Three Hundred and Thirty-Six: Controlling the World, It's That Simple (Dirty)

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Zhang Dongjun saw that Erlang God and the God of Food fled very unjustly, and finally could only extend his claws to the only male species in the room. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Baby Hanji, with the friendship between the two of us, I'm afraid this little favor is not difficult for you. Come on, I only need a drop of your essence, and I can give you back a world. Zhang Dongjun slowly approached the shivering Han Qi who was trembling beside the bed.

Han Qi frantically swung its little paws: "Go away, this divine beast is a cute and pure meow, don't let me do such an evil thing." ”

"Oh, yes? Are you a little inconvenient with your paws? It's okay, I don't mind helping you. For our friendship to last forever, come on, my baby Hanji!"

In fact, Zhang Dongjun just wanted to scare Han Zhu, how could he really let a Han Zhu, who was not even an animal, control He's Bi.

"Meow, meow, meow! Since you said so, I don't want to hide it anymore, in fact, I'm a female meow, a female, a female!"

Seeing Zhang Dongjun pressing himself so hard, Han Qi closed his little eyes and began to make up a reason indiscriminately.

"......" Zhang Dongjun was a little speechless after listening to Han Qi's words. Then he couldn't help laughing: "Haha, baby Hanji, you are also hard enough." If you don't help, you can help, you have to say that you are a girl. Please change your deep voice before you lie. ”

Han Ji glanced at Zhang Dongjun and refused: "Even if you kill me, Ben Meow will not do such a shameful thing." As a divine beast, I can't be killed!"

Zhang Dongjun shrugged his shoulders, he always had a question in his mind, that is, as the only species in the world, how to solve the physiological needs.

"Han Zhu, I ask you a very important question, and you must answer it truthfully. Since this topic was discussed, Zhang Dongjun didn't want to hold the question in his heart, so he simply asked it all at once.

Han Qi nodded: "You ask, as long as you don't let Ben Meow do something ashamed, I will honestly explain any questions you raise."

Zhang Dongjun clapped his hands and shouted: "Good look, backbone." Then I ask you, don't you feel lonely when you have lived in the world for tens of thousands of years? Don't you have the urge to find a mate? You see, the animal world speaks again: spring is coming, everything is recovering, and the little animals are in the season of heat. Would you be, huh?"

Han Qi didn't expect Zhang Dongjun's problem to be this, he raised his little paw to cover his head, it was extremely cute.

"Evil humans, what are you thinking in your heart? I am a higher creature nurtured by heaven and earth, how can it be understood by you animals who think with lower bodies? ”

Zhang Dongjun's face was full of disbelief, and at the same time, males, although there is still a difference between humans and animals, he always feels that Han Qi has that need.

He couldn't help but quip, "Okay, okay, you're a higher creature." Do you want me to find you a cat and spend your life with you?"

Han Qi put the little paw to his mouth, thought for a while and said, "Since you are so hearted, I am not easy to refuse." In this way, if you want to look for it, you must find someone with bright coats, a little cute, and from time to time will be coquettish and cute, the most important thing is to be young and have a good voice. ”

"......" Zhang Dongjun saw the sudden change in Hanqi, completely lost his previous reserve, and did not react for a while.

"What? Is this request difficult? Why can you humans choose beautiful wives, but this divine beast can't?" Han puffed out his mouth, thinking that Zhang Dongjun was laughing at him.

Zhang Dongjun hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "No, no, no, this requirement is not high, it is really not high." When I have time, I will go to the pet store to choose a wife for you, and when the time comes, I can take you with me. ”

Han Qi nodded with satisfaction: "It's about the same, let's talk about it first." This beast is not to solve physical needs, but it is really boring to live with you humans, and I just want to find a cat to be my companion. ”

“…… I'll give full marks for this explanation!" Zhang Dongjun saw that the time was not early, and said to Han Qi with some embarrassment: "That, Brother Han Qi, since you are not willing to help, can you please avoid it, or go to Erlang God's room?"

Han Ji showed an expression that I understood: "Okay, then I won't bother you." Ben Meow still likes the bed in Erlang God's room, you don't sleep comfortably here. After speaking, he left Zhang Dongjun's room without turning his head.

After Zhang Dongjun saw Han Qi leaving, he directly locked the door and pulled up the curtains.

As a single dog for many years, Zhang Dongjun has long been familiar with this kind of thing, he put the tissue in front of the computer desk and turned on the hotel's computer.

The three essential artifacts for otaku to vent, tissues, computers and love movies, have gathered two things, just waiting for the computer to turn on.

After the computer was started, Zhang Dongjun put on his headphones, clicked on the web page, and skillfully entered a string of URLs that could be viewed directly without downloading the player.

"Whew!" he let out a long sigh and began to brew his emotions, then found a movie that he was more interested in and watched it carefully.

As the plot progressed, Zhang Dongjun took off his pants, of course, the most important thing was to rely on the help of the five girls.

Time passed minute by minute, accompanied by a **** sound with a hint of pain, Zhang Dongjun dropped a drop of thick essence on He's Bi.

Before he could wipe it, he saw a soft light bloom from He's Bi, and the scene in the void was projected into Zhang Dongjun's mind, and he could see every corner clearly.

"Bad luck, it turns out that this is the legendary God's perspective! Controlling a world is so simple. Zhang Dongjun had an idea in his heart, he felt that he was a god, and he controlled everything in the place where he was not needed.

He searched for a moment, and finally set his eyes on the monster resting on its stomach.

The monster also seemed to notice that there was a gaze watching him, and let out a whimpering sound, as if to greet the emperor.

"Now that I've become the master of this world, it's useless to keep you, let me disappear!" Zhang Dongjun roared, and as soon as his words fell, he saw the monster's body slowly blurring, and then turned into a point of light and dissipated in place.

After Zhang Dongjun saw that the monster dissipated, he cut off contact with He's Bi, wiped it with a tissue, and put on his pants.

"Damn, who set a point to use this method to control He's Bi, if I let me know, I have to beat him up. Sacrificed so many of my children and grandchildren at once. Zhang Dongjun began to scold his mother while wearing pants. (To be continued.) )