Chapter 181: Stupid and Stupid Clearly
After the military training, Tang An and Sang Mengmeng went home together.
As you wish, this is a heart-warming phrase, but the reason why it is heartwarming is because most of the time there is no "as you wish" in this world, and most of the hopes will be disappointed.
Back in Wutong Lane, as Tang An wished, Nanmao would sit in his room, drinking yogurt and playing games, controlling Tang Wuwang to chop non-stop.
Tang An came to Nanmao's room, the alchemy instruments in the room were still placed here, and the furniture in the house was still in Nanmao's cat's belly, and everything was exactly the same as when she left.
Tang An touched the mouse of the computer, this feeling was very bad...... Tang An was a little difficult to accept that kind of person was gone, but the furnishings at home remained exactly the same.
So Tang An left Nanmao's room, came downstairs, opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of cold water and drank it, the worry in his heart was suppressed a lot, Sang Mengmeng said that Nanmao would come back, and he didn't have to worry about it.
Looking at the yogurt in the refrigerator, Tang An picked it up and looked at the expiration date, and said, "Wang, if you don't come back early, my yogurt will be drunk by me!"
After speaking, Tang An looked outside the door, even if she threatened with the yogurt that Nanmao cared about the most, she didn't jump out suddenly.
It was still that feeling of loss, Tang An knew that these days, it was Nan Mao who caught herself out of the loneliness of living alone, and now that she was not by her side, Tang An was very uncomfortable, this is not a mood that can be changed if there is another person living at home.
What to eat at night? Tang An began to think about this question, which most people would worry about every day, and walked out of the living room to see Sang Mengmeng holding the black tiger forward and touching its cat head with a smile.
The current Black Tiger Striker is a black and white kitten with a rather low appearance, and there is a large black spot on the nose.
When did Sang Mengmeng start to like Black Tiger Striker? She has always hated cats, is it because Black Tiger Striker will now become a cute little girl?
"I made an agreement with the Black Tiger Striker just now, and it will keep the appearance of a cat for the next few days, and then when I come back, I will let her watch "Cat and Mouse" for three days and three nights, and at the same time give her a whole pig to eat. Sang Mengmeng said proudly.
"Where are you going?" Tang An asked strangely, but he didn't care much that the Black Tiger Striker could actually communicate, and ordinary neuropathy couldn't communicate.
"This is my plan!" Sang Mengmeng smiled, "I did hear that the eldest sister in the class was trying to isolate me and find me something." ”
"You're going to deal with them specifically?" Tang An's eyes widened, "What kind of plan?"
At this time, there was a knock on the door, Tang An went over and opened the door, and it was Sang Yueye standing outside the door.
Sang Yueye still has a cold posture, but the messy hair looks more like a noble and cold little princess who kills Matt.
"Your family is so small. This was the first sentence Sang Yueye said when she walked into the yard, "I really wronged her, and I am willing to live with you in a small house in this kind of small alley...... It's also called a yard, and you can't even walk your dog!"
This is the famous Wutong Lane in Zhonghai, and it has become a small house in your mouth? Not to mention that your sister is a dog, and you still walk the dog!
"Why are you here?" Tang An was too lazy to care about her rudeness with the little princess who killed Matt, he knew that Sang Yueye had always thought that her sister was extremely noble and elegant, although she scolded Sang Mengmeng in her mouth, she didn't think that ordinary people were worthy of her sister.
"Of course I'm coming. ”
Sang Mengmeng suddenly clapped her hands together heavily, and suddenly became murderous.
Tang An was startled, and then Sang Mengmeng walked over, pulled Sang Yueye and said, "Come, let's come to the room first!"
"Hey...... Why don't you have dinner here?" Tang An didn't know what Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye were going to do, so he walked to the kitchen while curious.
"Yes!" Sang Mengmeng replied loudly.
Tang An thought about it in the kitchen for a while, and Sang Yueye called Sang Mengmeng over, there was no doubt that it had something to do with the plan she said, but what was the plan? Tang An was a little puzzled.
Forget it, they will reveal the answer themselves in a while, and Tang An began to cook dinner.
Dinner was made quickly, Tang An only prepared three fish steak rice and a bowl of hibiscus egg drop soup, and it was better to eat less for dinner, the key was to make it delicious.
went over and knocked on the door, and then Sang Mengmeng shouted: "Tang An, you come up!"
Tang An was curious, so he ran upstairs on his legs, and was stunned when he came to Sang Mengmeng's room.
Two identical mulberry Mengmeng, the same white-bottomed orchid Hanfu skirt, the same cute bun head, the same big eyes, a small mouth, and the same waist position of the skirt, revealing the plump and white furrow, and the snow tender amplitude that was wrapped around the hem of the skirt and crowded out were exactly the same.
They all wore a little makeup, brushed mascara on their eyelashes, and applied bright lip gloss on their lips, but they were just as beautiful.
Tang An finally understood what Sang Mengmeng was doing upstairs.
"Guess who of us is Xiao Mengmeng, who is Xiao Yueye!" A Sang Mengmeng twisted her body happily and looked at Tang An expectantly.
"Flesh numb!" said the other Sang Mengmeng disdainfully.
This is too easy to guess, although the appearance is exactly the same, the figure is exactly the same, but the temperament is obviously different, this happy will twist the body, and the chest is also jumping is undoubtedly Sang Mengmeng, another cold and noble killer Matt...... No, it's not about killing Matt now, it's naturally Sang Yueye.
"Mengmeng, what are you going to do? Isn't it clear to be stupid!" Although the distinction was clear, Tang An still looked at Sang Yueye and Sang Mengmeng with surprise on his face, as if it was the first time he knew that they were sisters.
Tang An became more and more puzzled, Sang Mengmeng was a dog spirit clan, but Sang Yueye was not, they were twins again, how to explain this!
"We plan to swap identities, from tomorrow, I am Sang Yueye, she is Sang Mengmeng, I will come to your class, Xiao Yueye will come to our class. Sang Mengmeng admires her wit very much.
"Sang Mengmeng is a little stupid, but after all, it's my sister, she was bullied, and I can't get by on my face. Sang Yueye sneered, "I actually dare to have a GIF on Tai Sui's head, I really don't know how to write dead words, I don't need to call someone to help, this Zhonghai University is also a place where our Sang sisters walk sideways." ”
I have to say that Sang Yueye is indeed more domineering than Sang Mengmeng, which may have something to do with Sang Mengmeng is a cute puppy, Sang Mengmeng doesn't seem to have Sang Yueye's great posture in many cases.
It seems that Sang Yueye is more like a sister, this is the scene where my sister is bullied and looks for my sister to fight.
"Don't do that...... I'll go talk to the eldest sister and ask them why they're targeting Meng Meng!" Tang An dissuaded.
"No, you're a boy, it's hard to communicate with them. Sang Mengmeng shook her head, she also thought about it, knowing that Tang An was actually quite annoying now, and it was not like making trouble for Tang An.
"What do you say, don't talk when you can do it, they can't quarrel when they seize the opportunity!" Sang Yueye clenched his fists and "creaked".
Tang An sighed, it seems that the Sang sisters have made up their minds, Tang An doesn't know if Sang Yueye will have any martial arts or something, but with just physical strength and skills, those so-called eldest sisters will not be Sang Yueye's opponents.
"They call them Dad!" Sang Mengmeng said waving her little fist.
"Let's go eat first. Tang An said, and then glanced at the black tiger striker who was leisurely walking in the yard, and sure enough, he didn't mean to become a little girl running around, Sang Mengmeng's communication was effective.
It was the first time for Tang An to eat with the Sang sisters, and he looked at two beautiful girls wearing exactly the same clothes and looking exactly the same sitting opposite him, although it was a pleasing thing to the eyes of Sang, Tang An still felt a little weird.
While eating, Sang Yueye looked at Sang Mengmeng with pity, and then said to Tang An: "You must treat Sang Mengmeng well." ”
Brainless, Sang Mengmeng blushed slightly and said, "Why did you suddenly say this?"
"You see that you are willing to eat such an unpalatable meal with him, such a woman, which man should not cherish it?" Sang Yueye said as a matter of course, and then spit out a fish bone from his mouth, "What kind of fish is this? You make fish steak rice, even if you don't use black tuna or bluefin tuna, you have to use a big-eyed tuna, it's not a mouthful of meat, and the worst is naked, right?"
Tang An used nothing more than silver carp meat braised after the tuna? Do you still need to use thousands of dollars, thousands of dollars a kilogram of black tuna? Tang An didn't have the money! Tang An couldn't help frowning, "If you eat it, you can eat it, and if you don't eat it, you will pull it down!"
"Don't pay attention to her, in fact, she often eats instant noodles herself, and now she is just pretending to be very high-end. Sang Mengmeng did not hesitate to expose Sang Yueye.
Sang Yueye's cheeks were slightly red, and she said angrily: "It's really useless, I know that my elbow is turned out!"
Sang Mengmeng smiled and didn't care.
At dinner, Tang An cleaned up casually, at this time the difference between Sang Yueye and Sang Mengmeng was even more obvious, Sang Mengmeng helped Tang An clean up, although wearing a wide robe and big sleeves Hanfu, but Sang Mengmeng still moved neatly and cleanly, and did things without delay.
As for Sang Yueye, it was simply difficult for Tang An to look directly, she lay on the sofa, touched her belly with one hand, and lifted her other foot and hung it on the sofa, because the skirt was made of silk, very slippery, the skirt slipped directly to the root of the thigh, and a large long white leg rested there, which made people a little unbearable.
"Sang Yueye, you're seducing people, aren't you!" Sang Mengmeng couldn't stand it anymore, "If you want to be like this, how can I rest assured that you live here!"
"I seduce people?" Sang Yueye said dismissively, "only you desire a man to insert his ugly and simple organs into your defenseless and fragile place where you are ready to give birth to a child, I have no interest in that." ”
"You are looking for a fight!" Sang Mengmeng's cheeks were crimson, and when she said this in front of Tang An, Sang Mengmeng couldn't stand it, so she picked up the pillow and rushed over to beat Sang Yueye.
The two sisters were in a ball on the sofa, their long legs were staggered, their fair skin was rubbing, and their chests were still jumping, with their movements, it was always worrying that they would jump out like a white rabbit, Tang An simply walked out and sat in the courtyard to enjoy the shade.
It's so hot, Tang An can feel a lot of heat accumulating in his lower abdomen.
After a while, Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye walked out, and Sang Mengmeng said to Tang An: "Sang Yueye has been living here for the past few days, please take care of her." ”
"I need him to take care of me?" Sang Yueye said unneedily.
"What about you?" Tang An ignored Sang Yueye, he also saw that Sang Yueye was indeed not squeamish, even if she didn't care about her, she would live tenaciously like Xiaoqiang, after all, as the daughter of a wealthy family, she often eats instant noodles, she must not be a particular master, she did not use tuna for the fish steak rice made by Tang An, it was purely just a pretend.
"Of course I'm going to live in the school dormitory. Sang Mengmeng pointed to her room, "I'll just pack up two clothes and go over." ”
"Won't this be exposed?" Tang An wondered, "How do you deal with the classmates in their dormitory in the past?"
"It doesn't matter, I don't talk to the rest of the dorm room. Sang Yueye looked down on Tang An and said: "I've talked to you a lot, and I don't bother to pay attention to ordinary people, what I say is nonsense, there is nothing to say." ”
"Thank you for watching. Tang An arched his hand towards the moonlit night.
"It's okay, anyway, we already look similar, exchange ID cards and student IDs, I'll say I'm my sister, who can prove that I'm not?
That's right...... Even if others can see that Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye may have exchanged identities, but the two of them don't admit it, others really have no choice, because this pair of sisters looks almost identical, only they can prove who they are, and it's useless for others to say anything.
Tang An still admires them a little, and the idea of exchanging identities like this is only played by twin sisters.