Teacher Liu found a stick more than one meter long, stood in one place and began to show the way. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Ding Li gestured with his hand.

"I'm a kind-hearted man. ”

"At first, it was nothing, but the rain became heavier and heavier, and slowly, the water went from one meter to one meter and a half, and then from one meter five to two meters. Ding Li continued to gesture: "Even so, Teacher Liu did not fade, still standing there motionless, holding a stick to guide the way. ”

The audience was emotionally excited and applauded!

Liu Xiang said: "Wait a minute, more than two meters deep in water, I am still standing there to guide the way, it is also a miracle to survive." ”

Ding Li glanced at Liu Xiang and said with a smile: "Just kidding, of course the rain is not so heavy, just to this part of Teacher Liu." ”

He pointed at Liu Xiang's neck and continued, "Just because of this incident, Mr. Liu was also on the news and was called the most beautiful stupid brother. ”

Liu Xiang said: "Can we get rid of this stupid word?"

The audience is laughing.

Ding Li, "From this silly word, we can see that Mr. Liu is a person. ”

Liu Xiang, "I'm a real person. ”

Ding Li, "Not only Mr. Liu is real, but Mr. Liu's girlfriend is also very real. ”

"My girlfriend is also very kind. ”

"Once during a performance, Mr. Liu forgot something and asked me to go to his house to find it. Ding Li smiled: "As soon as I entered the door, I saw Mr. Liu's girlfriend helping a man cover the quilt." ”

"My girlfriend is kind. As soon as Liu Xiang finished speaking, he immediately reacted and yelled at Ding Li: "Wait a minute, you have explained this matter to me clearly? Where is the man in the family? Why did my girlfriend help him cover the quilt?"

Ding Li, "I also asked at the time, and they said that the water heater in their house was broken, so they would go to your house to take a bath." ”

"I see. Liu Xiang smiled, but after only ten seconds, he yelled, "Their water heater is broken, and they can't come to our house to take a bath." ”

"It's okay, the man still has a blanket on his body, and it's not completely naked. After Ding Li finished speaking, the audience laughed.

Liu Xiang, "Can't we take a bath at home with a blanket?"

"Look at you, you're thinking of the crooked place again, right?" Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang and said.

"If it were you, you wouldn't be in a hurry. Liu Xiang stomped his feet angrily, and then looked at Ding Li, "Teacher Ding, what are you doing on my head?"

Then he understood and yelled, "It looks like I have something more on my head." ”

Ding Li said: "Later, the man left. ”

"I can't go. ”

"At first, the man didn't want to leave, but then he was taken away by his mother. ”

"You can't take it away. Liu Xiang said: "Wait, the man was taken away by his mother?"

"Took it away. ”

"How old is the man?"

"About a year old, just able to talk anyway. As soon as Ding Li finished speaking, he was pushed hard by Liu Xiang.

"Teacher Liu, what are you doing?"

Liu Xiang was furious, "What do you say? I almost misunderstood my girlfriend......." ”

At this time, all the audience knelt down.

And I saw a god-like turn.

"God, how did they come up with their lines?"

"I can't laugh anymore!"

Ding Li pointed to the male audience member who said no, and quipped: "Men can't say no." ”

Interaction.

Interact with each other during the show.

Interact with the audience during the show.

This interaction immediately ushered in countless applause for him.

on the web.

Netizens are all crazy.

"My day, Ding Li is really amazing, he actually interacts with the audience like this. ”

"Who says it's not, it's too. ”

"If you don't admire, you can't do it. ”

"Ding Li deserves it. ”

"Ding Li, come on. ”

“……。 ”

At this time, Ding Li and Liu Xiang on the stage had already performed for almost twelve minutes, in other words, their cross talk was about to end.

The two looked at each other, then nodded lightly and began to wrap up.

"In modern society, if there are more good people like Mr. Liu, our society will become a real and beautiful society. Ding Li said: "Maybe some people can't do what Teacher Liu does, since they can't do what Teacher Liu does, it doesn't matter, as long as they encounter problems, they can think more about ...... and think more for others." ”

When Ding Li finished saying the last word.

The audience is boiling!

It's also boiling on the web!

The audience applauded and applauded, thinking that Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk was too good, and there were several burdens in it, all of which were thought-provoking.

One is the discharge of urban sewage.

Today's city, in fact, can be described as an afterword, donkey dung and eggs are bright on the surface, and when it rains, all the problems emerge.

On the other hand, the ancient cities that are thousands of years old do not have this problem.

Are the ancients powerful?

Or is it not possible for modern people?

No one can tell.

One is the quality of the elderly.

With the development of the Internet, many scoundrel old people have also been exposed one by one, touching a two-year-old girl, and a large group of people occupy the traffic road that should belong to the car in the name of fitness.

On the bus, the old hooligans who rely on the old and sell the old and are disrespectful, are either young people who have finished making mobile phone calls, or young people who insult and refuse to give up their seats, and so on.

What's going on?

Is it the old man who has changed?

Or is it something else?

A question of online public opinion.

In the Internet era, any little thing will be ruthlessly amplified by the Internet, because it is infinitely amplified through the Internet, which makes things exceed the definition of the law, which also gives rise to a new problem.

Public opinion kills.

That's right, it's public opinion killing.

Just like the Evening Bridge incident a few years ago, and the Troubled Boy incident not long ago, all belong to the ranks of public opinion killings.

What's more, it will take a series of scandalous ...... through the Internet

……

When an hour passed quietly, this issue of "Crosstalk Battle" finally decided their champion.

As everyone expected, Ding Li and Liu Xiang, who defended the title several times in a row, won the final championship without giving up!

After the recording, Ding Li declined the invitation to the program team's dinner, went straight to the airport, and flew to the capital overnight.

When I arrived in the capital, I found the hotel where the fat man and Li Xiulan were staying.

At this time, it was already more than two o'clock in the second half of the night, and he thought that the fat man and Li Xiulan had already rested, but when he arrived at the place, he realized that he was wrong.

In a business suite, Fatty, Li Xiulan and an assistant were all busy rehearsing.

They rehearsed a skitty.

In Ding Li's album of the same name, the top three sketches.

The name of the sketch is called Selling Abduction.

In other words, at the New Year's party tomorrow night, they will perform a sketch to sell abduction, you must know that this is the first time that the sketch has appeared in front of the audience in the form of a stage performance.