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Now it's not just chrysanthemum pain, but it's also very painful.

The most unacceptable thing for him was that the stinky sock was still in his stomach, continuing to release poisonous gas.

It destroyed his body, and even more destroyed his spirit.

Whoever knows that they have a smelly sock in their stomach and can't pull it out or digest it will feel frightened and unsettled.

Of course, it was Chen Zhu who was even more depressed.

Because Guan Xiong's balls were injured, he had to personally help him with medicine and bandage them again.

Fortunately, the green snake is not too venomous, just take the medicine, otherwise he would probably have to help this unlucky guy suck venom with his mouth under Bai Wu's orders.

At the thought of that terrible scene, Chen Zhu shuddered.

He even secretly cursed this guy to die early in his heart, so as not to drag him down all the time.

For a while, chrysanthemums and flowers are left, and for a while the eggs are injured, and there is no end.

Everyone is a man, you let a man touch your chrysanthemum for a while, and rub your balls for a while, do you think this is very devastating?

Chen Zhu felt that this mission was likely to ruin the reputation of his life.

When the time comes, he wants to find a double cultivation partner, and when people hear that he has stabbed a man's chrysanthemum and touched a man's ball, and even almost sucked it with his mouth, the ghost will follow him.

"This damn unlucky ghost, it's better to die sooner and make trouble for Lao Tzu!"

Walking on the road, Chen Zhu gritted his teeth and said hatefully.

Especially when Xiao Yu'er covered her mouth and secretly laughed at him, he felt even more ashamed.

Guan Xiong's balls were bitten by a snake just now, and he didn't wear pants at the time, so he jumped up and ran towards everyone in horror, crying and shouting while screaming: "Senior Brother Chen, hurry, my balls have been bitten by a snake, it hurts so much, there must be severe pain, help me suck the venom out, I don't want to become a eunuch......"

So the atmosphere that was very serious and solemn at that time suddenly became very weird.

Everyone's faces were flushed, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Even Bai Wu turned his head, shrugging his shoulders, obviously holding back very uncomfortable.

At that time, Chen Zhu's face changed.

On this mission, he served as the accompanying doctor of the team.

If someone is injured, if it is really venom, he is duty, and he will definitely help others suck it.

Thinking of this scene before, Chen Zhu hated it.

Shame, shame!

Everybody's fine, just the most, one moment like this, one moment like that.

I'm afraid that before he meets the Kraken, he will be tortured to death by this unlucky bastard.

"Senior Brother Chen, I have a bad stomach, I was stuffed with a stinky sock from my mouth by that damn dryad before, and now my stomach is so swollen, the breath coming out of my mouth is all stink, I want to fart but I don't dare, it hurts so much in the back, how can I get that stinky sock out? And the balls, it seems to be hurting for a while now, are you sure that damn snake is not a poisonous snake? Why don't you come over and help me take a look?"

After walking for a while, Guan Xiong began to cry and call him up again.

Chen Zhu clenched his fists tightly, eager to rush over and kill him immediately!

However, under Bai Wu's gaze, he didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he had to turn his head and say with a gloomy face: "Bear with me, my medical skills are not good, and I can't do anything about those injuries on your body." ”

When Guan Xiong heard this, he immediately became anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed his arm and said, "Don't, Senior Brother Chen, the only person I can rely on now is you, if you give up on me, I will really despair." I can endure the other injuries, but what about that stinky sock in my stomach? Can you get it out for me quickly? Otherwise, I will feel sick all the time, and I want to die. ”

Chen Zhu glanced at him in disgust, and wanted to say why don't you die, it's best to die.

However, he comforted him coldly: "It's okay, it's just a stinky sock, you can just endure it, and when the time comes, your ass is better, you can pull it, I'll give you some laxatives, pull it a few more times, it should be able to pull it out." ”

Guan Xiong wiped his tears and said: "But I really can't bear it anymore, I now feel that my whole body is full of the stench released by that stinky sock, Senior Brother Chen, I don't believe you smell my mouth......"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth wide and let out a long breath at Chen Zhu's face.

This breath is actually tinged with black!

Chen Zhu was caught off guard, and suddenly his breath was dizzy, his body was crooked, and he almost fell.

"Damn, fuck you, fuck you!"

Chen Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, flew up with a kick, and kicked him out with a "bang".

Then he bent over and vomited in pain.

That stinky sock contained the stench of all kinds of poisonous insects that the old dryad had specially collected in the forest, and the longer it passed, the more it was released.

It had been brewing in Guan Xiong's stomach for a long time, and when he spit it out at this time, it naturally stinked so much.

Chen Zhu squatted on the ground and vomited, and the stench that was sucked into his nose instantly made him burst into tears, and he almost fainted.

Guan Xiong crawled on the ground and cried, holding his stomach while crying, "It really stinks...... Senior Brother Chen, I'm sorry, you should find a way to save me, I'd rather die than smell that damn stench again......"

"Fuck you, then you're going to die! Die now! Die right away! If you don't die, you're a dog!"

Chen Zhu gritted his teeth and cursed while vomiting.

If it weren't for Bai Wu's presence, he would immediately rush over in hatred and directly split this damn thing in half!

Stinking!

It stinks so damn bad!

It's simply stinky and invincible in the world!

"Vomit—"

Bai Wu stood aside, and at this time he didn't know who to blame.

What happened along the way caught her off guard, she hadn't met the Kraken yet, and as a result, this team became like this, how to rescue it when the time came?

She was full of chagrin, and her heart was full of guilt and self-blame.

For Chen Zhu, she is in no mood to blame, it is already very good for people to do this.

As for Guan Xiong, she now also feels that this person is too unlucky, and he always does this and that along the way, which is really troublesome.

Then she looked at the young man who walked at the back, and secretly wondered, but this kid didn't suffer any injuries along the way, not to mention, he got so many magic weapons for no reason, and his luck was too good. Compared with the unlucky Guan Xiong, it is simply one in the sky and one on the ground, does everyone really have their own luck?

"Let's all think of a way together, let's get Guan Xiong's stomach out first, otherwise our rescue mission this time is doomed to failure. ”

Bai Wu sighed and said in distress.

Everyone looked at Guan Xiong with disgust, far away from him.

Especially Xiao Yu'er, who always said a few words to Guan Xiong before, but now she hid ten meters away as if she was hiding from the plague god, with a scared expression on her face.

Yan Yuchen saw that everyone was silent, so he had to speak: "Senior Uncle Bai, I have a way, but I am afraid that Senior Brother Guan will not be able to bear the pain." ”

When Guan Xiong heard this, he looked at him with a suspicious gaze, and said in a trembling voice: "You talk about it first." ”

"Actually, it's very simple, first let Senior Brother Chen use a knife to re-expand your chrysanthemum to make it bigger and wider, and then use an iron hook to reach through your chrysanthemum, poke it a few times, and finally you should be able to hook out the stinky sock in your stomach. ”

“……”

"Why do you need to stab a few times?"

"Because it can make you die of pain and then faint, which is good for surgery. ”

“……”

Standing in the distance, Xiao Yu'er said with a pale face: "Will this even hook out Senior Brother Guan's intestines or something?"

Yan Yuchen thought for a moment and nodded, "It's possible." ”

Then he looked at Chen Zhu, who was still squatting on the ground and vomiting water, and said, "We can change things, don't use iron hooks, use hands, Senior Brother Chen......"

When Chen Zhu heard this, his body shook suddenly, and his face changed greatly.

Immediately, Yan Yuchen smiled again: "Senior Brother Chen is a man, his hands are too thick, and he is not gentle, so it is not very convenient. ”

He looked at Xiao Yu'er who was snickering again, and said with a smile: "It's you, Xiao Yu'er, who has slender jade hands, gentle and soft, and will definitely be able to handle the task of breaking chrysanthemums and grabbing stinky socks." What do you think, Miss Xiaoyu'er?"

The smile on Xiao Yu'er's face suddenly stiffened.

Then she looked at Bai Wu who was standing on the side, wanting to ask for help.

And Bai Wu is face changed, thinking that she was going to push herself again, and hurriedly said seriously: "Xiao Yu'er, it is incumbent on you to help your companions, this task will be handed over to you, you do it well, Uncle Shi believes that you can do it better than anyone else." ”

"Uncle Bai......"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's do it now. ”

"But Uncle Bai, you are also a slender jade hand, and you are our elder, you have the responsibility to ......"

"Demon, where to escape! Dare to come, see if I don't break your body into thousands of pieces this time! Stop!"

“……”