result was the opposite of what they thought in their hearts.

Suddenly, the curiosity of the audience was aroused, and they wanted to know how Ding Li would end.

Ding Li on the stage pulled a big long tone, "It's impossible." ”

"Yes. Liu Xiang said a right word, "So we should say cross talk." ”

"What should I do if I forgot the key word?" Ding Li asked Liu Xiang.

"As we always do. Liu Xiang reminded Ding Li.

"Like we usually do, there is no script to talk nonsense?" Ding Li said suddenly realized, and then pointed to the audience, "Don't go home either, our cross talk will start immediately." ”

The audience laughed.

Liu Xiang began to use his fists, constantly smashing his forehead.

"Teacher Liu, are you sick?"

"No, I'm fine. "Very good two words, Liu Xiang shouted out.

"And how do you hit your own forehead with your fist?"

"I'm by you. ”

The audience is laughing.

"Oops. Ding Li slapped his thigh with his hand and said loudly: "I remembered the lines." ”

"Remembered?"

"I remembered. Ding Li replied affirmatively.

"Won't you forget?"

"Poof. The audience knelt.

"I have a good memory. Ding Li patted his chest and reassured.

"Last time, I didn't know who dragged the third uncle at the train station for three months. ”

Applause rang out instantly.

"Friends from the audience, I just made a little joke with you, and I am fortunate to be on the stage of cross talk competition today, and I am very happy in my heart. Some of the audience friends present may not know me, so it is necessary to introduce myself briefly, I am a young sketch actor, my name is Ding Li. ”

Liu Xiang pushed Ding Li, "Sketch actor, running on the cross talk stage, are you here to smash the scene?"

"I made a mistake, do it all over again. Ding Li coughed lightly, "I am a young cross talk actor, my name is Ding Li." ”

After speaking, he pointed his finger at himself and praised him shamelessly, "I have only one advantage as a person, and that is that there are no shortcomings." ”

"Can you still have a face?" Liu Xiang said.

"Can't we tell the truth?" Ding Li pretended to be very innocent and said, "Isn't it okay to tell the truth now?"

"Teacher Ding, you are the thickest skinned person I have ever met. Liu Xiang shook his head vigorously and said to the people present: "I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a shameless person, tall and handsome......? ”

The audience laughed, "Haha...... It's funny to me. ”

"Stop, stop, stop. Ding Li saw Liu Xiang's chattering endlessly, and immediately made a stop gesture and asked, "Teacher Liu, in front of so many people, can you save me face, what kind of place is this?"

"The performance scene of the cross talk show. ”

"Yes. Ding Li shouted a pair of words in his mouth, "So even if I have no shortcomings, I have to say cross talk." ”

"you. Liu Xiang coaxed.

"What did we say just now?" Ding Li frowned, and deliberately asked in a very strange tone: "I forgot, Mr. Liu reminded me." ”

"You introduced yourself just now. ”

"My name is Ding Li, and I am a versatile, handsome and tall cross talk actor. Ding Li began to praise himself again, and then pointed to his side respectfully, "As for the person next to me, I want to introduce it solemnly, this is my partner and my best friend, by the way, what's your name?"

There was a pop at the scene, and many viewers laughed, and they saw a god-like turn again.

Liu Xiang sighed, "I've been making trouble for a long time, and I don't even know my name?"

The audience laughed again, "Hahaha!"

Ding Li snorted and said, "Didn't I forget?"