Chapter 6: Funny Songs

Thinking of this, Yang Zhi immediately followed those people in one direction.

After a while, I arrived at a crowded place.

A huge banner reads: "Celebration of the 10th anniversary of the opening of the Mishuzo Liquor"

Yang Zhi desperately squeezed inside, and encountered a lot of white eyes and insults along the way, but he turned a deaf ear.

finally squeezed to the front, and just as a host stood up with a microphone, he said to the audience below with a smile on his face:

"Thank you brothers and sisters! At the celebration of the 10th anniversary of the opening of the Royal Liquor Industry, today we not only have a drinking competition, but also our wine boss will also invite the popular Internet singer Lin Zewen, everyone applauds!"

Wow

The crowd suddenly boiled, and many people spoke one after another:

"It's actually the popular Internet singer Lin Zewen! I like his singing "Love or Not Love" so much, will he sing this song today?"

"Definitely, this is his famous song, and the lyrics in it are so touching. ”

"I'm also a big fan of him, and I really like the lyrics in his songs, which are simple, restrained and vivid. ”

“……”

Yang Zhi is also in good spirits, as a person who intends to develop in the entertainment industry, it is very beneficial for him to understand what the songs of this world are like first.

Whether it's rock 'n' roll, classical style, pure music, or heavy music, he will have a lot.

The damn system didn't have anything, but he had it in his head. In the past, when I was a trick, I would listen to music and read novels when I had nothing to do, and I often learned various acting skills to enrich myself.

Although he has been a trick for more than a year, he really doesn't dare to say anything about the level of acting, but when he comes to this world and asks him to sing some classic songs of the earth, he can sing them completely.

Amid warm applause, a tall and thin young man in his 20s with glasses and a sven came to the stage.

Seeing this young man's hairstyle, Yang Zhi couldn't help but want to complain again!

This young man looks like a human dog, but he got a hairstyle and made a cockscomb head!

Originally, the cockscomb head was nothing, but when it was popular on the earth, it was still popular among many young people.

But this guy's cockscomb head is a cockscomb, but the hair on the back is very long and tied into a braid. The top of the head is colorful and pointy, like a handful of jagged teeth.

And he also wears two big black earrings, a big man with such two big earrings, no matter how you look at it, it can't be related to the handsome word, right?

It's just that since this guy came to power, the corners of his mouth have been raised, and he looks confident.

He waved his hand to the audience, and the audience screamed incessantly! Then he pressed his hand, and the audience immediately fell silent, and then he picked up the microphone and said below:

"Today, I am honored to participate in the 10th anniversary celebration of Royal Liquor and to be able to sing a song for everyone. The song I bring to you today is everyone's favorite "Love or Not Love"!"

"Yay!Lin Zewen, I love you!"

"It's really this song, I love it so much!"

"Sing and sing, I can't wait!No, I'm going to record it on my phone and show it off to my friends!"

"You reminded me that I'm going to record it too!"

“……”

Yang Zhi is looking forward to it even more, this song sounds like a love song, but I don't know how different the love songs of this world are from the earth?

Fortunately, he didn't make everyone wait longer, Lin Zewen brewed his emotions a little, then cleared his throat, raised the microphone and began to sing.

It's just that as soon as he opened his mouth, Yang Zhi was blindfolded......

"How many days and how many days

You're always there for me

Laugh with me and bump with me

But I was blind

Blind to your good and your bad

Until you leave me one day

It dawned on me

You've been in my heart for a long time

You are my heart, you are my liver,

Thou art the tip of my heart, the crook of my elbow,

You are my navel and the soles of my feet

……”

"Poof......

Yang Zhi couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly.

The lyrics in front of this are simply limericks, and the back is not an Internet joke on the earth in the previous life?

What kind of love song is this?

Or your belly button and soles?

Why don't you trample on your second goods?

Such a love song can become an Internet hit, and I am also drunk!

Yang Zhi complained frantically in his heart, but he laughed just now, but he was heard by most of the people present, including Lin Zewen, who was singing on stage.

After all, Yang Zhi was standing in the front row, and it was difficult for him not to pay attention.

Most of the people in front also heard it, and glared at Yang Zhi fiercely with Lin Zewen, Lin Zewen did not stop singing because of this little episode, he continued to sing:

“……

I thought everything would always be perfect

But I can't resist God's playfulness

Let's two of us go our separate ways

Your resolute face when you broke up with me

Break my heart into eighteen petals

It made me completely dead set and no longer like it

You are my appendicitis

You are my prostate

You're my

You're my ......."

"Hahaha......"

Yang Zhi couldn't hold back any longer, holding his stomach and laughing, even laughing out of tears.

What kind of bullshit lyrics are these? It's still a popular song on the Internet!

Even appendicitis and prostate are out!

The most disgusting thing is the!

This kind of song can be popular, so isn't it a random Internet crooked song on the earth, and it can be popular here?

He couldn't help it, and even though he had seen many people looking at him with unkind eyes, he still kept laughing.

Where can Lin Zewen continue to sing? Directly interrupted singing, stared at Yang Zhi and asked:

"What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"

The surrounding crowd saw that the singing stopped, and they also accused Yang Zhi one by one:

"That's it, what are you laughing at, it's obviously a very sad love song, what's so funny?"

"You're just here to make trouble, you're not welcome here, you should be blown out!"

"That's it, you either don't have music cells, or you're a black fan, and you deliberately came to the scene to make trouble!"

"Knock him out!"

"Blasting out ......"

The crowd was so angry that it directly alarmed the boss of the imperial brewing industry, and the boss hurriedly waved his hand and asked a person in charge to deal with it.

A short-haired woman in her 30s, dressed in professional attire, walked out and hurriedly instructed the security guards around:

"Security, blast that troublemaker out!"

Yang Zhi saw several security guards walking towards him, so he stopped laughing and hurriedly explained:

"Hey, hey, I'm not here to make trouble, I'm here for a drinking contest. ”

The middle-aged woman said in an unkind tone:

"What other drinking contest are you participating in? I see you're here to make trouble, hurry up and let me out, you're not welcome here." ”

Yang Zhi rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, this lyric is obviously very funny, where is it touching and sad?

The surrounding crowd didn't wait for the person in charge to speak, so they took the initiative to take charge of Yang Zhi:

"Do you understand music? What's so funny about this song?"

"Boy, if you don't make it clear today, I'll beat you out!"

"You have the ability, you can sing a song!"

"That's right, can you bear to sing a song that you think is touching!"

"Sing it......"