After Jiang Feng easily subdued the pink-faced man, he kicked the pink-faced boy out directly. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Good son, stay on the side first, and see how your father and I answer the questions." ”

Jiang Feng arched his hand to the four directions and said, "It's ugly in the next place, and the two lower couplets don't know which one Xiahou girl likes." ”

"The first one is related to a temple called the Great Buddha Temple that I once visited, so I'm right. People have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha has been greater. ”

"Good!" the crowd cheered. Jiang Feng's lower link literally means that people pass by the Big Buddha Temple, and the temple and the Buddha of the Big Buddha Temple are larger than the people. The meaning can be said smoothly, and at the same time, it is also formed by the above counter-thoughts, so the battle is also neat.

The gold-armored soldiers upstairs also applauded vigorously, and at the same time encouraged: "Childe is talented, please also ask Childe to say the second link for us to taste." ”

"Good. Jiang Feng smiled slightly: "The Big Buddha Temple is in Sanyun Mountain, and next to the Big Buddha Temple is the Yunyin Temple, so my second link is related to the Yunyin Temple." This second link is the monk tour Yunyin Temple, the temple hidden cloud wandering monk. ”

"Good! This time, everyone in the hall erupted into a burst of applause, and everyone kept reciting this couplet: "The guest is a natural dweller, and the guest is actually a guest in the sky." Monks travel to Yunyin Temple, and monks visit Yunyin Temple. Wonderful, that's wonderful......"

Indeed, this second link is a little more subtle than the first. The artistic conception is also closer. A monk traveled to Yunyin Temple, only to find that there was a monk who traveled through the clouds hidden in the temple. Isn't the monk who travels through the clouds a Buddha? And isn't the guest on that day an immortal? Buddha and immortal opposite, if the wonderful idea can make people not applaud?

"Childe is talented, admire it!" a childe stood up and bowed to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng also immediately returned the salute, shook his head and said, "It just happened that he would have occasional gains, and Brother Tai was polite." ”

"Such an absolute brother Tai has come up with two lower links in a short period of time, how can people not admire such a high talent? I say that it is the brother Tai who is modest. Please also ask my brother to continue to deal with the question of Xiahou Yunmeng's girl, and we can also have a look. ”

"Yes, yes, Childe continued to answer the question. ”

Under the coaxing of everyone, the gold-armored soldier on the stage immediately saluted Jiang Feng and said: "Childe's talent is indeed admirable, and the next question according to Xiahou Yunmeng's girl is to ask Childe to ask Childe to ask her to admit that she will never be able to answer a question." ”

"What kind of question is this? If Miss Xiahou Yunmeng said that she might not be able to answer it today, think about it, and maybe she will be able to answer it later, isn't it that she will never be able to answer Miss Xiahou Yunmeng's question?"

Before Jiang Feng could start to speak, the other spectators in the hall had already begun to shout, and all of them were excited and made a posture of vowing to be upset for Jiang Feng.

"This ......" the Jinjia soldier said with an embarrassed face: "This matter has nothing to do with the young general, it is completely the subject of Miss Xiahou." ”

"Miss Xiahou, this is too insincere. ”

"It's just that...... It's just a trick. ”

Jiang Feng thought about it silently and said, "Damn, you actually play brain teasers with me, can this stump me? ”

Jiang Feng stretched out his hands and pressed weakly, everyone gradually stopped speaking, Jiang Feng smiled slightly and said to the turtle standing on the stage: "Please tell me about this topic to Miss Xiahou Yunmeng." ”

The gold-armored soldier bowed and said, "Please ask the prince to talk about the topic." ”

The smile on Jiang Feng's face expanded, and he opened his mouth to say, "Can His Majesty, who claims to be omnipotent, make a stone that he can't move by himself?"

There was silence in the hall, and then there was a louder cheer than ever.

"Good, wonderful, wonderful......"

There are six floors in the natural residence, of which there are only two sets of rooms on the sixth floor, which are called Invite the Moon and Listen to the Rain.

At this moment, Xiahou Yunmeng is in the midst of "listening to the rain".

Listening to the faint fragrance of agarwood burning wafting in the rain house, a woman who was painting with a paintbrush burst out laughing when she heard what the maid next to her said, and said, "It's up to him to think of such a question." Can His Majesty, who claims to be omnipotent, make a stone that he can't lift himself?"

"Oops, my paintings. The woman exclaimed, only to see that her "Lady Picture" was crooked because of the shaking of the brush and the lines of the laughing brush before.

The woman looked at the painting and shook her head and said, "It's a pity." Then the woman put down her brush and said to the maid, "Go and invite him in, and I will see who this genius is, who can ask me absolutely skillfully." ”

"Yes, Miss. The maid bowed and left, and the woman looked up, and her beautiful face suddenly became clear under the bright light.

Xiahou Yunmeng was wearing a lilac tunic dress today, with a tall figure and a graceful waist, as well as a jade girl peak with an amazing bulge...... All of them reveal a strong sense of charm. Coupled with Xiahou Yunmeng's beautiful face, it is not too much to say that she is a heavenly fragrance country.

In the hall, Jiang Feng, who was full of praise, saluted the people around him, and then began to drink and talk to some young monks who were not familiar with him.

One of the monks surnamed Shi smiled and said, "Brother Jiang, the question you just asked is really wonderful. I think that the Xiahou girl has to marry you today, and the little brother is here to congratulate you in advance. ”

Jiang Feng was slightly stunned, and smiled slightly embarrassed: "Uh...... It's been a prize, it's been a prize. ”

Sure enough, after a while, a little maid walked up to Jiang Feng and said, "The little girl Yashi gave her son a gift." ”

Jiang Feng got up and said, "Miss Yashi doesn't need to be polite, is there something wrong?"

Yashi said: "My young lady Xiahou Yun dreams of inviting her son to sit upstairs. ”

Jiang Feng bowed slightly and said, "Then trouble the girl to lead the way." ”

Yashi shook her head: "Childe doesn't have to be polite. ”

Jiang Feng followed Yashi up to the sixth floor and came to the door of Tingyuju, and a melodious and pleasant sound of the piano came.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk ......" Yashi knocked lightly on the door and said, "Miss, Jiang Feng Gongzi is here." ”

The sound of the piano stopped, and a voice came from the room: "Please come in." ”

"Yes!" Yashi pushed the door open and said to Jiang Feng, "Childe, please." ”

Jiang Feng nodded slightly and said, "Thank you." Then he stepped over the threshold and walked into the room.

The room is a large suite, the hall is simply furnished but everywhere reveals the ingenuity of careful thoughts, which makes people look very comfortable, and the faint fragrance of agarwood makes people feel refreshed. Jiang Feng secretly thought to himself: "I just listened to the sound of the piano and the voice of the voice that spoke, but I don't know what the real person looks like." ”

"The little woman, Xiahou Yunmeng, has seen the son. ”

The voice came from behind Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng looked back and saw Xiahou Yunmeng saluting him. Jiang Feng smiled and raised his hands and said, "Miss Xiahou doesn't have to be polite. ”

Xiahou Yunmeng stood up and looked up at Jiang Feng, and at this time, Jiang Feng also looked at Xiahou Yunmeng. Jiang Feng's heart trembled suddenly after seeing Xiahou Yunmeng's appearance, and he shouted, "I'll go...... Superb!"

After Xiahou Yunmeng saw Jiang Feng clearly at the beginning, he was still thinking in his heart that this person looked good and had a good talent. But then I saw Jiang Feng looking at her with a stupid look, and the beads in his eyes were about to fall out of his sockets.

"Puff......" Xiahou Yunmeng laughed out loud at Jiang Feng's dumbfounded appearance, Jiang Feng suddenly came back to his senses and grabbed his scalp awkwardly and said, "That...... The girl's beauty is amazing, and she lost her mind at the next moment, and she looked at the girl Haihan where she was rude. ”

Xiahou Yunmeng shook his head and said: "Since ancient times, there have been many disasters and disasters, what if it is beautiful or ugly? Even if you work hard to cultivate, won't the day your longevity run out be a pile of white bones?"

There was something wrong with what the girl said. Jiang Feng shook his head slightly and said, "The most precious thing about people is life. There is only one life for everyone. A man's life should be spent in such a way that he will not regret that he wasted his time, nor will he be ashamed of being vile and vulgar. Beauty and ugliness are gifts from God, and we don't need to pay too much attention to these innate things, but have already thought about how to make our lives more meaningful and quality. ”

"Meaning, quality?" Xiahou Yunmeng blinked her beautiful eyes, she felt that what Jiang Feng said contained a very profound philosophy, but many words were unheard of and unseen by her.

Jiang Feng was slightly embarrassed, sweating profusely in his heart. How can I forget that this is in the divine realm, and who can understand the meaning and quality of life when talking to others?

But fortunately, Xiahou Yunmeng did not continue to ask, but said: "Son, Xiahou Yunmeng has been taught." Xiahou Yunmeng bowed slightly, then pointed to the side hall and said, "The little woman has already prepared wine and food for the son in the side hall, and asked the son to move to the side hall for dinner." ”

"Oh, good. Jiang Feng followed Xiahou Yunmeng over, and after the two sat down, Xiahou Yunmeng poured a glass of wine for Jiang Feng, and then picked up the wine glass and said, "Come, Xiahou Yunmeng respects Gongzi with a glass." ”

Jiang Feng picked up the wine glass and clinked glasses with Xiahou Yunmeng and drank it all. After drinking, he put down his wine glass, and the two couldn't find a topic to talk about because it was the first time they met.

After being stunned, Xiahou Yunmeng stretched out his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of chicken for Jiang Feng and said: "Childe, try the natural Ganoderma lucidum fragrant chicken, this chicken has been fed with precious medicinal herbs since childhood, and the meat is tender and contains a strong aroma of medicinal herbs." ”

Jiang Feng stretched out the bowl and took the chicken and said, "Thank you." Then he smiled lightly and said, "Speaking of this chicken, I have encountered an interesting story, why don't I tell you about it for Miss Xiahou Yunmeng?"

Xiahou Yunmeng nodded as if relieved and said, "Son, please speak." ”

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Feng's mouth and began to tell the interesting things in his mouth.

"That day, I went to eat chicken with a few friends, and one of our friends said that the best place for chicken is chicken butt. So the moment the chicken was served, a few of our friends were grabbing the chicken butt together. I grabbed it and found that the ass was suddenly gone, so I asked, 'Huh, why is this ass suddenly gone?' At this point, one of our friends immediately pointed to his mouth and proudly exclaimed, 'The ass is here, the ass is here, the ass is here, the ass is here, the ......ass is here, the ass is here, the ass is ”

Jiang Feng began to laugh after speaking, and when he looked at Xiahou Yunmeng again, he saw that she was stunned there.

Jiang Feng was suddenly a little embarrassed, and this joke seemed to be a little cold......