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Uncle Bai went to chase demons.

Xiao Yu'er's aunt came again.

The other monks hid far away, each with their own reasons.

Some people are afraid of seeing blood, and they faint at the sight of blood, and some people are afraid of smelling it, and they will die when they smell it.

Some people even said that as soon as they saw the man's white buttocks, they wanted to pick up the spirit sword and stab it fiercely.

In the end, this arduous task once again fell on Chen Zhu alone.

As for Yan Yuchen.

He was willing to help, but as soon as Guan Xiong saw him, he was like a sow seeing a butcher, his cry was extremely terrible, and he was unwilling to let him come close.

Chen Zhu couldn't help it, and kicked Guan Xiong's face fiercely, Fang took out a hammer and a sharp knife, and said angrily: "Raise your butt, see if Lao Tzu doesn't chisel you, even your mother doesn't know you!"

Guan Xiong trembled in horror, but in order to get the stinky sock out of his body, he had to obediently pout his buttocks and cry: "Senior Brother Chen, please be gentle, gentle, please......"

Chen Zhu said disdainfully: "It's not the first time, what are you afraid of." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he swung the sharp knife in his hand, slammed it into his ass, and then raised the small iron hammer in his hand, as if mining minerals, and struck at the sharp knife hard.

"Bang! bang!"

It's fast and ruthless!

"Ahh

A scream, piercing the sky!

The chrysanthemum flower burst open, and blood sprayed, directly spraying Chen Zhu's face.

"it!"

Chen Zhu was furious, and with a "snap", the hammer in his hand swung even more fiercely!

Guan Xiong's eyes rolled, and he fainted in pain, and his body was still trembling.

With every "snap", he shuddered.

Yan Yuchen really couldn't bear to look at it more, so he turned around and walked to the side.

That old dryad is really ruthless.

He just said to teach Guan Xiong a lesson, and exploded his chrysanthemum, who knew that the old monster could still come up with such a trick, and sure enough, the older he gets, the worse it gets.

As if sensing that he was talking ill of his grandfather, Ah Tu and Ah Shu, who were hanging on the two Mimi, began to express their dissatisfaction.

"Brother, if it weren't for your anger, grandpa wouldn't have taken out these stinky socks that have been treasured for more than ten years. ”

"Brother, I want to pee. ”

"Ah Shu, just pee on him, down his Mimi, and then everyone thinks he's peeing pants. ”

"Well, I'm going to pee. ”

The conversation between the two sisters was like an exchange of hearts, and only Yan Yuchen could hear it.

Yan Yuchen hurriedly touched Mimi on his chest and said, "Bear with me, I'll take you to find a place where no one is." ”

Then he turned around and quickly burrowed into the forest.

When Yan Yuchen came to a bush where no one was around, Ah Shu swayed on his mimi again and said, "I don't want to pee again." ”

Ah Tu said sternly: "Ah Shu, don't be naughty, how did grandpa explain when he left? Let us not mess around, you forgot? Since you said that you want to pee, you must pee, just pee on your brother's body, don't lie to your brother." ”

“……”

Yan Yuchen quickly took out the leaf and threatened: "If you two mess around again, don't blame me for being unkind to you." Wait for me to recite the mantra, and you will regret it. ”

When the two sisters heard this, they fell silent.

When Yan Yuchen was about to be proud, he heard Ah Shu say again: "Sister, why can't I understand what he is talking about?"

Ah Tu thought for a while and said, "I don't understand, and I don't know what he's doing with a rotten leaf, although I don't know what he's going to do, but he looks so powerful." ”

Yan Yuchen snorted coldly, and immediately raised the leaves in his hand and said: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, I play chess with your father, your father is like me, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father......"

However, nothing happened.

Ah Tu said very pitifully: "This brother seems to have some problems in his brain, let's not make trouble." ”

Ah Shu sighed and said, "I pity such a fool." ”

Yan Yuchen suddenly said angrily: "This damn old monster is actually playing tricks on me! No, my brother has to go back to settle accounts with him!"

Now he came to his senses.

Since he gave him two naïve granddaughters, watching and escorting them, how could he give him a spell that could restrain the two.

After all, these two are people's relatives.

Yan Yuchen felt a kind of shame of being played, turned around, and was about to go back to settle accounts with the sinister and despicable old dryad.

Ah Tu immediately screamed and said, "Ah, no, my head hurts, brother, brother, please stop chanting the mantra, I was wrong......"

Ah Shu also said with a crying voice: "Woo...... I don't dare anymore, brother, don't read it, I admit my mistakes, it hurts, it hurts me!"

Yan Yuchen was stunned for a moment, looked at the leaves in his hand and said, "Could it be that the effect of this spell is relatively slow?" ”

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, I'll play chess with your father......"

"Ahh......h

"Woooooooooo......oo My head is about to explode, my brother spares his life, woo woo woo ......"

The two sisters began to cry and beg for mercy.

Yan Yuchen snorted coldly, put away the leaves, and said: "Even if you know each other, if you dare to mess around in the future, look at me if I don't have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and miss you to death!"

The two long hairs on their chests were entangled, and the two sisters laughed together, very happy.

"This fool!"

"What an idiot, laughing to death, giggle......"

After Yan Yuchen returned to the same place, he saw Guan Xiong, who had already passed out in pain, and woke up in pain, holding the tree with both hands, his buttocks high, and his mouth open a big howl.

Chen Zhu, on the other hand, was covered with blood, and the hammer and sharp knife in his hand were still digging non-stop.

The other monks, who were still watching from the side, were amazed, and at this time their faces turned pale with fright, and they hid far away.

Xiao Yu'er mysteriously walked out of the forest next to her, leaned close to Yan Yuchen and said, "I just saw Uncle Bai catch a caterpillar over there, do you think it's a caterpillar that has grown into essence?"

Yan Yuchen nodded and said, "It should be, otherwise how could Uncle Bai run away with a demon in his mouth." ”

Xiao Yu'er let out an "oh", glanced at Guan Xiong, who was trembling and wailing holding the big tree, her eyes flickered, and she said with a smile: "Yan Yuchen, Guan Xiong is like this now, you should be the happiest, right? He didn't target you less along the way, hehe, I'm a little strange now, why did the old tree demon let you go and kill Guan Xiong? Is it really for those two magic weapons? Yan Yuchen, why do I think the reason why Guan Xiong became like this is caused by you?"

Yan Yuchen frowned and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Senior Brother Guan and I are brothers in the same sect, how can we kill each other." ”

Xiao Yu'er snorted, looked at him with burning eyes and said: "Anyway, I found a problem now, everyone was hurt and embarrassed along the way, as long as you are safe and sound, and you have obtained so many magic weapons, you are all fine when you meet such a powerful old tree demon, I think you are either blessed by a god, or you are super lucky." So I Xiao Yu'er decided, the rest of the way, no matter where you go, no matter what you do, I will follow you, I don't want to die. ”

"And what if I go pee and?"

"Hmph, then I'll pee with you and pull together, anyway, I'll follow you!"