Chapter 212 Trafficking
The New Year's party is the third most important party in addition to the New Year's party and bonfire party, because the New Year's party is not long and is an extremely important New Year's party, so many people regard the New Year's party as a rehearsal rehearsal for the New Year's party. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Usually after the New Year's party, the actors will appear on the stage of the New Year's party, if the performance is good, the actor will be invited by the New Year's party, if there are a lot of performances, then you have to say goodbye to the New Year's party.
Although entertainment is now developed, and there are more and more programs for the audience to choose and watch, the three major galas of Huaxia are still enduring. Many people became popular because they appeared on the stage of the three major galas, the most representative of which were Ding Li and Fatman.
If they hadn't participated in the bonfire party at that time, the two would not have become popular with a sketch.
At this moment, Ding Li, Fatty, Li Xiulan and his assistant and others were staying in a lounge at the end of the corridor of CCTV TV.
Their show was scheduled for prime time.
It's about an hour away from the golden hour.
The clock ticks by.
Finally, in the eyes of anticipation, the audience ushered in the sketch performed by Ding Li, Fat Man, and Li Xiulan!
Countless people in all provinces and regions across the country are staring directly at the TV set and staring at the New Year's party program!
"It's finally time for their show. ”
"It's about to start!"
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. ”
"After waiting for so long, their sketch finally came. ”
As the host announced the curtain, a big chair appeared on the stage, and then all the audience heard a familiar voice, "Big flicker, big flicker, big flicker, don't go so fast, wait for me." ”
After that, Ding Li walked onto the stage with a cane in hand, a hat on his head, and a Mao suit.
Behind is Li Xiulan, dressed as a farmer and chasing after her.
Many people have seen this sketch, but they are still subconsciously happy, and then their applause rang out.
The sketch begins!
When Ding Li walked to the middle of the stage, he suddenly stopped his steps, looked back at Li Xiulan who had caught up, and said dissatisfiedly: "I said old Mrs. Li, can you not call me by my stage name?
Stage name?
The stage name is called Big Flicker?
The audience at the scene, many people sprayed.
Many of them have watched Ding Li's sketch album and watched this sketch, thinking that they already have a certain resistance, but they still sprayed.
Other people looked at Ding Li on the stage with a shocked face, because although the current sketch script has the same name as the sketch in the album, it seems that the content in it has changed a little, adding a lot of vocabulary and subtracting a lot of words.
For example, Li Xiulan's words chasing Ding Li just now, there are only three words in the album, big flicker, you wait.
But now it's become a big fool, don't go so fast, wait for me.
This is something they didn't expect.
You must know that this is the result of a night of pondering by Ding Li, Fat Man, and Li Xiulan, in order to avoid giving the audience a feeling of aesthetic fatigue, they can be said to have worked hard to modify a lot on the basis of selling the original abduction.
The sketch on the stage was still continuing, and I saw Li Xiulan laughing, pointing to the cane in Ding Li's hand, and asking, "Dad, can you sell the things in your hand?" The streets are full of people with good legs and feet, don't be kidnapped and sold at that time, and be beaten up. ”
"Can you say something nice?" Ding Li glared at Li Xiulan, "Besides, you don't know my strength yet." ”
Ding Li glanced at Li Xiulan and put his gaze from Li Xiulan's body to the audience, "I have nothing else, I have a mouth that can speak well, I can say good things bad, and I can say bad things good." ”
"My old man is just amazing. Li Xiulan echoed Ding Li's words and said: "Originally, the two of them were good, but he was stunned that he was able to almost divorce what others said, and the person who was already divorced was remarried by what he said." ”
This passage is also new.
Although it's new, it's all the backgrounds and characters introduced clearly, and you can speak well, eat by your mouth, and your nickname is still called Big Fool, isn't this a liar?
Li Xiulan continued, "If you want me to say this, don't sell it!"
"Because of what?" Ding Li looked at Li Xiulan, "Do you know how much effort I put into doing this crutch? How can I say that if I don't sell it, I won't sell it?"
"This street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your crutches. Li Xiulan said loudly.
"Don't you know me?" Ding Li said proudly: "I can slant the positive flicker, can abuse the wilted flicker, can flicker the sharp flicker, can make the little couple live very well, I will fool him separately." Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs. ”
"Good!"
The audience under the stage began to applaud.
"My God, Ding Li's words are so well written, coupled with that cheap look, I really think he is a big fool. ”
?“ The album seems to be different from the performance on stage today? In addition, Ding Li's tone of speech is too funny. ”
"Who says it isn't!"
The camera was given to Li Xiulan, and she shouted loudly according to Ding Li's instructions, "Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!"
The fat man was riding a small bicycle, and he appeared at this time, and he was originally going straight, but because he listened to Li Xiulan's command, he twisted the handlebar and turned to the side.
I don't know what's going on, maybe the fat man used too much force when he was crutching, and he even fell on the stage with a car.
Seeing this, Ding Li and Li Xiulan's brains suddenly went blank.
Accident at the show.
At this time, there was a performance accident.
What to do?
Those audience members didn't know that this was a performance accident, they thought it was added by Ding Lixin, and the applause immediately rang out without money.
Their applause also made the three people who were a little panicked reflect, the fat man got up, put the bicycle well, and walked towards Li Xiulan angrily, and when he came to him, he yelled urgently: "I said that for the New Year, you are an old woman, you don't stay at home to serve the old man, what are you commanding here at night? I said what are you commanding blindly? You? Do you know where I'm going to go? You just let me kidnap you?"
"I ...... After Li Xiulan said the word "I", she couldn't speak anymore.
Not to mention, she really played the finishing touch.
Ding Li, who was on the side, reminded him in a low voice, "Shout for sale!"
"Sell! Sell!"
"What are you selling?" asked the fat man.
"Turn!"
"Hook on. Ding Li said.