Ding Li put his sword-like gaze on the No. 9 player, "No. 9 player, I don't know if you have done a group performance. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Without waiting for the No. 9 contestant to answer, he replied: "I don't think you have been a group performer at all, otherwise you wouldn't have asked me in that questioning tone, do you know your suffering?" ”

He suddenly raised his voice, "I can tell you clearly, the kind of bitterness you are talking about, every group performance in the film city has suffered, in the weather of more than 20 degrees below zero, we lie on the cold and biting snow, and it is dozens of minutes to climb." Some people may ask, isn't it cold on your stomach in such a cold weather? Let me tell you, it's cold, it's very cold, it's very cold, and often after a few minutes, our clothes are as hard as iron plates, but it's such a position, and countless group performers like me are rushing to climb. Why? Just because the male protagonist is going to run in front of us for a while, just to show his face for a few seconds!"

Ding Li calmed down his mood a little, pointed to the judge teacher who was angrily scolded by the No. 9 contestant, and said: "You just said that he doesn't understand you, he doesn't understand your work, and the program team invited him to come, just misleading people's brother, do you know who he is?"

"You remember for me, his name is Hua Linwei, he is the dean of Huaxia Music Education Institute, and his students are so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so, and ....... ”

Ding Li said a lot of people's names, and as a personal name came out of his mouth, the audience present and in front of the TV were all shocked.

Because these names that Ding Li just read out are all big names in the Chinese national anthem, and some are even world superstars.

"In addition to these people, Hua Lao also wrote books such as "Chinese Modern Music Lesson Plan", "Chinese Classical Music Appreciation", "Modern Pop Music" and other books, is it such a respected old expert, but he has become a bad judge in your mouth?" Ding Li's tone was much heavier, "People must live, they must have quality, they must have the minimum quality, those contestants in front of you, they have also been eliminated, but they are like you, are they also making a lot of noise? No, because for them, it is just a small episode on the road of life." ”

"Whether it is the program team, or the judges, including the host, the last thing they want to see is that the contestants are eliminated. If I could, I would really like to keep all the players, each of them is the best. But the cruel rules of the game, I have to let them make a choice, no way, this is a game, everyone has to abide by the rules of the game, including me Ding Li. You've been eliminated by the program team, but I don't want you to be morally eliminated. ”

After Ding Li's words were finished, the scene resounded with thunderous applause.

The No. 9 contestant bowed to Hua Lao, and then walked off the stage with his partner with a flushed face.

The show continues.

The tenth show was Magic, and unfortunately, he was eliminated due to poor skills.

The eleventh show surprised everyone, especially Ding Li and the fat two.

Because of the contestants in this group, the performance is not on the side, it is Ding Li's famous work, the sketch "Hotel Adventure".

In other words, the eleventh group of contestants is dancing the big knife in front of Ding Li and the fat man Guan Gong!

When they performed, Ding Li and the two fat men saw the end from the beginning to the end.

The more I watched, the more shocked I became, these two contestants not only performed the sketch "Hotel Adventure" in front of Ding Li Wang Le, but also made changes in some links.

For example, in the lunch box link, after such a modification by them, the performance is a different taste, in addition, there are also those audiences at the scene, many people are still amused, laughing non-stop.

After the eleventh group of contestants finished competing, the three judges did not rush to comment, but shouted Ding Li Wang Le in unison, asking them what they thought of the performance of the eleventh group of contestants.

Ding Li and the fat man each expressed their opinions.

Then the three teachers each pressed the promotion button, in their words, they just wanted to enjoy the new sketches brought by Ding Li Wang Le.

As this moment came, the audience, as well as in front of the TV and computer, instantly raised their spirits.

On the stage, Ding Li, who was wearing a suit, tie and carrying a briefcase in one hand, walked on the stage with very strange steps.

Why does he feel this way, the main reason is that when Ding Li walks, his knees are not bent, and his legs are like two pieces of wood, this way of walking naturally makes people feel weird.

Immediately afterwards, Ding Li took out a small mirror from his briefcase, looked at it in the mirror, and said, "The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up." There are pleats here, pleats there, trousers can't be pleated, dirt here, dirty there, leather shoes can't be dirty. ”

The audience laughed.

Ding Li walked to the table in the middle of the stage and shouted backstage, "Waiter, give me two dumplings." ”

To eat, of course, you have to sit down and eat.

Ding Li finished the dumplings, so he looked up and down the chair in front of him, as well as the table. But after looking at him, he immediately kept shaking his head.

While shaking his head, he said coolly, "Look at the table in this restaurant, there are ink spots on it, how can customers eat here?"

With that, he took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and pulled one out of it.

Just when everyone thought he was going to wipe the table with the tissue in his hand, Ding Li began to move, he carefully tore the tissue in his hand in half, and began to wipe the table with half of it.

After wiping it for a while, he shook his head and said, "I said how I couldn't wipe it clean, and it was a long time to make trouble, but it turned out to be a table painting." ”

Table painting, that is, the painting on the table! It is a promotional method specially launched by the manufacturer in order to attract customers!

Then Ding Li used the remaining half of the paper towel to wipe the chair, and even the four legs of the chair were not spared.

After doing all this, Ding Li began to sit on the chair slowly.

At this time, the staff who played the waiter came up with a small white bowl and put the small white bowl in front of Ding Li, "Nine pieces of eight." ”

Ding Li took out a ten-yuan bill and handed it over, the waiter took it, turned his head to leave, but was stopped by Ding Li, he said to the waiter: "Nine yuan eight, I'll give you ten yuan, you look for me two cents." ”

"Stingy. The waiter muttered.

Ding Li stood up, straightened his hair with his hands, then tidied up his tie and clothes, and reprimanded the waiter: "Why am I a stingy ghost, don't underestimate these two cents, there are two billion people in the country, one gives me two cents, which is 400 million." Two cents can buy an egg, and the egg floats out of a chick, a small ....... ”