"I found a bowl, such a big bowl. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ding Li gestured with both hands to the size of the bowl.

The audience burst into laughter, because the thing that Ding Li gestured with both hands was about the size of a basin, can this Nima still be called a bowl?

"I found such a big bowl, and when I used to serve porridge, the waiter's face was almost crying. Ding Li gestured his face with his hand and made a crying appearance, "But I don't care, my main purpose now is to eat the five cents back." ”

"Go. The audience shouted a cheer.

After the porridge was served, I glanced at it and found that there were brown sugar, white sugar, brown sugar, twist sugar, rock sugar ...... next to it. In more than 30 seconds, Ding Li said the names of more than 20 kinds of sugar.

At this moment, everyone at the scene was shocked.

Hu Kewei also widened his eyes at this moment, he really couldn't believe that a newcomer who had been in the industry for less than a month could have such a fast mouth!

In his heart, he always thought that Ding Li was a pure layman.

To be honest, cross talk is indeed an art, but the threshold of this art is very low.

However, it is very difficult to get started, and it is impossible to work hard for a few years, more than ten years, or even decades.

The easiest way to report the name of the dish.

To put it bluntly, it is a lot of so-called dish names connected together, but these dish names need to be said quickly in a very short time, which requires effort.

The difficulty of cross talk is here.

However, what Ding Li just showed turned out to be the quality of a serious professional cross talk actor, how could this not surprise him?

You must know that the reason why Hu Kewei appeared here today is because he came with the intention of finding fault.

As a result, at the beginning, Ding Li gave them a two-to-zero.

Except for Hu Kewei, many people who had the same idea as Hu Kewei were all choked up at this moment, and Ding Li slapped them in the face with practical actions!

This face was also beaten "popped".

Hurt!

Can it not hurt?

"Master Hu, look at this. A cross talk actor in his early fifties stabbed Hu Kewei next to him with his hand and whispered.

Hu Kewei's face was expressionless, and he said after a while: "It's just the beginning, the cross talk work is a whole, a beginning doesn't mean anything, look down, there will definitely be a mistake." ”

Unlike them, many of the audience present immediately responded with their enthusiastic applause.

Ding Li on the stage continued his stand-up comedy journey.

"I finally finished eating the free porridge, and I was ready to leave, but in fact, if I didn't leave, the security guards came up. Ding Li pretended to be overwhelmed, holding his stomach with one hand, holding his five-cent steamed bun on the other, and slowly spun around on the stage.

"As soon as I walked to the door, I saw a scene that made me envious, a young man proposing to a little girl. ”

The young man held a large bouquet of flowers in his hand, and said to the little girl very tenderly, Wenwen, I love you, you can marry me. ”

The little girl glared at the young man and wanted me to marry you, unless there was a pie in the sky, no pie, or a steamed bun. ”

A strange smile appeared on Ding Li's face, and he padd the things in his hand with his hand, "I just happened to have a steamed bun in my hand, so I immediately shouted, go you." ”

Seeing this, I nodded contentedly and said to the young man, boy, brother can only help you get here. ”

Then I looked at my watch and saw that in two more hours, it would be twelve o'clock at noon. After Ding Li finished speaking, he asked the audience under the stage, "What are we going to do at twelve o'clock at noon?"

"Eat. Qi Qi replied below.

"Yes, it's going to be lunch in two hours, I think, I'm going to eat there for lunch. Ding Li covered his stomach with his hands, "But before that, I still have to do one thing first, that is, to eat, why do you eat?"

The audience below replied again: "I have eaten too much free porridge." ”

"I went to the pharmacy, bought two bottles of anti-digestion liquid, swallowed them all in one go, and then shook them according to the method on the anti-digestion liquid. Ding Li's whole person began to tremble non-stop, trembling for more than ten seconds, stopped, and complained to the audience under the stage: "The current digester is really troublesome, and you have to shake it before using it." ”

"Poof. The audience below burst into laughter.

Damn.

This can be a joke baggage.

Cattle.

"Two hours have passed in a blink of an eye, and it's noon, I have to think of a place to eat, where to eat?" Ding Li touched his chin with his right hand, pondered for a moment, and suddenly opened his eyes and had an idea, "I found that in the hotel opposite me, a wedding celebration was being held." ”

After speaking, Ding Li deliberately let out a few bad laughs.

"Huh. The audience applauded in understanding, and the voices of disgust came after another.

The expression on Ding Li's face can really be described by the idiom of variety.

"Not like you. Ding Li pointed to the audience under the stage and shouted: "In this case, I won't go down." ”

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter, followed by a burst of pouring colors, and a coaxing sound, "Wow." ”

"It seems that everyone here wants to know this idea of eating for nothing without money, and today I will go out and tell you this idea. Ding Li walked around the stage, walked several times, and finally returned to the table, "This method is very simple, that is, when you see that there is a hotel where the wedding celebration is held, change into clean clothes, and go in with the crowd." ”

"Idea, you must change into clean clothes, or people will have to blow you out. Ding Li took a sip of tea and moistened his throat, "A friend of mine, after getting my secret, went to go, but was blasted out, he didn't complain about others, he complained about him, and he dressed more energetically than the groom." Aren't you saying it's a sin to suffer?"

"What if I get discovered?" said the audience at the bottom of the stage.

"It doesn't matter if you are discovered, you must be calm, if the man finds you, you say the woman's relatives, if the woman finds you, you say the man's relatives, if you are found by both parties, you say that you are in the wrong place. ”

"Huh. Again, the sound of inverted colors rang out.

"Thank you for your recognition, thank you. Ding Li cheekily said, "I'm going to go in, but before that, I have to prepare a small red envelope, just when I was preparing the red envelope, I suddenly heard someone shouting, Ding Li, don't sleep at night, how can a person tear the newspaper there and play." ”

"So I was dreaming. After Ding Li finished speaking, he bowed and thanked the audience.

"Bang bang ....... Applause rang out.