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The place where Erlang God is located belongs to the suburbs, and the location is a little remote, and because of the tremor, all the vehicles on the road stopped, and there was some congestion along the way. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It took more than two hours for the car to reach the location of Erlang God.

Zhang Dongjun was in the car, and he saw a big man in white armor from a distance, sitting on the pier of the road and playing with something like a mobile phone.

After paying, he told the driver to wait in place for a while, then opened the car door and walked down, shouting from afar: "Is it Erlang Zhenjun?"

At this time, Erlang God was chatting in the group at the beginning of the Heavenly Realm, showing off to a group of immortals that he had arrived in the world.

Suddenly, he heard someone calling out to him, he knew that it must be Brother Jun who was looking for him, so he raised his head and waved his hand into the distance.

"Brother Jun, Brother Jun, I'm here!"

Zhang Dongjun walked over slowly and looked at Erlang God carefully.

If he appears in Kyoto, he will definitely attract the attention of others. And those three eyes on the forehead, walking on the street, will definitely frighten a lot of people.

Erlang's appearance is not handsome, but he reveals a might, about one meter eight tall, and when he speaks, the third eye on his forehead still blinks.

And at the same time that Zhang Dongjun was looking at Erlang God, Erlang God was also looking at Zhang Dongjun.

Because Zhang Dongjun has never posted photos in the chat group, almost all the immortals in the heavenly court are curious about his appearance.

"Haha, I thought that Brother Jun was an old man with fairy wind bones, but I didn't expect to be so young, but the image in my heart is a big difference. ”

Zhang Dongjun smiled after hearing this: "Zhenjun, the Jade Emperor said, in the mortal world, you have to obey my arrangements in everything, otherwise you will be severely punished when you return to the heavenly court." ”

Erlang God nodded, then looked left and right, saw that there was no one, and whispered in Zhang Dongjun's ear: "Brother Jun, don't tell the Jade Emperor about killing monsters in the mortal world, I really don't know that it is a mortal carriage." ”

Zhang Dongjun patted Erlang God on the shoulder, and since the driver was still watching the two in the distance, he pulled Erlang God into the woods and instructed:

"True Monarch, you only need to pay attention to a few points in the mortal world. The first point is that you can't use spells at will, and even if someone hits you, you can't fight back. You can't fight back unless he takes a knife to you. ”

"What? I can't fight back when someone beats me? That's so embarrassing. However, when he saw Zhang Dongjun glaring at him, he had no choice but to say: "Okay, I won't fight back, and these mortals won't be able to beat me anyway." ”

As for why Zhang Dongjun didn't let Erlang God fight back, there is a reason, if he makes trouble and attracts the police, this guy is a god and has no ID card in the mortal world, it is difficult to explain if he is found.

You can't tell the police that it's the gods who beat people.

Then Zhang Dongjun continued: "The second point, when you get to the city in a while, you must not do anything new. You can ask what you don't know, but you can't touch it. ”

"The third point is that you can't wear fancy clothes, and the three eyes on your forehead will definitely scare others, can you make it disappear. ”

Zhang Dongjun knew that Erlang God would change seventy-three times, and it should not be difficult to become a modern person.

"The fourth point, the question of title, I can no longer call you Erlang God in the mortal world, your real name is Yang Jian, right, if others ask you in the future, you can answer that your name is Yang Jian. ”

If Erlang God answers that he is the Erlang True Monarch in the Heavenly Court, he will definitely be regarded as a psychopath by others.

"Okay, remember the above four points and you should be fine. ”

Erlang God is like an obedient child, Zhang Dongjun nods every time he says.

There are not many people in the heavenly court, and Zhang Dongjun is one of them. Comparing the names of the strongest judges in the Heavenly Court, it can be said that Zhang Dongjun's status in the Heavenly Realm is comparable to that of the Queen Mother.

After listening to what Zhang Dongjun said, Erlang God changed his body according to the clothes on Zhang Dongjun's body, and the armor on his body disappeared, replaced by a black T-shirt and a pair of black jeans.

Then he wiped his forehead with his hand, and his third eye disappeared.

Zhang Dongjun looked at Erlangshen's current appearance, nodded with satisfaction, and then took him out of the woods and came to the taxi.

Because Zhang Dongjun told him in advance that the car was like a carriage, he didn't take out a three-pronged and two-pointed knife to kill demons. But he did something that made Zhang Dongjun unbelievable.

I saw Erlang God jump, came directly to the roof of the car, straddled his legs, and yelled: "Brother Jun, get on the horse, I haven't ridden for a long time." Let me take you on a gallop. ”

Zhang Dongjun was actually just a little embarrassed, but the taxi driver in the car was stunned, and he looked at Zhang Dongjun with a confused expression.

"......" Zhang Dongjun said embarrassedly: "He has a bit of a problem with his brain, I'm sorry, master!"

Then he said to Erlang God on the roof of the car: "Zhenjun, come down quickly." This kind of carriage is to sit on the belly, not to ride. ”

Erlang God scratched his head and asked suspiciously: "Impossible, if no one controls the direction of the carriage, won't it be a rampage?"

“...... Sure enough, Erlang God's temper is very stubborn, and he promised to listen to himself a few minutes ago, but now he has to follow his own ideas. ”

"Zhenjun, the person sitting in front of the car is the groom, and the car is also controlled in the stomach, so get down quickly. Otherwise, I'll have to tell the Jade Emperor. Zhang Dongjun really had no choice but to take out the Jade Emperor to threaten Erlang God.

As soon as Erlang God heard that Zhang Dongjun was about to sue again, he hurriedly jumped down. Then followed Zhang Dongjun to the car.

"Master, the old town of the Third Ring Road" Zhang Dongjun said to the driver with a smile.

The driver shook his head and kindly reminded: "Little brother, your friend is not lightly ill, hurry up and take him to the doctor, otherwise it will be dangerous to come out alone." ”

Zhang Dongjun just nodded and did not speak. Erlang God began to look around in the car, he wanted to touch it with his hand several times, but when he thought of what Brother Jun said, he took his hand back again.

The car started slowly, and Erlang God began to ask the first question like a curious baby: "Oh, Brother Jun, this carriage is not bumpy." And this seat is very soft and comfortable. Why is that?"

“...... Uh, this, this. Zhang Dongjun really didn't know how to answer this question.

However, the driver of the car said for him: "Big brother, this carriage is exclusively for the royal family, and generally only the emperor can sit on it, so the quality of the carriage is better than the average, so it will not be bumpy." ”

Erlang God nodded happily, and then said to Zhang Dongjun on the side: "I didn't expect Brother Jun to mix so well in the world, and he actually used the royal carriage to pick me up." ”

Zhang Dongjun showed a feeling expression to the driver, and then said to Erlang God: "The fifth point, talk less, if you have questions, you will ask when you go home!"

Erlang God lowered his head with an aggrieved face, and played with Xianyu to be crazy 56. (To be continued.) )