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Zhang Dongjun saw that Li Si chose to stay in the underworld to work, so he didn't want to say much. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 But he believed that the Hades would look at his face and arrange a good job for him.

"Li Si, thank you for telling me so much, work hard in the underworld, I believe in your talent, even if you can't be reincarnated as a person, you can be an official in the underworld. ”

"By the way, King Yama Daxian, return the Sansheng Stone to me when it runs out. This month is very unkind, I'm afraid he will charge interest. Zhang Dongjun saw that the matter was done, so he wanted to get back the Sansheng Stone.

King Yama nodded and picked up his phone.

The images of Li Si and Hades on the virtual screen on Zhang Dongjun's side suddenly disappeared, and I am afraid that the video was turned off over there.

At the same time, two red envelopes appear on the screen.

Zhang Dongjun replied with some puzzlement: "Hmm? Yama King Daxian, I remember that I only sent you a three-life stone, why did you get an extra red envelope?

The King of the Ten Palaces: "Haha, Brother Jun, you are so humorous, if we break the Sansheng Stone, Yue Lao will not fight with our brothers." Hurry up and open another red envelope and take a look, this is a gift from the king of our ten halls of Hades to Brother Jun. I also hope that Brother Jun will take care of him in the next writing competition. ”

Zhang Dongjun didn't expect that he would beg the kings of Hades to do things and receive gifts, which was a real surprise.

He clicked on the first red envelope, which was Yue Lao's Sansheng Stone, and he put it back in his Qiankun bag.

When Zhang Dongjun was just able to connect to the Heavenly Realm Starting Point Network, Yue Lao sent him a pseudo-Sansheng Stone, and he saw the picture of his previous life before he died.

On the wedding night, just about to enter the cave room, he was killed by a thief who broke into his home before he could break through. When he saw this scene, his heart was broken at that time, and he could calculate the shadow area in his heart.

So even if Zhang Dongjun had a real Sansheng Stone, he didn't think about using it, because he was afraid of seeing sad things, maybe what if he fell into the beast path in his own life. If you have the memories of a pig, you might as well kill yourself.

But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he was the doppelganger of Long Ming, and the previous life he saw was probably Long Ming, so thinking about it, Zhang Dongjun suddenly felt that he was in a much better mood.

After receiving the first red envelope, Zhang Dongjun clicked on the gifts given to him by the kings of Hades.

The red envelope slowly opened, and the system prompt popped up, and at the same time, Meng Meng also said on the side:

"Congratulations to the master for obtaining the "Ghost Talisman" function from the Ten Palaces of Yama: this talisman is attached to the body, and the ghosts will be terrified when they see it. Do you want to extract it?"

Zhang Dongjun saw the gifts given to him by the Hades, and three black lines appeared on his head. He hurriedly replied, "Yama King Daxian, did you send the wrong gift?"

King of the Ten Palaces: "No, this spell was personally sent to you by me to Brother Jun, how could it be wrong." ”

"Since there is no mistake, what I want to ask is, I'm not afraid of ghosts, what do you mean by sending this thing to me?" Zhang Dongjun took the ghost repellent talisman in his hand, this thing is of no use to himself, it is simply chicken ribs. Put it in the Qiankun bag to occupy a place.

King of the Ten Palaces: "Brother Jun, I think you have misunderstood. We don't want you to use this to exorcise ghosts. You are living in the human world right now, and there are some things that are certainly inconvenient to do. This talisman also has a function, that is, it can command ghosts with low grievances. It's a lot easier for you to use them to run errands and do small things. ”

After reading the message sent by the Ten Palaces Hades, Zhang Dongjun felt that what they said made some sense, so he put the ghost repellent into the Qiankun bag.

No matter how small the mosquito legs are, it is still meat, which is better than nothing.

After chatting with the Ten Hall Yama Kings for a while, Zhang Dongjun closed the private message window and began to complete the most important moment of his life. It's about taking control of a world and being the master.

Although there are no plants or animals in the Void, not even microorganisms. Again, no matter how small a mosquito's legs are, they are still meat.

Zhang Dongjun took the Heshi Bi placed on the pillow, looked at Erlang God and Food God, and then used his fingers to force out a drop of essence and blood from his body with aura.

The essence and blood have just come into contact with the jade body...... Nothing happened.

"Hmm, what's going on?" Zhang Dongjun completely followed the steps given by Li Si, he saw that He Shibi did not emit any light, nor did he make any movement, and he was a little puzzled.

"That, Zhenjun, you can try it!" Zhang Dongjun directly handed He Shibi to Erlang God beside him.

He thought in his heart that maybe his blood type was not compatible with this and the clan.

Erlang God didn't think much about it, and forced out a drop of blood from his body, but there was no reaction when it was dripped on He's Bi.

"God of Food, you can try it too. Seeing that his blood was useless, Erlang God turned around and handed over He's Bi to the God of Food.

The God of Food also moved as he could, forcing out a drop of bright red blood from his body and dragging it on He's Bi, for a minute, two minutes...... Five minutes passed, and there was still no response at all.

Zhang Dongjun thought that Li Si had deceived him, so he hurriedly opened the private message of the Ten Palaces Hades and sent a video request.

The Ten Palaces Hades quickly connected to Zhang Dongjun's video, and the Yama King asked puzzledly, "Brother Jun, is there anything going on?"

Zhang Dongjun sighed, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said lightly to King Yama: "Li Si, go find him." ”

King Yama nodded, turned and walked out of the room.

In a moment, Li Si followed behind King Yama and came to the Xianyu mobile phone.

Zhang Dongjun didn't say a word, just squirted indiscriminately: "Li Si, I kindly helped you beg the kings of Hades, you dare to lie to me? I dripped blood, why didn't He Shibi react?"

After listening to Zhang Dongjun's words, Li Si lowered his head shyly, and his voice was like a mosquito: "Daxian, you may have misunderstood what I said earlier." It's not blood dripping on He's Bi, it's ...... It's the essence and blood of a man."

"What do you mean kid? Do you mean that we are not men?" Zhang Dongjun couldn't help but vent the anger in his heart when he heard this.

He's so manly, so manly. Zhang Dongjun felt much stronger than Li Si, how could his blood be useless.

"Oh, Daxian! How can people say such a thing, that is...... The blood is not red, but white is useful. When Lees said this, his head was almost buried in his crotch.

"White blood? Your uncle, bullied me without culture? People with leukemia can't have white blood. I don't believe your blood is white!" Zhang Dongjun thought that Li Si was playing with himself again, and scolded angrily.

Li Si saw that Zhang Dongjun still didn't understand, so he had to say it in an easy-to-understand way: "Daxian, it's the blood that flows out from under the man!"

After Zhang Dongjun heard this, he looked at his crotch and immediately understood what Li Si meant. He looked at the Heshi Bi in the hand of the God of Food, and thought of Li Si dusting it... The picture is so beautiful that I can't imagine it.

Knowing that he was not using the essence and blood in his body to stimulate He's Bi, Zhang Dongjun turned off the video.

"In order to get the other half of the dragon qi, for the future of the motherland, what is it to sacrifice some children and grandchildren. Zhenjun, such an important matter will be handed over to you!"

Zhang Dongjun showed a righteous and awe-inspiring look, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, and said to Erlang God on the side.

Erlang God can hear it clearly, Li Sidu said it so bluntly, even a fool can understand what it means. He saw that Zhang Dongjun handed over this matter to himself, and his head shook like a rattle.

"No, no, no, such a serious task may not be completed in the future. God of Food, the lives of the people in the world will be handed over to you. For the prosperity of the world, for the sake of being able to eat beef rolls every day, go to my god of food!"

The god of food looked at the two people in the room blankly, then looked at the Heshi Bi in his hand, and said calmly: "That little Taoist priest said today that he wanted to pay me back, I'm going to collect the account, you guys talk slowly!"

After speaking, the god of food directly threw He Shibi on Zhang Dongjun's bed, and disappeared into the room in a flash.

"No righteousness, no backbone, what kind of man are you, what kind of food god are you. I, who are also immortals, look down on you from the bottom of my heart. The god of food is waiting for me, how can I eat beef rolls without inviting guests when I take the money!"

As soon as the words fell, Erlang God also disappeared into the room.

Seeing the two of them abandon themselves, Zhang Dongjun shook his head helplessly, he picked up He's bi, looked around, and found that there was still a pestle lying beside him, and he couldn't help but show a wicked smile.

"Baby Hanji, you're the only one left. It's time to stimulate the beast nature in your body, it must be uncomfortable to hold it for 10,000 years!"

"Meow, meow, meow!" Han Qi looked at Zhang Dongjun's appearance of wanting to eat people, and was so frightened that he let out a few cat meows and hid beside the bed and shivered. (To be continued.) )