"My heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Ding Li covered his chest and pretended to be sad: "It's going to break." ”

"Go. The audience shouted again.

"Actually, you should shout that. Ding Li walked to the side of the stage, facing the position of the stage, which was the position occupied by Ding Li's performance just now, and shouted, "Teacher Ding, what you said is so good, let's have another one." ”

At Ding Li's instigation, the audience shouted, "One more." ”

Ding Li immediately showed a wicked smile and said, "Another one?"

"No. "Some viewers accosted him.

"No money, no acting. Ding Li waved his hand.

"If we don't perform, we'll refund the ticket. Among the audience, I don't know who shouted, and the audience was in an uproar and burst into laughter.

Ding Li smiled: "You really can't do this, because the little girl who sells tickets in our theater has already gotten off work." ”

"Hahaha....... A group of people laughed, and the audience who said to refund the ticket just now shouted again, "If you don't refund the ticket, we won't watch it, let's leave the venue now." ”

"It's okay for you to leave, it's a big deal that we're selling tickets once. Ding Li said: "Besides, you think of us too simply, I really think we can go out casually, tell you, the door of our theater was locked by me just now, unless the performance ends today, otherwise you can't escape." ”

Ding Li couldn't run three words in the end, he said it in dialect, and he was stunned to add a charm out of thin air.

Once again, the audience burst into laughter.

Seeing this, many peers were a little stunned, because the interaction on and off the stage was very joyful at this time.

Such a scene really made them a little dazed, if they were talking cross talk on the stage, it is estimated that they would not be able to mingle with the audience like this, and the audience would not be so intimate with them.

Many people's hearts suddenly floated.

Then an idea that shouldn't have surfaced in the depths of their minds, is this the new school of cross talk?

If they all say cross talk like this, their popularity can be imagined?

Ding Li, who was on the stage, smiled, "Next, let's get back to business, please enjoy the stand-up comedy that I will take you to." ”

After Ding Li finished speaking, he suddenly added, "Actually, I only learned what stand-up comedy is today, that is, one person says it, and one mouth says it." The cross talk spoken by the two mouths is the cross talk, and the cross talk spoken by the three mouths is the group cross talk. ”

"Let's get down to business. After some nonsense, Ding Li finally started his stand-up comedy performance, "I like to eat." ”

There was an uproar at the scene.

Because there has never been a celebrity who says in public that he likes to eat.

Ding Li was the first.

"Because I like to eat, I don't do anything every day, I just think about it. When Ding Li said this, the audience shouted in unison: "Eat." ”

"That's right. Ding Li pointed to the audience under the stage, "It seems that all of us here are foodies." ”

"Hahaha....... ”

"It's more than six o'clock in the morning, I'm thinking about it in a daze, when I get up in a while, what do I want to eat for breakfast?" Ding Li made a confused look, waved his hand and said: "Until eight o'clock, I didn't come up with it." ”

The audience burst into applause.

"At a quarter past eight, I pushed the door and walked out, and went straight to the restaurant where I used to have breakfast, which was a five-star hotel, and its door was the kind of automatic sensor door, that is, the kind of door that people walked up to, creaked, and opened automatically. Ding Li gestured with his hands and made an automatic action of opening and closing the door, "Having breakfast in a five-star hotel, it's not that I'm picky, but I like that kind of environment." ”

"Huh. The audience cheered in unison.

"What are you doing here?" Ding Li looked anxious, "Don't let people talk about cross talk." ”

"Huh. The audience cheered in unison again.

"It seems that you don't know me. Ding Li looked at the audience under the stage, and then pointed to his face with his finger, "I'm a thick-skinned person, you can't beat me, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to a five-star hotel for breakfast." ”

At this time.

Hu Kewei and other cross talk actors were shocked.

Because if they were talking cross talk on the stage and the audience applauded, they might not be able to be as calm as Ding Li, and bring the topic back intact.

"When I entered, the waiter glared at me. Ding Li's eyes widened, and he pointed to his eyes and said, "Just stare at me like this, why are you staring at me? Because I am their regular customer, their God." ”

"Huh. The audience heckled again.

Because as long as you are not stupid, you know what it means to stare at your eyes, and it is not welcome anyway.

"I went straight to the spot that belonged to me. ”

"Huh. The cheers rang out again.

I had just sat down, and the waiter, staring at the wide-eyed waiter, reluctantly walked over to me and asked politely. Ding Li walked a few steps and looked like a waiter, "Why are you here again?

"Poof. A spectator who drank water vomited, just on the back of Hu Kewei's head in front of him.

Don't talk about this audience, there is one at the scene, count one, and they all burst into laughter.

Good guys, is this still called politeness?

Ding Li made a sitting motion, tilted his head up, and said, "I'm your customer, why can't I come?"

"Our boss said, if you come again, call the police directly. Ding Li said in a female voice, "We are a five-star hotel, although it is a person who can enter, but you are really a little excessive, every day at eight o'clock, come on time, come to nothing, just a five-cent steamed bun, and then with no money porridge, stay until five o'clock in the afternoon." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

After a long time, it turned out to be like this.

No wonder people don't want to deal with him.

"Don't call the police, my last time. Ding Li made a scared look, then took out five cents from his pocket and put it on the table, "The same old way." ”

"After a while, the five-cent steamed bun came, such a big one. Ding Li shook his fist, "Because it's the last time, I'll get Ben back." ”

"Huh. The audience's pouring sound immediately sounded, mixed with a coaxing voice in the middle, "Five-cent steamed buns, and you have to get the capital back, it's too picky." ”

Ding Li shouted towards the place where he spoke, "How can this be called picking, this is called thrift, let me give you an example, there are two billion people in the country, give me five cents each, think about how much it costs." So this five-cent steamed bun money, mine will eat it back. I'll put the steamed buns aside, don't eat them, and I'll take them away for a while, after all, this is what I bought with money, and I'll deal with those porridges that don't need money for breakfast today. ”