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Erlang God looked around with a confused expression, he only remembered that he was patrolling the South Heavenly Gate, and suddenly a burst of dazzling light erupted from the passage of the Heavenly Realm, and then a huge suction force tore at him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

And then...... Then I came to this unfamiliar place.

"There's the sky here, and there's the sun. Did you go down to earth?" Erlang God put away the trident and said to himself.

"Whoosh!" Just when Erlang God was confused, a car sped past not far from him.

After Erlang God heard the voice, he blinked the third eye on his forehead, and saw a red unknown object in the distance, and there was a person inside, and he roared: "Youkai!

Then he kicked his footsteps, and his body flew out, like a fashion. In an instant, it appeared in front of the car.

Erlang God was like a traffic policeman, his palm stretched out, making a stop posture, and his right hand changed into a trident and danced in the air, roaring angrily: "Monster, quickly spit out the people in your belly, otherwise your soul will be scattered if Ben Zhenjun beats you!"

The driver was driving the car when he suddenly saw a man standing in front of the car, slammed on the brakes, and the tires made a long mark on the ground.

"Ah~" The car stopped steadily in front of Erlang God.

Erlang Shen carefully looked at the unknown object in front of him, and many question marks flashed in his mind: "Toad spirit, snake spirit, rabbit spirit, I haven't been down to earth for hundreds of years, I didn't expect there to be such a strange-looking monster." ”

If you want to die and lie down on the train track, don't harm labor and management here! If you touch porcelain, get out of the way of labor and management! Delay labor and management to negotiate business, and I will have someone hack you to death!"

The driver was obviously taken aback, rushed out of a nervous disorder halfway, and stopped the car, no matter how good-tempered people were, they couldn't stand it. He rolled down the window directly and scolded Erlang God.

Seeing that this monster was actually insulting to himself and insulting himself, Erlang God couldn't help but be furious: "Monster, you are unreasonable to me! I am Erlang God, see that your soul is scattered if you don't fight!"

After saying that, he directly brandished the trident and slashed towards the car.

"Boom!", the trident slammed into the body, and suddenly there was a burst of golden light, and the car was split in half.

"Hmph! Look for death! Now the monsters in the world are really getting more and more incomprehensible. Erlang God looked at the shattered car and snorted coldly.

The owner of the car was still sitting in the driver's seat at this time, his eyes were like copper bells, he slowly turned his head, and looked at the other half of the car separated from him in disbelief.

"Holy!" he screamed, hurriedly unbuckling his seat belt, and the man rolled out of the car. He ran backwards with a roll.

"Hey, Ben Zhenjun saved you, why didn't you even say a word of thanks?" Hey, hey, don't run!" Erlang God disappeared in a flash, and instantly reappeared in front of the driver.

"Plop!" The driver saw the ghost-like figure of Erlang God, and knelt down directly in fear, crying and begging for mercy:

"Hero, king, immortal! I am an old man, and a lower one. I just scolded you for being wrong, I should have hit, I should have hit, please let me go!" said the driver, slapping himself in the face.

He didn't dare to look at Erlang God's face in a hurry, so he could only kowtow and hit himself. If he looked closely, he might recognize that it was an immortal standing in front of him.

"Oh, little brother, I can't help it, I can't help it! It was the monster who wanted to eat you just now, and now you're safe. Get up and go home and live your life. Erlang God helped the trembling driver up.

As soon as the driver heard that Jiro God would not kill him, he ran away, shouting as he ran, "Ah, there are monsters!"

Jirojin shook his head, completely unaware that the monster in the driver's mouth was himself. He also said to himself:

"I didn't expect the world to be so chaotic, it's really hard for these ordinary people. Alas, if it weren't for the blockade of the Heavenly Passage, the True Monarch would definitely kill the demons in the lower realm. ”

"By the way, finally next time in the mortal world, I want to take pictures of the scene in the mortal world and send it to the Taoist friends to see, and I don't envy them to death. And Brother Jun, let him treat me to a mortal meal. ”

After speaking, Erlang God conjured up the love madness made of fairy jade in his hand 56.

Just wanted to take a picture, he found that Brother Jun actually sent a private message to himself, opened it and asked where he was.

"Hehe, I didn't expect Brother Jun to be so hospitable, and he was going to receive me as soon as possible. Forehead...... But where am I?" Erlang God then fell into a state of confusion again.

"Forget it, let's take a picture of Brother Jun and let him find it himself!"

Erlang God then took a 360-degree photo of the scenery around him.

He sent more than a dozen photos to Zhang Dongjun in one go. Then he sat on the road pier next to him and waited for Zhang Dongjun to pick him up.

Zhang Dongjun had already walked out of the restaurant at this time, and because he was afraid of the earthquake, he took the three girls to a vacant place.

However, the clearing was already crowded with people, and everyone was so frightened by the tremor that they ran out of the house.

"Ding Dong!" the phone prompt sounded.

Zhang Dongjun hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was a private message from Erlang God, he hurriedly clicked on it.

More than a dozen photos appeared on the screen, including a selfie of Jiro God, who was smiling and posing for the camera, and another was a photo of the broken car.

There is also a sentence attached to the photo: "Brother Jun, I just met a monster when I went down to earth, but I have been killed by Ben Zhenjun." You're going to treat me to a delicious meal later!"

"Damn, something happened anyway. This Erlang God ......." Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while at Erlang God.

Among the more than ten photos sent by Erlang God, the street signs on the side of the road were just taken, and Zhang Dongjun already roughly knew the location of Erlang God.

Then he kept tapping his hands on the screen, and hurriedly replied: "Zhenjun, if you see this kind of monster again, don't kill it." It...... It is like a horse-drawn carriage, a means of transportation in the world. ”

Zhang Dongjun really couldn't explain the car in words, so he could only give him an analogy.

After replying, he said to Lin Qiandai, Ning Zhiyun and Ouyang Yalan: "I have a friend who has come to Kyoto, I will go over and pick it up now, you go back early, you must pay attention to safety." ”

After sighing with a few people, Zhang Dongjun ran to the side of the road, and due to the earthquake just now, all the vehicles on the road stopped.

Zhang Dongjun knew in his heart that this was definitely not an earthquake, but a movement caused by Erlang God.

He came to a taxi, and after some persuasion, the driver started the car and drove towards the place where Zhang Dongjun was told.

After Erlang God received Zhang Dongjun's message, he looked embarrassed: "It turns out that this kind of monster has been tamed by humans and has become a means of transportation." Oh, the first time I came to the mortal world, I got into trouble, this is to let the Jade Emperor know that he has it, and he will definitely punish himself heavily. (To be continued.) )