Chapter 3 Photographer, Make an Appointment!
"Hmph, for Kim's sake, ahem, for your sake, I'll promise not to care, but you have to make sure that this dead crow forgets everything she sees!"
Reimu pointed to the gold on the ground, or the paparazzi who had been buried alive by the gold.
Of course, she doesn't remember anything, and if you're not sure, you can check it out afterwards. ”
Just kidding, this kind of thing is the Golden Great Flame Technique, even the fantasy killer will miss and miss if he is not careful, and he can't deal with the crow tengu?
Lin Xiu's words made Reimu very satisfied, of course she wanted to confirm if the paparazzi had really forgotten what happened before, otherwise her reputation would be ruined!
That's a golden signboard, and no amount of gold can be exchanged, probably・・・・・・
"Let's dig this crow out of the pile of gold, then, or I don't think she'll have much time to live. Although Reimu is a shrine maiden, and your job is to retreat from youkai, you can't purify a Raven Tengu for personal reasons, right?"
As he spoke, Lin Xiu walked towards the pile of gold, but halfway through it, he was stopped by Bo Li Reimu: "That gold now belongs to Bo Li Shrine, and others can't touch it at will!"
Reimu looked at Lin Xiu vigilantly, and then waved his hand at the gold, and in an instant, all the gold was transferred to other places by Reimeng with sub-holes, revealing the paparazzi who was originally buried by the gold, seriously injured, unconscious, but still talking about gossip news.
Looking at the appearance of the paparazzi, Lin Xiu couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart: There is really no one with this level of dedication!
Even if he is seriously injured and unconscious, he still does not forget to make up jokes and write gossip in his sleep, if this kind of reporter lives in modern times, it is estimated that it will not be long before he will be promoted to editor, and after a while, he will be regarded as a thorn in the side of countless stars.
Unlike Lin Xiu, Bo Li Reimu saw the appearance of the paparazzi, and the anger in her heart couldn't help but burn again.
Reaching out and grabbing the collar of the paparazzi, he dragged him directly to Lin Xiu's tower, because the collar was pulled by Reimeng, and in the process of moving, Wenwen's lower abdomen would inevitably be a little gone.
Looking at the fish-man lines that Wenwen showed from time to time, Lin Xiu couldn't help but admire: worthy of being a professional escape expert, these abdominal muscles have run out.
"Oh, no, there wasn't this house here! It's a mutation, alas, but forget it, as long as you don't get into trouble. ”
Reimu is not keen on dealing with mutations, as long as it doesn't cause big problems, some dispensable mutations will not be ignored by this undisciplined man.
Like Lin Xiu, who just built a house out of thin air, it doesn't matter to Reimu, this is the back mountain of Boli Shrine, and there are usually no people, even if there is a big change, she will have time to deal with it.
"Oh, thank you so much, in order to show gratitude, I will take care of your three meals a day in the future!"
Hearing that Wujie didn't care about enclosure behind the shrine, Lin Xiu also politely contracted Reimeng's three meals a day.
Anyway, the food is all picked from the trees for free, and the energy to maintain the Golden Great Yan Technique is also the spiritual power absorbed from the surroundings, and Lin Xiu's role is to spend four hundred years reading the CD, and then find a place to release the skill・・・・・・
Reimu: "Really, really? Woo, I'm so grateful! Can we eat first now? I'm so hungry!"
Lin Xiu: "・・・・・・ restaurant is on the top floor, come with me." ”
After walking into the tower with Reimu, Lin Xiu said, 'The three of us will appear on the rooftop in the next moment', and then the three of them appeared on the rooftop in unison the next moment, looking at the trees full of various delicacies, Reimu couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Can you eat these, can you really eat them?" Looking at Lin Xiu with a hopeful face, Bo Li Reimu's eyes were full of longing.
After receiving Lin Xiu's affirmative reply, Reimu threw the paparazzi Wen in his hand and ran directly to the nearest tree.
The paparazzi Wen who was thrown to the ground woke up because of the pain, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the witch of Hakurei was holding the roast chicken and biting it, and he was so frightened that he fainted again.
Lin Xiu, who was watching this scene, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, forcibly not letting himself laugh, and then read: "The memories of the Shooting Pill Wen about me and Hakuri Reimu in the previous hour have all disappeared! ”
Lingmeng, who was gnawing on the roast chicken, watched Lin Xiu finish all this, and said loudly: "Woo woo." ”
"Swallow and speak. Looking at Reimu a little helplessly, Lin Xiu felt that this witch who was about the same age as himself was like a child.
"Oh, I mean, that's fine? Did she really forget what had happened?"
Bo Li Reimu suddenly showed considerable doubts about Lin Xiu's words, you pretended to be a god stick in front of the witch, can you fake it any more?
"Of course, if you don't believe me, you see that her injuries have been completely healed. Lin Xiu kicked the paparazzi who had come to his senses, but was pretending to be dead, and then said, "Don't pretend to be dead, I know you're awake." ”
"Whoosh!"
Hearing this, Shotimaru Wen suddenly got up and flapped his wings and flew high, rushing towards the seemingly empty sky, and then ・・・・・・
"Alarm, there was a violent impact inside, and the energy level was determined to be LV4. ”
Lin Xiu didn't want to say anything at this time, looking at the Shooting Pill Wen, who was seriously injured again and received a second blow after falling to the ground, Lin Xiu reached out and covered her eyes.
Shooting Pill Wen was not unconscious this time, so after she saw Lin Xiu's movements, she said weakly: "I think, I can still rescue, cough cough, rescue ・・・・・・"
"I know, but before I get you to life, I want to see how big a stupid/bird's brain really is!"
After complaining angrily about the Shooting Pill Wen, Lin Xiu healed her again, and then continued: "I don't understand how you can be so stupid, the same way of being injured, you can actually come twice in a row in a short period of time. Oh okay, sorry, I overlooked how you forgot how you got hurt before, it's my fault. ”
"Your fault?" Shotimaru looked at himself unscathed, and the broken and unshapedly camera hanging around his neck, and then rolled his eyes: "Yes, it's your fault! How are you going to compensate me? My camera is a unique treasure in the whole Gensokyo!"
"Don't be funny, okay? As for your broken camera, if I am conscious of the loop, I will definitely despise it a million times! Of course, it's not that I can't give you a high-end camera, but I have the conditions!"
"Huh?" Hearing that there was a new camera to take, and it was a so-called high-end product, Shotimaru Wenwen was immediately interested, although it may take her to pay a lot of money to get this camera, but it doesn't matter, what is more important than a brand new high-end camera!
"Paparazzi, you're a photographer, or a part-time photographer, right?"
"That's right, I'm the one who supports a news agency's Shotimaru Wen!"
For her profession, Shotimaru is very proud, this is a career she is proud of!
When Lin Xiu heard this, the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "Yes, then, your photography skills should be quite good." ”
"That's nature, even if it's a tenth of a second of footage, I can capture it for you!"
"Very good,Then Mr. Photographer,I'm going to make an appointment.,The latest model of a school city.,The ultra-high list anti-camera is your payment!"