Ding Li rambled on a lot of nonsense, and it took him almost a minute to teach the waiter a lesson. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This also made the countless spectators feel that there were N crows flying over their heads.

Damn!

It's too inkblotting!

One of the netizens actually left a message under the official website of "Comedy Talent", "God, I actually have a headache, Mr. Ding is too good to say, should I go and beat him up." ”

"Upstairs hero, go ahead, I'll visit you in the detention center. ”

"I'll also go to the detention center to see you. ”

"Top!"

"Top!"

"Top!"

In just 30 seconds, there were 1,388 netizens who supported that fierce brother to beat Ding Li.

At this time, the fat man appeared on the stage like a divine soldier, driving away those annoying crows, and also sparing the prison disaster of the fierce brother who wanted to beat Ding Li.

It's just that the fat man, a heavenly general, looks a little miserable in his dress, which is different from Ding Li's suit and leather shoes.

He wore a swarthy cotton hat on his head, a military coat that could no longer be seen in its original color, and a pair of Gobang water shoes on his feet that only rained down.

He and Ding Li formed a stark contrast, which instantly ignited the laughter in the hearts of the audience and made countless viewers laugh suddenly.

They laugh at the fat man, laugh at the fat man's dress!

They laughed at Ding Li, laughed at Ding Li's calculations!

Of course, what made them laugh even more was still behind, and they saw the fat man shouting loudly to the backstage, "Waiter, bring me two catties of dumplings." ”

As soon as the words ended, the staff who played the role of a temporary waiter walked out with a large plastic basin that people used to wash their faces.

After the initial dullness, the audience once again burst into laughter.

One eats two taels.

One eats two catties.

Especially the big fat man who eats two catties of dumplings uses such a big plastic basin!

Don't be so funny!

The next performance is a little bland, in fact, it can't be described by the word bland, because a script with a climax and a bland is a good script!

Even so, it still made many viewers present see that it was funny, and this joke came from the gesture of the two eating dumplings.

Because it is a soup dumpling, Ding Li is tasting it with a small spoon one bite at a time, and he blows it with his mouth before eating.

The fat man put his mouth on the plastic basin, as if drinking water, kept sucking, and in the middle, because the dumplings were hot, he spit out the dumplings that had been eaten in his mouth back into the basin!

With the passage of time, the sketch "Chance Encounter in a Restaurant" is also about to usher in a climax.

Ding Li took out a small plastic bottle with pepper noodles from his small bag, unscrewed the lid, carefully poured a little pepper noodles, and then drank it.

The fat man inadvertently saw the small pepper-noodle bottle, immediately grabbed it, unscrewed the lid, and poured it into the basin.

Ding Li opposite him looked distressed!

Then there were many disputes between the two sides because of the ownership of this pepper noodle bottle, which also caused the audience to laugh many times!

At the end of the show, it was Ding Li who repacked the small bottle that had no pepper noodles into his briefcase, and looked at the fat man, a trace of an unfathomable smile appeared on his face, and then swaggered away from the stage.

The fat man touched his chin with his hand and shouted, "Waiter, that guy in the suit took away the pepper noodle bottle, don't care about me." ”

After he finished shouting, seeing that no one was caring, his eyes rolled and he muttered, "He can take the bottle of pepper noodles, but I can't take the rice bowl with rice?"

After that, he made a gesture of pouring out the soup in the plastic basin, and then left the stage in a panic with the plastic basin in his hand.

The audience burst into applause.

At this time, including the three judges, they all thought that the sketch was over, but in fact, Ding Li deliberately made some small changes when he was writing the script.

When the fat man left the stage for less than thirty seconds, he suddenly returned to the stage, put his hands on his mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and smiled at the audience under the stage, saying: "I forgot to say just now, I just happened to lack a basin to wash my face recently, so I don't need to buy it now, hehehehe......." ”

Just as he was laughing, a crisp child's voice suddenly sounded, "Don't move, raise your hands." ”

The fat man immediately threw away the basin in his hand, and the whole person raised his hands as if in a state of surrender, with a bitter gourd face on his face, and said loudly: "I surrender, don't shoot." ”

After finishing it, he glanced left and right, and added worriedly, "Be careful of the gun going off." ”

In an instant, countless viewers at the scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter, because at this moment, a little boy of five or six years old walked up.

In his hand, he was holding a toy gun, and the sentence just now, "Don't move, raise your hands." "That's what came out of this little boy's mouth!

Ding Li also slowly walked onto the stage, and said loudly to the countless audiences at the scene and in front of the TV: "A thousand miles of embankment, destroyed in an anthill, any insignificant little thing can be changed or caused...... Therefore, we should keep the alarm bell ringing. ”

With these words, many viewers who watched the "Comedy Talent" program began to become dull.

They were reflecting on the meaning of Ding Li's words!

"Teacher Ding is right, the thousand-mile embankment was destroyed in the anthill!

"That is, in this way, the whole work will be complete, which is different from the previous show, it is completely educating people. ”

"This sketch has a very good idea, and it is the hottest theme at the moment!"

"It's wonderful! I had to write a big word. ”

The fat man on the stage, when he saw a little boy pointing a toy gun at him, let out a long breath, and said disappreciatively: "I'll just say, I'm just a rice bowl in someone's restaurant, and I don't need to call the police." ”

Ding Li looked at the fat man and retorted loudly: "Any big thief starts from petty theft and greed, establish a new style, establish righteousness, and start from me!"

"Establish a new wind and establish righteousness, starting from me. The fat man on the side also followed Ding Li's voice and read these words out loud.

"Establish a new wind and establish righteousness, starting from me. The little boy with the toy gun also shouted this sentence in a milky voice.

At this point, the sketch "Restaurant Adventure" is finished!

There was warm applause at the scene, different from the previous one, this time even the three judges and teachers applauded Ding Li's wonderful performance!