The taste of waiting is uncomfortable, especially after waiting for a long time, the taste is even more uncomfortable.

Zhou Tian and the fat man were really idle, and just when the two of them were wondering whether to go outside for a walk, it was finally their turn to play.

The organizing committee of this cross talk contest divided the preliminaries into 22 sub-venues: A, B, C, D, E, F, J, and H.

Among them, except for venue A, which has hundreds of spectators, the other 21 venues, except for the staff of the competition and a few necessary judges, there is no one left. It's not that there are no people anymore, it's just that these people are the relatives and friends of the contestants, which is what we often call the family and friend cheering group.

Thanks to the fame of Zhou Tian and the fat man, the two drew a good lottery to perform in venue A, and when they went to the stage, the on-site choreographer immediately made a gesture, meaning that they could start performing.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who received the signal from the choreographer, immediately started their journey of the cross talk competition, only to see Zhou Tian roll up his sleeve and say with a smile, "Hello everyone." ”

The fat man on the side, after Zhou Tian finished saying this, said: "Dear audience friends, hello everyone. ”

Zhou Tiandao: "I'm sorry, now it's our brother's turn to tell you cross talk, Zhou Tian, a cross talk actor who is not from a professional class, is here to salute everyone." ”

After speaking.

It's a ninety-degree bow.

This trick.

It is often used when cross talk actors perform on stage, so many viewers are not surprised. Therefore, when they heard it, they all subconsciously crooked their mouths, a little speechless, this kind of bloody opening words is too unoriginal, and it is too bland.

Just when everyone was thinking so, the burden came, and the burden of this cross talk came.

The fat man pointed to Zhou Tian, who was still bending at 90 degrees at this time, and said: "Zhou Tian, what are you doing here? Threatening the audience? I tell you, you can't do this, the audience won't eat your set, you should kneel, just kneel." ”

"Papapa......" The audience applauded.

In the applause of the audience, Zhou Tian straightened his waist, and then pointed to the fat man next to him with his hand, "Fat man, you come and help me." ”

"Sunday, what's wrong with you? Are you still going to slander the audience? Slander the applause of the audience. The fat man teased.

This quote from him.

Immediately caused many audience members to laugh, including the staff on the scene, all of them laughed, "Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

In the laughter of the audience, Zhou Tiandao: "It's not the applause of the audience, but when I bowed just now, I accidentally twisted my waist." ”

"Poof. A viewer who was sitting in front of the computer and watching the cross talk contest through computer video, after listening to Zhou Tian's words, suddenly sprayed, and immediately squirted out the tea he had just drunk in his mouth.

The waist is twisted!

You've twisted your waist in time.

on stage.

Zhou Tian straightened his body, clasped his hands into fists and said to everyone in the audience: "I made a little joke just now, I hope my friends don't be surprised." ”

An apology was over, and I knelt down. The fat man next to him muttered.

"Why do you keep telling me to kneel?" Zhou Tian squinted his eyes and glanced at the fat man, "I really thought I hadn't knelt, did I?"

"When did you kneel? Because of what?" As soon as the fat man heard that Zhou Tian had knelt, he immediately raised his voice and asked.

"I've been kneeling, I've been kneeling for Chinese football. Zhou Tianyu was shocking, throwing out a big burden.

I have to say.

This burden is really heavy and big.

Chinese football.

A hurdle in the hearts of all Chinese.

A hurdle in the hearts of all Chinese gentlemen.

A phrase we hear a lot.

Nothing else.

But there is not much time left for the Chinese men's football team.

In addition to this sentence, there is another sentence that has always accompanied the Chinese men's football team, this sentence is that our Chinese men's football team will prepare for the next World Cup in advance.

A sentence that there is not much time left for the Chinese men's football team and a sentence that our Chinese men's football team will prepare for the next World Cup in advance, how many Chinese hearts have been broken?

Compared with the burden of other cross talk, the burden of this cross talk not only did not cause the audience to laugh, but on the contrary, it also silenced a group of audiences.

The audience frowned in contemplation.

The judges also looked at each other, it seemed that they were shocked, and they were shocked by the cross talk of Zhou Tian and Wang Le, after all, these are two contestants who have not studied professional cross talk at all.

As for this burden related to Chinese football, even many professional cross talk actors may not be able to throw it out so easily.

But now.

Two cross talk actors who are not from professional classes were thrown out so easily, and it was just right.

It can be said that the cross talk between Zhou Tian and the fat man, with just a short opening statement and a few words, shocked everyone.

The threshold of the art of cross talk is very low, it seems that you can say it with your mouth, but it is very difficult to get started, it has its own strong professional level, and it can't be said at all if it doesn't take a few years, or even more than ten years.

But now.

Two non-professional cross talk actors actually showed a strong professional level on the stage of the cross talk competition.

What should people say?

I can't say.

on stage.

The cross talk continues.

The fat man looked at Zhou Tian, stretched out his hand and said, "I didn't expect you to be a senior fan." ”

"Actually, I'm not a fan. Zhou Tiandao: "My neighbor, that's called a senior fan, he, like me, also likes to watch the national football team." ”

"The national football team is not looking at it. The fat man said.

"It's not good-looking, but it can't stand our hearts. When Zhou Tian said this, he pointed his finger at his heart, "We are Chinese, although the Chinese men's football team is not a thing, playing stinky, we also support it in our hearts." ”

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... Countless people applauded after Zhou Tian's words.

Whether it was the audience, the netizens in front of the computer, or the staff on the spot, they all applauded.

"I remember the 2002 World Cup in South Korea and Japan, which was the happiest for our Chinese fans, and it is also a World Cup that we have been recalling to this day. After Zhou Tian finished speaking, he looked at the fat man next to him and asked, "Do you know why?"

The fat man shook his head and replied: "You can't trouble me with this question, I know that in the 2002 South Korea-Japan World Cup, our Chinese men's football team entered the finals of the World Cup in history." ”