Chapter 7 The so-called connotative lyrics
Yang Zhi was a little speechless and said: "Are you unreasonable? This lyric is really funny, why can't it make people laugh?"
Lin Zewen said angrily: "What lyrics do you know about the song? This song was written after three years of hard work, hard thinking, sleepless nights, and study. You actually say it's funny, you have the ability to create one!"
Lin Zewen's fans around him echoed one after another:
"That's right, if you have the ability, you can also create an original song!"
"Just know that it will be sprayed indiscriminately, and it will be obviously black powder, and the identification will be completed!"
"Knock him out!"
"Get out!"
“.....”
Yang Zhiyi waved his hand and said, "What kind of appendicitis, eye feces, you also feel sad?"
Without waiting for Lin Zewen to exit, a female fan immediately said: "This song is called "Love or Not Love", when you love, the other party is an important part of your body, and when you don't love, of course it is a superfluous part." My family's analogy is so good, why do you say it's funny?"
An aunt also said: "That's right, I see Wenwen singing a good, very pictographic metaphor of love! Isn't it sad to think that the other party has changed from the most important part of his body to the superfluous part? My husband just treated me as an eyesh, and the old lady left him in a fit of anger!"
"He's got a damn thing!
"It's said that this girl is black powder, so it's better to let me beat it up!"
“........”
Under the anger of the crowd, there were really a few men who wanted Yang Zhi to approach.
Yang Zhi was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, you brainless fans, since you think such a song has connotation, then I'll sing it to you." I won't sing in vain, I have to charge money!"
Everyone was stunned, and then Lin Zewen said: "Okay, you sing a sentence, I want to see what you can sing!"
The people around immediately quieted down, but seeing that their eyes were not good, they were ready to throw Yang Zhi out after listening.
Yang Zhi walked onto the stage unhurriedly, and then stretched out his hand to Lin Zewen, who could only hand him the topic with a black line on his face.
He cleared his throat and said, "My song is very expensive, I only sing one sentence for free, and if you want to listen to the full version of the song, you have to pay for it!"
"Huh, one, one, one, one"
The crowd booed and cheered.
Yang Zhi didn't care, he had been doing it for more than a year, and he hadn't exercised anything else, but his face was thicker than the city wall. In the face of the boos of the crowd, he turned a deaf ear.
Gently raised the topic, and then sang in a very sad tone:
"If you're a piece of in my eyes, then I'll never wash my face, because I'm afraid of losing you.......!"
If you stand on the earth and sing such lyrics on this stage, it is estimated that the next moment will be shoes and bottles greeting Yang Zhi on the stage.
But when the people present listened, they all fell silent and carefully recalled his lyrics.
Yang Zhi was speechless for a moment: Isn't it?
I saw that the female fan just now suddenly shouted: "It's so moving! What a connotative lyrics! If you are a piece of in my eyes, then I will never wash my face, what a high love realm this is!"
Nani? Yang Zhi was stunned, can he really do it?
Moved, moved by your sister!
This is simply a disgusting lyrics, do you still think the connotation?
If my buddy just sang 'If you're a bubble of in my stomach, then I'll never go to the toilet', wouldn't that be even more moving?
I can't suffocate you!
The aunt next to her also spoke, her eyes were red, and there was already a little mist in her eyes, she looked at Yang Zhi and said:
"Thank you, young man, you made me understand how much my husband loves me!"
What kind of trouble is this? Yang Zhi asked with crossbars, "Auntie, what are you thanking me?"
A tear slipped from the corner of my aunt's eye and said: "I once asked my husband: 'What am I in your eyes', and my husband said 'eye droppings', so I divorced him." And he never liked to wash his face! I now understand how much he loved me! No, I'm going back now and find him to remarry!"
After saying that, he turned around and left....
Yang Zhi was stunned!
The onlookers were also stunned!
And such a coincidence?
It seems that Yang Zhi is just a lyric, and he also beats Lin Zewen!
Wow-----
The audience immediately applauded like thunder, and the voice was more than twice as loud as when Lin Zewen came to the stage!
I'm rubbing! is that okay?
Yang Zhi really doesn't understand the level of appreciation of this world, it seems that he knows too little about this world!
At this time, Lin Zewen couldn't hold back his face, and yelled directly at Yang Zhi: "What kind of ability is it to sing a sentence?
He can't do it if he doesn't roar, the applause is too intense.
However, when they heard him shouting, everyone tacitly stopped applauding, making Lin Zewen's voice appear extraordinarily loud, giving people a feeling of impatience.
Yang Zhi shook his head and said, "I said, my songs are very expensive, and they can't be sung casually!"
When the boss of Yuye Liquor on the side saw it, he immediately said a few words to a young man next to him.
The young man looked ordinary, but the whole person revealed a kind of ability.
He came to the stage and said to Yang Zhi: "This gentleman, our boss said, if you can sing an original song related to wine, and the lowest level is as classic as the sentence just now, our boss is willing to give you 100,000 yuan to buy your song!"
I'm going! It's the same 'classic' as the one I just had? Isn't any song a classic?
Yang Zhi knows that there are several songs related to wine, such as "If the wine is not sold", "Cheers to friends", "Drunken Tango", "Wine and coffee", etc., there are not too many.
And now he really needs a lot of money, so he nodded hesitantly and said:
"100,000 yuan is too little, but I'm not a person who cares, 100,000 is 100,000!"
When Lin Zewen heard this, his face suddenly darkened.
The appearance fee for him here is only 100,000, after all, he is only an Internet singer, not a real singer, and the appearance fee is naturally not high.
But the wild boy who was killed halfway actually had a chance to get 100,000 yuan, which made him feel refreshed!
He couldn't blame the boss of the winery, so he could only say to Yang Zhi: "Boy, did you hear clearly? It's related to wine, and it must be an original song!"
Yang Zhi waved his hand and said, "I'm not deaf, it's just an original song, it's a small meaning." ”
"What?
The people around were all dumbfounded, not only did this guy really agree to create an original song related to wine, but also said that it was trivial?
Is this guy so easy to earn when this 100,000 yuan? Or are you going to sing a random song and fool yourself around?
If he hadn't just shown his hand and sang such a 'connotation' song, I'm afraid that someone would be blown out as a liar now!
Yang Zhi raised the topic, thought about it, and directly sang "Dionysus":
"September 9 makes new wine
Good wine is in our hands
Wine
Drank our wine
Ventilation up and down without coughing
Drank our wine
The yin and aphrodisiac mouth does not stink
Drank our wine
One person dares to go to the green brake
Drank our wine
When I saw the emperor, I didn't kowtow
........”
As the lyrics were sung, many listeners laughed.
Today coincides with the celebration of the 10th anniversary of the opening of Royal Liquor Industry, and Yang Zhi's song not only has the effect of patting sycophants and advertising, but also is indeed in line with the use of Royal Liquor Liquor!
When the boss of Yuye Liquor heard this, he immediately cracked his mouth and laughed, and kept saying: "Good song, good song! This 100,000 yuan is worth it!"