Even though he already knew the result in advance, Ding Li Fat Man was still a little worried when he was waiting for the promotion notice. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Their fears vanished as the green light for promotion went up in smoke.

The next thing they have to do is prepare for the "Comedy Talent" quarterly competition on the evening of June 30.

As for the works performed in the quarterly competition, Ding Li already has the answer in his heart.

"Eat Noodles"!

In fact, strictly speaking, Ding Li was very dissatisfied with the sketch "Restaurant Adventure" performed tonight.

Because in the previous life, this sketch was over after the fat man took the bowl away, and there was no slogan behind the little boy holding a toy gun pointing at the fat man and saying that he was not allowed to move and the new wind of the tree, and he was upright, starting from me.

The reason why Ding Li is doing this, speaking of which, is a big sycophant!

Whose sycophants are you filming?

This cannot be spoken, only understood!

Back at the hotel, Ding Li immediately lay lazily on the bed, silent for a long time, he was worried, worried that his adaptation of the sketch would not be accepted by those audiences?

I don't know how long it took, he suddenly sat up straight, and asked the fat man, "Fatty, let me ask you something, you have to tell the truth, the two sketches of "Restaurant Adventure" and "Hotel Adventure", which one is good?"

The fat man didn't expect Ding Li to ask him this question, scratched the back of his head with his hand, thought for a while, and replied seriously: "Both are good, if you have to say that good thing, it can only be the sketch "Restaurant Adventure" performed tonight." ”

Ding Li looked at the fat man and asked in disbelief, "Really?"

"Nail, what's wrong with you? Hysteria?" The fat man shook his fat hand in front of Ding Li's eyes, and said, "Tonight's sketch is really good! I can't say what is good, but you can take a look at the comments of those netizens." ”

After speaking, he handed the mobile phone in his hand to Ding Li.

Ding Li took it and looked at it, most of the netizens' comments were still quite pertinent, what to promote positive energy, a work of conscience waiting.

Of course, not everyone is praising Ding Li's fat man, a few netizens are constantly scolding, angrily scolding Ding Li's performance as shit, it is completely a waste of their time, scolding the fat man's performance is very rigid, and saying that such a performance can advance to the quarterly competition, there must be shady scenes, etc.

Ding Li looked at it for about thirty minutes, then returned the phone to the fat man, and began to write alone.

He was going to prepare the works for the bonfire on the 1st of July.

This work is similar to the abduction performed by Mr. Zhao Benshan, it is also performed by three people, two men and one woman, but one is selling abduction and the other is selling paintings.

The content is different.

The results are also different.

The abduction ended with Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin pushing their bicycles off the stage, and the painting ended with Ding Li being arrested by the police.

Ding Li spent an hour writing the sketch "Selling Paintings", and then handed it to the fat man, "Fat man, how about looking at this book?"

The fat man who took over the sketch script read it very carefully, and it took about an hour, then he raised his head, gave Ding Li a thumbs up, and said, "Nail, this book is better than the first two of our performances." ”

As soon as the words fell, he seemed to remember something, and asked Ding Li, "Nail, this sketch needs three people, and it is a three-person sketch of two men and one woman, there are only two of us, where is the third performer?"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

When Ding Li created this script, he was completely inspired by those netizens and completed the script in one go, without considering the actors at all.

Now when I hear the fat man ask this, I suddenly feel worried!

The fat man looked at Ding Li and tentatively made a suggestion, "Do you want to change that female policeman to a male policeman, if you change it to a male policeman, Xu Dong can make a cameo." ”

Ding Li shook his head, in the whole sketch, the policewoman played two roles, the first is to remind the fat man, beware of the urban beauty who was deceived by the liar, this urban beauty must give all the audience a youthful and lovely image, and then the capable policewoman who arrested Ding Li, the liar.

If this role is replaced by a man, the enjoyment of the entire sketch will be greatly reduced, and a greatly discounted sketch script is not what Ding Li wants to see!

Suddenly, Ding Li thought of the second-tier actress Li Xiulan who once helped them intercede in the film and television city!

Li Xiulan, an actress, debuted at the age of eighteen and has performed more than 30 TV series so far, but unfortunately she has always been the second female lead, and she is also the kind of female number two who is not popular in dramas.

If she plays the role of a policewoman in the sketch "Selling Paintings", it seems to be good, of course, the most difficult thing is that this Li Xiulan has a good character......

"Fatty, what do you say about Li Xiulan?" Ding Li looked at the fat man and asked.

"That Li Xiulan?" the fat man replied in a daze, at a loss.

"Holy, fatty, you're pretending to be 13. Ding Li scolded with a smile and reminded: "It's the Li Xiulan who helped us intercede in the film and television city." ”

"You're talking about her. The fat man suddenly realized, and the bull head replied to the horsetail: "Yes, it is very beautiful." ”

Ding Li pointed at the fat man with his finger and said quite speechlessly: "Fat man, fat man, what are you thinking in your head? I'm asking you, what if Li Xiulan plays this policewoman?"

"Good. The fat man replied with a word, then looked at Ding Li, and said: "Nail, the key is that we don't have the contact information of the family, and we don't know if they have a schedule, what if there is no schedule?"

"Yes. Ding Li sat on the sofa and pondered, "I want to think about what to do?"

"But we can take a look at her on Weibo. The fat man looked at Ding Li and smiled.

"Weibo?" Ding Li raised his head, looked at the fat man, and asked in surprise: "Shui Lanxing Huaxia has a Weibo?"

"Absolutely. The fat man clicked on the Weibo on his mobile phone and threw the phone to Ding Li, "This is the Weibo I just registered, you can take a look." ”

Ding Li looked at the Weibo interface on his phone.

Stay!

This Weibo interface is exactly the same as the Weibo interface in China before he crossed the earth, if it weren't for the fact that the area of this water blue star is larger than the area of the earth, and there are only four continents and four oceans, he really thinks that he is on the earth!