Chapter 654: The King of Pretending!
Xiahou Yunmeng's stunned expression made Jiang Feng think that his joke was cold. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info He laughed awkwardly a few times before tugging at the corners of his mouth and dodging his eyes, pretending to admire the decoration of the room.
Who knew that at this time, Xiahou Yunmeng suddenly burst out with a loud laugh, and then the laughter became more and more exaggerated, and in the end, Xiahou Yunmeng had already reached the point where his stomach hurt from laughing, and he needed to hold Jiang Feng's shoulders to ensure that he did not slip to the ground.
Jiang Feng looked at Xiahou Yunmeng with a stunned expression, thinking to himself that this girl couldn't be sick, right? Is it still neurological? Is that joke so funny? It's just a very ordinary joke.
In fact, what Jiang Feng didn't predict was that the people in the God Realm were very different from the people of the earth, modern people received a lot of information every day, and they had reached the point of immunity to many jokes.
But Xiahou Yunmeng is different, how could anyone have ever told her a joke in her life. Even if it did, how could it be possible to tell such vulgar jokes such as mouths and butts?
In fact, if you think about it carefully, if you can live on the earth and be an ordinary person, why don't you have to be free from the so-called immortals in the divine realm? They have a long life, but if you really want them to remember this long life process. I am afraid that the time they spend meditating and practicing has already taken up most of their lives.
Xiahou Yunmeng laughed for a while and then slowly stopped his voice, and then laughed and said angrily: "You are really good, you actually told me such vulgar words." I...... I've never heard such a funny anecdote. Hehehe......"
Jiang Feng's joke made the distance between him and Xiahou Yunmeng instantly shortened a lot, and then the conversation between the two was no longer like before, and Jiang Feng told Xiahou Yunmeng a few more jokes, which made Xiahou Yunmeng beat Jiang Feng while laughing.
And every time Xiahou Yunmeng laughed, Jiang Feng would stare at the bulge on Xiahou Yunmeng's chest with straight eyes, and as Xiahou Yunmeng laughed, they would tremble up and down every time, so hungry that Jiang Feng almost didn't drool.
Finally, Jiang Feng's sinister intentions were discovered by Xiahou Yunmeng. Xiahou Yunmengqiao's face flushed, and she got up and said, "You person, how can you keep staring at other people's ......?"
"What are you staring at people?" Jiang Feng asked deliberately pretending to be stupid.
Xiahou Yunmeng looked at Jiang Feng with a red face, and finally stomped his feet and turned around and walked away. Jiang Feng followed and walked over, but unexpectedly saw Xiahou Yunmeng's unfinished picture of a lady.
"Huh, this lady drew very well, why did the lines suddenly go crooked?" Jiang Feng asked, in fact, he also wanted to deliberately change the topic to resolve the embarrassment.
Xiahou Yunmeng looked back and immediately said, "You still say it, it's not your fault for this." ”
"Blame me?" Jiang Feng was slightly stunned, thinking to himself what this has to do with me?
Xiahou Yunmeng nodded and said, "Of course I blame you." Just now Yashi told me about the Buddha you mentioned that the Buddha made a stone that he couldn't move, and the lines of my pen went crooked as soon as I smiled. It's a pity that my painting was scrapped in vain. ”
"Scrapped?" Jiang Feng smiled after observing it: "It can't be scrapped." ”
After speaking, Jiang Feng picked up the brush and began to continue Xiahou Yunmeng's painting. At first, Xiahou Yunmeng still watched Jiang Feng paint with a suspicious expression, but when the portrait was gradually revealed, Xiahou Yunmeng was shocked.
The original frontal picture of a lady has been modified by Jiang Feng into a picture of a lady's side contemplation. The painting depicts a lady holding a folding fan in her hand and bowing her head in contemplation. Generally speaking, girls use pu fans to use fans, and most folding fans are used by men.
The lady held a folding fan and pondered, she must be thinking about her lover. With such a deep meaning, Xiahou Yunmeng felt as if the deep longing in the eyes of the woman in the painting had come out of the paper, making people feel as if they were there, and they were shocked.
After Jiang Feng finished painting, he wrote in the upper right corner of the painting: "Red lotus incense remnants of jade in autumn, lightly relieve Luo Shang, and go on the orchid boat alone." Who in the clouds sent the brocade book to the wild goose word back, the moon was full in the west building. Flowers float and water flow freely, a kind of lovesickness, two sorrows. There is no way to eliminate this situation, so I frowned, but I ...... in my heart"
Xiahou Yunmeng whispered the words and sentences written by Jiang Feng, and at first she only thought that Jiang Feng's calligraphy was first-class. After seeing the whole word, Xiahou Yunmeng was suddenly deeply shocked. The strong lovesickness in the words and sentences only needs to be read once, and it makes people's hearts sour.
Xiahou Yunmeng looked up at Jiang Feng and bit his lower lip lightly and said, "Young Master Jiang, this painting ...... Can you give it to me?"
Jiang Feng looked at the painting he had painted, as well as Li Qingzhao's "A Cut of Plums, Red Lotus Fragrance and Residual Jade in Autumn" that he shamelessly plagiarized, Jiang Feng's face was slightly hot. If he pretended to be guilty, Jiang Feng believed that he was already guilty today.
Originally, this guy didn't have any ability to paint, but Harada Shinichi, who was absorbed by him at the beginning, was a master of painting who liked Chinese culture very much. With this, Jiang Feng successfully completed version 0.5 of the Loading Ratio Achievement. Immediately after Jiang Feng's inspiration, he thought of putting the title on the painting, anyway, the people in the God Realm would definitely not know about Li Qingzhao, so he achieved version 1.0 of the pretending achievement.
But just this kind of pretending ratio can't be called a master in the pretending world at all, and then Jiang Feng has to complete the default word is made by himself, and at the same time sincerely give the painting to the beauty, this can be regarded as the real pretending in place.
At this time, Xiahou Yunmeng also opened his mouth, and Jiang Feng immediately nodded and said, "Xiahou girl has spoken, how dare you disobey below." ”
Xiahou Yunmeng looked at Jiang Feng's eyes, she saluted Jiang Feng seriously, and said sincerely, "Thank you, Gongzi Liang." ”
Jiang Feng stretched out his hands to help Xiahou Yunmeng, and the two of them were stunned for a moment when their eyes met.
As a modern person, Jiang Feng naturally understood that this was the best time for him to lean his head over and kiss Xiahou Yunmeng. As long as this kiss is successful, Jiang Feng's identity as the son-in-law of the Xiahou family will basically be secure.
But at this time, Jiang Feng began to struggle in his heart.
"Jiang Feng, have you forgotten that you are a person with a wife? Do you really think that you are a person who is willing to be an emotional liar for the sake of Tianling Kwai Yihua? Do you really want to be such a despicable and shameless person?"
Jiang Feng tortured himself in his heart, but in the end, the answer converged into one: "Yes, you are such a person." ”
When Jiang Feng clarified the answer in his heart, he could only secretly scold himself: "Damn, I've never seen someone as brazen as me." ”
Although Jiang Feng's inner activities were extremely rich, his head movements were not ambiguous at all, and he directly and slowly approached Xiahou Yunmeng.
And Xiahou Yunmeng seemed to have a premonition of what was coming, she flew her cheeks and looked at Jiang Feng with complicated eyes. In the end, although Xiahou Yunmeng was shy, he still did not dodge.
Seeing Jiang Feng's head getting closer and closer, seeing that Xiahou Yunmeng's sexy red lips were about to be tasted fresh by Jiang Feng. Oh yes! There was a knock at the door, and the little maid of Yashi said evilly: "Miss, the master has sent someone to inform you and let you go back to the house immediately." ”
Jiang Feng scolded in his heart, painted for more than half an hour, drew a picture, and used a superb word in the plagiarized thesaurus, seeing that the beauty's red lips were in front of him, but he was interrupted so ruthlessly. Jiang Feng's head rose with two big words-pit daddy!
Xiahou Yunmeng lowered his head shyly as if he had woken up from a dream, and said in a low voice: "Gongzi Jiang, you hurt me too hard. ”
Why am I trying too hard? Why do I hurt you? Xiahou Yunmeng's words caused Jiang Feng's countless reveries, and at this moment, Jiang Feng played a flag-raising song below and raised the national flag, and the tent that was raised was frightened to be seen by Xiahou Yunmeng, who lowered his head. Xiahou Yunmeng hurriedly twisted his head to the side, and his heart was like a deer colliding with each other.
Xiahou Yunmeng struggled slightly, and Jiang Feng realized that his hands had been holding Xiahou Yunmeng's shoulders, probably because he was excited in his heart, so he unconsciously used some force.
Jiang Feng hurriedly let go of his hands, turned his body to the side to cover the embarrassment of his lower body, and said at the same time: "That...... Miss Xiahou, we'll have a chance to meet again, right?"
Xiahou Yunmeng whispered "Hmm!", and after a pause of a few seconds, Xiahou Yunmeng said as if he had mustered up a lot of courage: "If Childe doesn't dislike it, Yunmeng will tell Daddy when he returns home, and ask Daddy to send someone to ask Sone to come over the house to explain in detail." ”
Jiang Feng's face immediately showed a look of ecstasy, and he quickly nodded: "Okay, Jiang Feng is waiting at the inn in Yuan Palace City!"
"Hmm. Xiahou Yunmeng answered and walked to the door, opened the door and stepped out. Before leaving, Xiahou Yunmeng glanced back at Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng nodded to Xiahou Yunmeng and then glared at the little maid Yashi fiercely, causing Xiao Yashi to be inexplicably confused, and secretly wondered if he had done something wrong.
Yashi slowly closed the door of Tingyuju's room, and Jiang Feng suddenly remembered. She didn't tell Xiahou Yunmeng at all which inn she would be waiting for her, how could she find herself?
Jiang Feng hurriedly chased after him and opened the door, and the others glanced at the end of the corridor, only to see that Xiahou Yunmeng had just walked down the corner of the stairs, and the maid Yashi was still there.
Jiang Feng asked loudly, "Miss Xiahou, I haven't told you which inn I will be waiting for you in." ”
"Childe, don't worry, as long as you are in Yuangong City, the people of Xiahou Mansion will definitely be able to find you. Yashi answered this sentence instead of Xiahou Yunmeng, and after speaking, Yashi covered her mouth and laughed softly.
Jiang Feng also laughed, secretly scolding himself for suddenly being confused.
The other party is the Xiahou family, the overlord of this Yuan Palace City.
When Xiahou Yunmeng left the natural residence with Yashi and a cadre of soldiers, everyone downstairs suddenly understood that Jiang Feng had succeeded, and this family gathering was over.
Everyone sighed regretfully and left one after another, and the natural living hall that was still crowded with people just now immediately became empty.
Jiang Feng hummed a little song in his mouth and walked downstairs, and the others had just arrived at the hall of the natural residence, when suddenly the door of the natural residence was knocked open.
The thin powder-faced boy from before rushed in with a large group of people, and as soon as he saw Jiang Feng's powder-faced boy, he immediately pointed at Jiang Feng and roared: "It's him, take him down!"