Chapter 2 The Comatose Photographer

The cool breeze of the night blew, and Lin Xiu couldn't help but feel cold on his body, although it was said that the god killer would not be frozen so easily, but this feeling of being naked was really too bad.

Looking at the surrounding environment and picking a relatively flat place, Lin Xiu unfolded a golden great technique centered on himself, and the golden light expanded from all around, and a building with a round bottom rose from the ground.

It was a five-storey, more than twenty-metre tower-like building in the middle of the forest and the lake, topped by a rooftop with all sorts of trees, some of which were covered with fruit, and the rest were either hung with drinks or food.

In the middle of the rooftop, there is a long table that can accommodate 10 people, and the long table is divided into two rows, left and right, and various kitchen utensils and tableware are placed in the middle.

Although the five positions on both sides are connected together, they are actually relatively independent/standing, and in each position, a complete set of 36 tableware is placed, which has no other use, just to pretend.

The top of the roof is not uncovered, and there is an invisible shield about ten meters above the roof, which works according to the weather.

And Lin Xiu also had a full meal here before checking the other floors. Although the idea of building a house with the Golden Great Technique has long been there, it is only now that it is actually being implemented.

Because of his lack of experience, Lin Xiu could not guarantee whether the details of the building were in line with his own wishes. But when he was about to go downstairs to check, the whole tower shook violently, just as the house shook violently during an earthquake.

"Alarm alert, attack from the outside, energy level LV4. ”

This alert is actually useless, it is to tell the people inside that there is an enemy attack, and quickly copy the guys. As the alarm sounded, a virtual projection appeared in front of Lin Xiu, it was a bird-human creature with black wings, holding a camera of unknown age in his hand.

With these two characteristics, everyone who knows something about Gensokyo is associated with a name - Guan Xiwen.

cough, to be precise, it is the Shooting Pill Wen, who is nicknamed Paparazzi Wen, Guan Xiwen, and Ji Haitang together with the two major gossip reporters in Gensokyo.

It is said that Shotimaru has the highest level of power in Gensokyo, and can fly at the speed of the wind (I don't know if it's a breeze or a squall).

However, this gossip reporter estimated that he had done something unseemly, he was being chased and killed, and crashed into Lin Xiu's tower during the flight, resulting in a broken wing and a bird feather falling to the ground.

Looking at the effect of the fainting of the Shooting Pill from the virtual projection, Lin Xiu couldn't help but sigh, what is this, if it weren't for the fact that this house was strong enough, it was estimated that this was a crow tengu who would be able to collapse this house in one fell swoop.

Energy level LV4, to use an apt metaphor, is the power that erupts from the epicenter of an earthquake of magnitude 5 to 6 in an instant.

Shooting Pill Wen was definitely on the run this time, otherwise he wouldn't have panicked and stupidly crashed into Lin Xiu's new home.

At this time, Lin Xiu didn't have the heart to check the problem of his new home, so he hurriedly checked whether the clothes on his body were complete, and then ran downstairs and came to the side of the Shooting Pill Wen.

At this time, with the imperial coin in her hand, the somewhat disheveled Hakuri Reimu was standing beside her viciously, constantly poking the face of the shooting pill with the imperial coin in her hand.

In the middle of the clothes that exposed his armpits, Lin Xiu could still see Reimeng's chest that was not wrapped in a chest cloth, and so on, as if something was wrong.

However, this is not the most critical, the most important thing is that the paparazzi who have been in a coma are actually talking in their dreams at the moment, and the content is unusually clear.

"After Boli's witch entered the twenty-eighth year, her heart was swaying/rippling, and she was dating a lover by the Houshan Lake, and was peeped through by the reporter of this newspaper. At that time, Hakurei's shrine maiden had nothing but hair on her body, and the unknown man had no external body as well・・・・・・"

With the narration of the Shooting Pill Text, Lin Xiu could see that the black qi on Hakuri Reimu's face was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it soon expanded from her face to her whole body, and the cold aura made Lin Xiu, who had killed several gods, tremble.

This dead crow, what is the truth!

"That, Miss Reimeng?" Lin Xiu said softly, "If you don't mind, how about letting me deal with this crow?" I promise, she'll forget everything she saw before!"

This is also a big truth, Oreos once used the golden great technique to erase the memories of Uejo Dangma and Steele, if it wasn't for Mr. Uejo patting his head with his right hand and sending Steele a friendship fist by the way, they would never remember what happened before.

“・・・・・・”

After hearing Lin Xiu's words, Reimu didn't pay attention to him, but looked at the Shooting Pill Wen on the ground with an expressionless face and unfocused eyes.

Lin Xiu seemed to be able to hear Lingmeng's mouth constantly saying, "Kill her, kill her, kill her, hehehe, hehe, kill her." ”

A murder was about to happen in front of his eyes, Lin Xiu watched as Ling Meng slowly raised the imperial coin in his hand, as if he was holding a fruit knife at the unconscious Shooting Pill Wen, it seemed that she was going to stab down the next moment.

Although I don't know what the material of the wood used to make the imperial coin is, it is estimated that it is not a problem to stab the Shotimaru Wen to death, especially if this dead crow is unlucky, it is inserted in the eye, and with the power of Reimu, it will definitely pierce the head.

As a person who advocates peace, Lin Xiu felt that he had to stop this scene, even if it was the biggest boss in Gensokyo in front of him at the moment.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiu quickly ran back to the room behind him, and then threw out a large pile of gold, and smashed it on the paparazzi Wen accurately, protecting her tightly.

Hawkers, it's better to be buried alive than protection, hundreds of pounds of gold are smashed on the body, even if it is a monster, it will be seriously injured without defense.

Fractures are inevitable, but what does it matter? Compared to being completely purified by the Hakurei witch, serious injuries are a relatively good end, anyway, she already has a broken bone, isn't it?

And the performance of Bo Li Reimu also confirmed that the rumors from the outside world are still credible, and the moment after seeing the gold, Hakuri Reimu seemed to be purified, and the black qi on the whole person disappeared immediately.

The next moment, a fine light emitted from her eyes, and her eyes looked at Lin Xiu in a daze, and then at the gold on the ground.

"You, you've seen my fruit before, right?"

When she spoke, Lingmeng's whole person became quite serious, and Lin Xiu was also stunned by her tone, nodded stupidly, and then said deadly: "Well, the figure is quite good, and the skin is quite white." ”

“・・・・・・”

Lingmeng, who originally saw Lin Xiu nodding, couldn't help but show a warm smile on his face, but after hearing Lin Xiu's words, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

People are like this, there are many things that can be done, but it can't be said, even if Lin Xiu really thinks that Lingmeng's figure is good and his complexion is fair, then just think about it in his heart, and saying it is simply looking for death.

"Ahem, so, in order to express my apologies, I'm willing to help Miss Reimu dispose of this paparazzi's undeserved memories, and give this gold to Hakurei Shrine・・・・・・"

Lin Xiu was not a fool, he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, if he didn't do something, Lingmeng would probably fight with him.

If you change it, you will do it again, and maybe you will do it in some comfortable place.

But not now, although he has the nourishment of spiritual power, it is undeniable that Lin Xiu has really been in a coma for 30 million years, and although his own body functions are intact, compared with before he fell into a coma, the degree of control over his body is already the difference between heaven and earth.

Therefore, he reacted immediately, and looking at Hakuri Reimu's reaction to the gold, he knew how undisciplined this undisciplined discipline was.